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You'll never look at seashells in the same way  |
also sex is banned, so is kissing and meat. |
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| Posted: Tue, 1st Oct 2024 21:58 Post subject: ***** |
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*****
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| Posted: Wed, 2nd Oct 2024 22:16 Post subject: |
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| Areius wrote: | | Deadpool & Wolverine: 4/10. Nice to see Jack Hughman back, some of the new characters were decent, plot veeeeeery meh. |
It started with a 4 but ended with a solid 5.9/10
Breaking the 4th wall right from the start ruined any sense of story arc, but it got better til the end which was a good surprise for a change. Some good jokes here and there and it looked like the actors were having fun for a change.
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Frant
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Deadpool & Wolvering: 3.5/10
So boring. The jokes were really off, the "story" was a mess and I simply didn't like it.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
"The sky was the color of a TV tuned to a dead station" - Neuromancer
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| Posted: Thu, 3rd Oct 2024 22:08 Post subject: |
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Paterson (2016)
Bus driver, writing poetry, enjoying his simple life.
chill out man, life is beautifull...
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M4trix
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vurt
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Salem's Lot (2024) 6/10
The Last Voyage of the Demeter 6/10
Mars Express 8/10
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| Posted: Fri, 4th Oct 2024 04:42 Post subject: |
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| M4trix wrote: | Speak no Evil (2024) 6/10
Average 'horror' movie. All drama happens in the last half hour. Meh. Btw, this character, Ben Dalton (Scoot McNairy) was so annoying.  |
Remake of the Danish Speak no Evil (2022) - that film was infuriating to watch, especially the ending 
1 and 2 are still amazing. |
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M4trix
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Przepraszam
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| Frant wrote: | Deadpool & Wolvering: 3.5/10
So boring. The jokes were really off, the "story" was a mess and I simply didn't like it. |
I agree this was so shit. Marvel sheep gonna it eat all up tho and suck each other cocks.
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VonMisk
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Salem's Lot (2024) - 5/10
It's just a generic vampire movie. Just randoms vs random vampires, serviceable - there's really nothing standing out.
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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Neon
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Joker 2 (aka Joker: Folie à Deux) - 8/10
I actually really liked the movie, with maybe 2 fewer songs it would have been better because they broke the pacing a bit.
I definitely didn't see the sequel shitting on the first movie or the audience of the first movie. If anything, I don't know what people expected from a sequel to the first Joker, where he/Arthur Fleck is just a pathetic man down on his luck, failed by the system and those close to him. He's not a menacing or an imposing figure.
This is not a Joker in a Batman universe, this is a Joker from the first Joker.
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ixigia
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Deadpool & Wolverine - Longlegs/10
It's a new level of measurement that efficiently replaces the 0-4 range whilst giving a good idea of the amount of quality one's going to find.
Rebel Ridge - 6/10
The movie somehow managed to go from very promising to serviceable to Metal Gear Commando to nothing to see here folks, which is an achievement in its own way. Still a reasonably decent watch as long as expectations are kept low.
Strange Darling - 7,5/10
After acknowledging the recommended approach here (go with the flow and turn off the brain) I enjoyed the over-the-top encounters, Willa's dramatic acting and the inspired visuals reminiscent of vintage flicks with more than a sprinkle of Tarantino. The campiness of its dialogues felt intentional, giving the movie some nice anti#metoo vibes 
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jackbomb
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Megalomani-errrr, megalopolis - 7/10
Yep, wasn't abysmal. Even bad. It was a nice film with some weird visual ideas (which worked more often than not) and some very welcomed originality. Me & my missus can't understand the hate. Plot wasn't original at all, but execution, music, photography and acting were above 90% of today's cinema. A welcomed surprise. Shame that it flopped, watching it on the theatre is quite the experience.
Quest for Fire - 8/10
They don't do these anymore.
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VonMisk
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The Radleys - 4.5/10
It's a drama disguise as a vampire movie about falling into addiction and dragging along whole family with you. Slow burn and not really compelling.
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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Il_Padrino
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Harry Potter 'octology' +/- 8/10
The latter 2, The Deadly Hallows are the weakest (especially part 1, part 2 was better than I remembered). I never cared much for the universe, but, just as with the game, they're all just very well made and fun movies.
Saturday Night Fever 7/10
Travolta's dance solo is still one of the coolest scenes in movie history
My Cousin Vinny 8/10
Great comedy, Marisa Tomei is 
Gremlins I & II 7.5/10
Apart from a few minor scenes (and the weird opening scene in the first movie), they haven't aged much.
Lord of the Rings trilogy 9.5/10
Still the greatest trilogy of all times.
Salem's Lot 6.5/10
Not bad, but nothing new. It was probably more original in the 70s when the book came out.
Deadpool & Wolverine 7/10
Most of the inside jokes probably went over my head, but I like the humor of these movies. Hugh Jackman gave absolutely everything, and him playing it completely straight was a fun contrast to the Reynolds-show.
Snowpiercer (final season) 6/10
It picks up a bit after 2 episodes, when Sean Bean returns, and at least the show has a proper ending. But it should have ended last season.
There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in.
Truly gone fishing.
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Sleepers (1996) - 9/10
What a cast Robert de Niro, Brad Pitt, Kevin Bacon, Dustin Hoffman, Minnie Driver.
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vurt
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vurt
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The Substance 9/10
Caddo Lake 7/10
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Alien Romulus 4/10
Rehashed Alien for younger generation. Very weak and predictable.
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| Posted: Tue, 15th Oct 2024 22:59 Post subject: |
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8MM (1999) - 8/10
Great one, dark porno atmosphere, Nicolas Cage, Joaquin Phoenix, James Gandolfini, Peter Stormare.
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ixigia
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The Substance - 7/10
Vibrant directing/editing style and very effective acting by the two leads (couldn't help but ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) at the Substance'd one), it's an absolutely ridiculous ride in every possible way that can only be enjoyed without asking questions or trying to involve any logic in the yellow equation. At some point, the movie simply embraces the zero_fucks_given_mode=1 + sv_gravity=0 comical way of progressing, which is the highlight for many but didn't quite work for me. Still, I appreciated the symbolisms whilst a tit was being coughed up from my third mouth.
Alien Romulus - ̶4̶.̶0̶ Longlegs/10
I should have listened to my own inner self and steered away from the Weyland-Derpani HodgepodGenZ powered by rancid berries, but curiosity once again killed the poor hugger. It's like the cinema equivalent of Kenny McCormick.
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M4trix
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tonizito
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Don't forget the wallpussy
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Alien: Romulus - 6/10
Good alien movie, android prick was annoying. And that ending.
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| Posted: Fri, 18th Oct 2024 18:01 Post subject: ***** |
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*****
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tonizito
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The Substance 8/10
Yeah, that last part with il monstruo is just too on the nose (or face tits), but everything else was very good. There also could have been some attempt at diplomacy, I'll just say that 
| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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