Man is making 3mil for three weeks of work. Stfu lol.
Stop watching money laundering movies.
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Stupid comment is stupid. This is a legitimate movie. It's just shit. Not like those Bruce Willis movies.
Liam Neeson is doing what Bruce Willis and Nicholas Cage are doing: they're mostly working for money even though they know the movies will be crap. I guess they're getting too old and cynical to care about their acting or making good movies.
(well, Nicholas Cage never had the same status and opportunities as the other two and thus his income and wealth is nowhere near Neeson or Willis)
Now now now hold on a minute. Nicky Cage was a blockbuster success. Way bigger than Willis and Neeson combined in their prime. He just made some terrible financial decisions.
But no, this one movie is a legitimate movie. Not made for those off shoot markets just to sell the movie based on Actor alone. Willis is in the whole movie money laundering business. Cage is in the I gotta pay back my taxes movie making scheme.
Liam Neeson is doing what Bruce Willis and Nicholas Cage are doing: they're mostly working for money even though they know the movies will be crap.
Shiiiit, if I was a popular actor and had the chance, I would do every crap movie thrown at me. I would not care if anyone liked them, or I got awards.
I would go cry in private at my 4 million dollar mansion while riding my jetski around my edgeless olympic sized pool
I'd do 10 shit movies for a few million each in rapid succession, buy me a few nice cars, a nice house, and retire set for life with the millions left over in the bank.
Maybe its my outlook? Its no different than if someone offered me a job making 10 obviously sure to fail website/apps that equals enough money to retire with. There is no moral principle saying I should reject the work. They are wanting to pay me to do what they asked me...their problem if it doesn't make money. I made the best crap website/app they gave me to make
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-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
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That won't lead you to sex scenes with megan fox though
No but you'll have sexy sex scenes with some younger versions of that Michael Bay semen dumpster. Especially if you get an all inclusive trip to some hot tamali country with thots willing to give you the herp for free.
That won't lead you to sex scenes with megan fox though
No but you'll have sexy sex scenes with some younger versions of that Michael Bay semen dumpster. Especially if you get an all inclusive trip to some hot tamali country with thots willing to give you the herp for free.
Turning red 6/10
I feel like this movie is for a certain demographic and not many people can relate/enjoy it like with many other Pixar movies. It didn't feel like a Pixar movie. Has typical moments everyone can enjoy, but unlike other Pixar movies it isn't universal. Animation is nice. Style is cute. If you're a girl/woman/MtF you will enjoy it. If you're a girl/woman/MtF from Toronto you will really consume I mean enjoy it. If you're a cishet male, you'll laugh at a few jokes. I think most of the pleasantries are the Toronto references everything else is meh. It feels more DreamWorks than Pixar. Movie deserves a higher score, if it were DreamWorks. As a Pixar movie it's just lacking. Very limited.
Again a basic Ryan Reynolds Netflix movie, but this had a little more heart than the previous movies. The kid was annoying though, but it's always nice to see Zoe Saldana.
I want you back(2022) 5/10
A comedy movie about two people getting dumped and trying to get their ex-partners back, not bad but the premise is quite worn out.
Though I guess batman was able to take full round of SMG to his chest because of 15cm of padding
Whats more unbelievable to me is:
Spoiler:
They are just a few feet away, and multiple of them, yet none of them think after a few bullets bounce off, to just shoot him in the head at his huge unprotected lower face.
"Where do we shoot the enemies at boss?"
"Avoid exposed skin and aim for the most armored parts, you numbskulls"
-We don't control what happens to us in life, but we control how we respond to what happens in life.
-Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times. -G. Michael Hopf
Disclaimer: Post made by me are of my own creation. A delusional mind relayed in text form.
I watched the first 20 minutes of the new spooderman movie... damn, did they use their backup team to do the CGI? I mean, the first shot of Spooderman looked like it was taken from a PS3 game, not a 2022 high budget Marvel movie. Anyway, I got so bored with what I was watching that I just stopped watching it. Since I didn't watch the full movie I can't really give it a proper score. I guess I'd give it a 3.5/10 for the 20 minutes I watched.
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Are you a 13 year old girl getting her first period? If not then it's not for you.
You aren't the target audience for this. Even 13 year old girls aren't. This is specifically for one target audience only. Middle aged moms who want to relive their daughters first period in some fantastical way. But then again this is very culture specific. Unless you're Asian, with Asian culture raising you, strict and all and stereotypical, then you can't really relate to it. The relatable theme is cliche period rage. That's it. Everything else is Asian specific. But not any Asian. North American Asians that focus on strict rules and shit. Not the common everyday Asian.
That's what you watched. A token #StandWithAsians cartoon.
Worst Pixar movie to date.
A comedy movie about spies and kids...so kinda like spy kids.
It was actually ok and I think the kids were better than the adults, especially the dad was very annoying.
And then some Adam Sandler hits.
Murder Mystery (2019) 4/10
It is just what the title suggests, a couple involved in a murder mystery...quite boring.
Hubie Halloween (2020) 6/10
I know I know another Sandler movie where he does a stupid voice and screams, but for some reason it reminded me of "Deuce Bigalow".
Are you a 13 year old girl getting her first period? If not then it's not for you.
You aren't the target audience for this. Even 13 year old girls aren't. This is specifically for one target audience only. Middle aged moms who want to relive their daughters first period in some fantastical way. But then again this is very culture specific. Unless you're Asian, with Asian culture raising you, strict and all and stereotypical, then you can't really relate to it. The relatable theme is cliche period rage. That's it. Everything else is Asian specific. But not any Asian. North American Asians that focus on strict rules and shit. Not the common everyday Asian.
That's what you watched. A token #StandWithAsians cartoon.
Worst Pixar movie to date.
You might be on to something there The movie takes place in 2002 for some reason (I figured for a "20 years later" ending, but it never came) and the kids are talking about cd's and shit. Felt so out of touch.
I wasn't already a fan of the new, Disney Pixar (only liked Inside Out), but this is indeed their worst one yet.
There must have been a door there in the wall, when I came in.
Truly gone fishing.
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