REQ's be warned! Don't mess with me!
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DeMoN064




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 00:11    Post subject: REQ's be warned! Don't mess with me!
You know i hate requests so when i get this in my PM inbox i feel like im about to explode..Now i was going to alert the mod's but i thought i would take a different approach :

I'm going to waste as much time with him as i can, untill he gets the message.

So let's begin :

Quote:
From: thexcode

hi
i see your posts on psp section.i was wondering where do you get the isos? i'm searching thru emule but i need a website or like a forum to confirm links. do you have special forum to get the psp links?


Quote:
To : thexcode
Hey, Yeah i can help you out with this you need to fill out a form to join the special forum with the link's to the ISO's .. its like a few question's about downloading and if you can provide l33t access.

Here is a link to the forms : http://rapidshare.de/files/14706780/form.zip.html

Please get back to me as soon as possable, Thanks.


I send him a fake zip that's about 200 zip's in Very Happy I found it at another site, Check it out yourself Razz

Not long after.. he replys..

Quote:
From: thexcode

whats this?
i need a link not a zip folder.


WHAT?! Thats very demanding! I don't take that kind of respect! So time to reply..

Quote:
To : thexcode

''The zip folder contains the link's to the site's you need. Is there some sort of problem with that? I'm trying my best to help you here."


Quote:
From: thexcode

zip folder is damaged. i cant see the links in it.


[b]TIME WASTED SO FAR - 6 Hours and something.


Alright he really want's this link! Time for a new l33t site to give him, I quickly googled 'psp download scam site' and found this http://www.unlimitedpspgames.com/ , A fake scam downloading site that you have to pay money to! Rolling Eyes

I was chatting with NiK on MSN at the time, I showed him the link too Very Happy

Quote:
MSN Convo :

-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
Whats on the site
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
I just clicked it
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
click somewhere and see what happens
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
Yes! I also want to download movies for extra $9.95!
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
lmao
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
1 Day Left! Offer Ends Sunday, March 5, 2006
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
damn!
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
1 Day Left! Offer Ends Wednesday, April 5, 2006
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
get teh credit card!!
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
Because I changed my computer date
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
wow
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
Who have thunk that
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
your joking? lol
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
no
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
I've seen tons of site
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
Change the date on your clock and refresh
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
And the ONE DAY LEFT thing will change accordingly
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
LMAO
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
omg
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
lol


Embarassed

But there was hope!! THERE WAS A SECRET PASSWORD TO GET IT FOR FREE! (Actually there's not but i want to give him some hope Razz)
But what is this password?! NiK tells me!

Quote:
_-_-_-:.:.:NiK:.:.:.-_-_-_ 닉 - First Computer says:
make it the word gullible
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
you think he's smart enough? lol
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
i want to test him
+*¨^¨*+ ÐëMøÑ+*¨^¨*+ says:
GU11i3LE


So i send this off to him :

Quote:
This is one of the site's you could try http://www.unlimitedpspgames.com/ , You can get the downloads for free by entering the password : #1#GU11I3LE#0#'


Tonight he sents me this (24 hours later) :

Quote:
From: thexcode
thanks for the site. but i need a username to enter.


Omfg.. He's actually went on this site, seen all the spam about money and shit.. Then he goes to the login area to enter the password Gullable LOL.. Crying or Very sad

Can't he see the site's a total scam?! , Can't he see the GULLIBLE in the password?!?!Nope. Very Happy

Ok, Time for a login name then... D3MA0NANDNIKPWNSU - Demon And Nik pwns you Very Happy
HE MUST GUESS WHATS GOING ON NOW?! Nope.

Quote:
Oh right, I seem to have forgot to add the username..

User : #1#D3MA0NANDNIKPWNSU#0#0
Pass : #1#GU11I3LE#0#

This should give you top 1337 access to the ISO's'


TIME WASTED SO FAR - Ages.

Another reply..

Quote:
'thanks but this doesnt work. it gives me the error 404. how do you get access with this?'


I send :

Quote:
I GIVE UP, I CANT TAKE THIS AMOUNT OF NOOBNESS ANYMORE.


To Req's :

If you waste my time I waste your's I get these request's all the time and it bores me to death. Sorry if i'm being harsh but don't expect me to bend over and risk helping you. Help yourself. Smile

To be continued..??! Depend's if he find's this thread.. Wink
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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 00:20    Post subject:
[img]TORCHED YOUR ASS![/img]

Laughing


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DeMoN064




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 00:29    Post subject:
To Mod's : Please don't ban him yet. I'm not finshed with him yet Very Happy
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cnZ
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 00:36    Post subject:
i didn't even laught of this crap..
i have made better crap myself with noobs, but this was just lame Confused
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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 00:50    Post subject:
HAHAHAH Laughing

Excellent, fuck with him till he gets the msg and then have the mods ban him! Laughing Very Happy


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 01:30    Post subject:
not that funny, you're pretty poor at messing with noobs. a tinyurl link to goatse woulda prolly given him a better / faster message.


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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 02:23    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
not that funny, you're pretty poor at messing with noobs. a tinyurl link to goatse woulda prolly given him a better / faster message.


Now thanks for saying that! Yes thanks! In about 2-3 posts we will see a Goatse pic and thus I can avoid this thread for all eterniry.



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Sublime




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 03:05    Post subject:
not really but that's how i'd go about it all. Fuck wasting my time even speaking to him or uploading stuff to rapidshare. A quick tinyurl creation and away he goes. If he returns with the 'I think you sent me the wrong like it showed a man with his arse spread' then you just laugh and do another link to another sick site until he really does get the message.


Stealth88 and Lod|_Dod| wrote:
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Hfric




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 11:13    Post subject:



hey you are not alone i get 18 pms per month from nobbies "where to download the ISos on this site" Laughing


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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 11:22    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:



hey you are not alone i get 18 pms per month from nobbies "where to download the ISos on this site" Laughing
Guess your unlucky, never got one xD
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Godlikez*
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 11:30    Post subject:
Damn demon your so mean! Very Happy


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DeMoN064




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 13:37    Post subject:
OH NOES! I've been banned from my PSP Topsite.. By.. "Sublime" Wink He seem's to be changing his site into a DS download site! Shocked Wink This mean's thexcode will need more of those special links! Wink

Quote:
Sorry about that last message, I have been very stressed due to being banned from the PSP download topsite by the admin called sublime. This is why you could not access the 1337 ISO's. Because he banned the login and password.

It seem's he want's to close down his PSP download site and turn it into a DS download topsite! I was totally shocked about this and called him a fucking DS fanboy. Then he banned me! What an ass.

I'm now looking for another PSP download topsite. I will post any link's to you as soon as I can.


To be continued???... Wink
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Hfric




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 13:59    Post subject:
LOL


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kosmiq




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 15:15    Post subject:
Well since the goatse pics are not here yet (damn) I still think this is kinda entertaining... Very Happy

I have only gotten one PM so far about reqs and I never answered it.



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ThOMaZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 15:38    Post subject:
got one too, just saw it today, the guy sent it on the 16th or februari, i hope he found his torrent for the regiment by now
who pm's for torrents ffs? :s
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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 15:43    Post subject:
kosmiq wrote:
Well since the goatse pics are not here yet (damn) I still think this is kinda entertaining... Very Happy

I have only gotten one PM so far about reqs and I never answered it.


http://www.hai2u.com/

enjoy Very Happy


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ThOMaZ




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 15:53    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
kosmiq wrote:
Well since the goatse pics are not here yet (damn) I still think this is kinda entertaining... Very Happy

I have only gotten one PM so far about reqs and I never answered it.


http://www.hai2u.com/

enjoy Very Happy


why o why do i have to click every link i see? :pit did take couple of seconds before i understood what i was looking at
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deelix
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 16:13    Post subject:
ThOMaZ wrote:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
kosmiq wrote:
Well since the goatse pics are not here yet (damn) I still think this is kinda entertaining... Very Happy

I have only gotten one PM so far about reqs and I never answered it.


http://www.hai2u.com/

enjoy Very Happy


why o why do i have to click every link i see? :pit did take couple of seconds before i understood what i was looking at

Nice one -.-
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TheGame110011001
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 16:38    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
kosmiq wrote:
Well since the goatse pics are not here yet (damn) I still think this is kinda entertaining... Very Happy

I have only gotten one PM so far about reqs and I never answered it.


http://www.hai2u.com/

enjoy Very Happy


omfg... il skip dinner tonight Sad

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The pm requesters arn't that big n00bs. Because they know there is such thing as PM. Most even cant find the reply button and make new topics about bs...

They hope someone will give them leech axx ... because they heard from someone that you can leech from ftp's and shit Very Happy


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 16:53    Post subject:
yea, one guy pm´d me once asking where he can dload ftp,
he thought ftp was a leet p2p app like emule, kazzaa and crap Laughing


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Hfric




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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 20:01    Post subject:
thanks for the nice link D_A_Kuja Very Happy


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Mon, 6th Mar 2006 22:12    Post subject:
np Wink,
share it with your family and friends so everyone can have fun Laughing


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SycoShaman
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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 00:24    Post subject:
Hfric wrote:



hey you are not alone i get 18 pms per month from nobbies "where to download the ISos on this site" Laughing


hahaha, same here.

Some really try to be slick about it too
hilarious


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PostPosted: Tue, 7th Mar 2006 00:29    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
np Wink,
share it with your family and friends so everyone can have fun Laughing


Done Wink
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