Ancient Chinese porno...apparently they like their sexy scenes to sound like some old console system.
At least there's some actual acting in older movies, and a hint of plot.
EDIT: Ah that's it, it sounds like Zelda 2 though maybe not quite as synthetic!
(Which is actually about Link, Zelda being asleep for almost the entire adventure but he actually sees some action at the end ha ha.)
Fuck-Foo? Eh doubt it'd be on Youtube or similar since it's a bit too explicit and isn't educational enough to skirt around the whole "ban" on nudity thing they have there.
EDIT: Yeah looking into some new furniture but I suppose I can't make the neighbors too agitated but it's interesting to look up some historical...highlights. Ha ha.
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I learned about this when I studied art curating, apparently erotic furniture/ furniture that can be used to enhance one’s sex life was a huge trend with the aristocracy back in the day. Unfortunately when they died their erotic collections often went with them.
Google Edward VII’s sex chair, it allowed him to do two ladies at once, but the how is still a mystery.
For there lived an extraordinary contraption, a testament to the Prince’s insatiable lust and to his immense corpulence.
Known romantically as a ‘siege d’amour’, or love-seat, this chair allowed the distinctly unathletic Bertie to have his way with two women simultaneously, all with the minimum of effort.
Edward VII, also known as ‘Dirty Bertie’ and ‘Edward the Caresser’, was a man of gargantuan sexual appetites, who rutted his way through available (and not so available) lady folk like a tomcat with three testicles.
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