Call the bluff...
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fisk




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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 14:45    Post subject: Call the bluff...
This is a game of "Call the bluff", one person tells a story, then people try and make out if it's all a lie, or if it's actually true. A simple reply, such as: "That's a lie/That's the truth", is not allowed - you have to say why it is or isn't true. The author of the story then judges the best answer, and whoever got it right has a shot at telling a story.

So who will start?


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 15:00    Post subject:
i guess i will

I was playing Ninja Gaiden at my friends house the game was very aggravating i got soo pissed off i broke his controller by smashing it on the ground and swearing my friend laughed and said this is the 4th controller broken over this game by him or some1 in his house and said hell pay for it


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 15:05    Post subject:
Here goes,

Once I was having sex with my GF, and when I came I came on her stomach, cause I thought that would be so fucking hot. When I came on her stomach I continued fucking, but at a point my arms became very tired, I was holding myself up above her and so I had to lay on her and I did. So basically I was laying on my cum I was disgusted ofcourse but I was horny so I continued fucking and in the intensity and the well.... going back and forth the cum became this very snow white porrage, I dunno how else to describe it. It was like toothpaste only thinner, Normally it isn't white it's like see through, but it looked like it was cooked in a pan. When I got up the sent went to my nose and It was so disgusting I almost had to puke, it was like old nuts. So then we went both to the shower.
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 15:32    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
Here goes,

Once I was having sex with my GF, and when I came I came on her stomach, cause I thought that would be so fucking hot. When I came on her stomach I continued fucking, but at a point my arms became very tired, I was holding myself up above her and so I had to lay on her and I did. So basically I was laying on my cum I was disgusted ofcourse but I was horny so I continued fucking and in the intensity and the well.... going back and forth the cum became this very snow white porrage, I dunno how else to describe it. It was like toothpaste only thinner, Normally it isn't white it's like see through, but it looked like it was cooked in a pan. When I got up the sent went to my nose and It was so disgusting I almost had to puke, it was like old nuts. So then we went both to the shower.


well this is obviously a LIE, since you in fact never have had sex.
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 15:39    Post subject:
Laughing hahah nice Very Happy

I think it's a lie too because his discription of cum sounds like he's firing blanks!


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 17:45    Post subject:
I think you all are so smart.


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 18:08    Post subject:
Maybe it's a lie, maybe it's the truth.

Can't proove it, so what difference does it make. This thread is useless. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 18:14    Post subject:
REAL OR FAKE!!!?????

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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 18:18    Post subject:
You guys are so freaking sick... -.-
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 18:20    Post subject:
haha that pic is so utterly disgusting Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 18:37    Post subject:
OMFG
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 18:39    Post subject: Re: Call the bluff...
fisk wrote:
This is a game of "Call the bluff", one person tells a story, then people try and make out if it's all a lie, or if it's actually true. A simple reply, such as: "That's a lie/That's the truth", is not allowed - you have to say why it is or isn't true. The author of the story then judges the best answer, and whoever got it right has a shot at telling a story.

So who will start?


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 18:57    Post subject:
Well this thread certainly went to shit. Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 19:08    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
Well this thread certainly went to shit. Laughing



ahahahahahaha
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 19:18    Post subject:
you cannot play this on a forum, but it is funny irl. It is all about the eyes. You need eyes to judge whether a story is true or nor.
You can combine it with some drinking, and it must give funny evenings. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 19:36    Post subject:
Ok. WHY! that picture is just..nasty.. Damn.

For the topic I think that the part about the sperm smelling like...AHHHH..shit..when its a little "cooked" its damn true.(pizdas story)

Heat and sperm is a bad combination. Don´t try it at home kids. DO NOT COOK YOUR SPERM! Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 21:24    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
Ok. WHY! that picture is just..nasty.. Damn.

For the topic I think that the part about the sperm smelling like...AHHHH..shit..when its a little "cooked" its damn true.(pizdas story)

Heat and sperm is a bad combination. Don´t try it at home kids. DO NOT COOK YOUR SPERM! Razz


So you are basically telling us that you usually masturbate, put it in your hand, cook it and then drinks it before going to bed???? Shocked



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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Feb 2006 22:00    Post subject:
kosmiq wrote:
Spun[k] wrote:
Ok. WHY! that picture is just..nasty.. Damn.

For the topic I think that the part about the sperm smelling like...AHHHH..shit..when its a little "cooked" its damn true.(pizdas story)

Heat and sperm is a bad combination. Don´t try it at home kids. DO NOT COOK YOUR SPERM! Razz


So you are basically telling us that you usually masturbate, put it in your hand, cook it and then drinks it before going to bed???? Shocked


His name is 'Spunk' what do you expect... Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Feb 2006 14:12    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
Ok. WHY! that picture is just..nasty.. Damn.

For the topic I think that the part about the sperm smelling like...AHHHH..shit..when its a little "cooked" its damn true.(pizdas story)

Heat and sperm is a bad combination. Don´t try it at home kids. DO NOT COOK YOUR SPERM! Razz


Well thank you. Finally someone recognizes it.
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