I mean, I think the entire village is sisters and brothers and cousins and uncles and aunts fucking each other and then randomly distributing the children to whoever has a place left in their home... sort of...
The European Kings and Queens are looking at this and are going "Nah, this is a bit much, isn't it"
The Habsburgs sure knew how to "party" with themselves. This is one of the kings, Charles II of Spain. There's even a word for that particular jaw, Habsburg Jaw.
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Inbreeding was common among all royalty, but the Habsburgs had the worst possible luck with it. A few unfortunate family traits were bottled up and intensified. As generations of family members intermarried, the Habsburgs became prone to epilepsy, gout, dropsy, and depression. The most prominent sign of their familial connection was the Habsburg jaw, a lower jaw that jutted out from the face. The last of the royal Habsburgs, Charles II, had a jaw so large that he couldn't chew, and had a tough time speaking. His death, without an heir, plunged the empire into war.
What's funny about the Habsurb, in an ironic twist if you will, they got their power at first, by marrying their daughters to kings and emperors around in Europe lol.
I.e. they were known for having the most beautiful of girls and well... ironic, isn't it
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