Cats [Christmas 2019, Universal Pictures]
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PostPosted: Thu, 18th Jul 2019 23:35    Post subject: Cats [Christmas 2019, Universal Pictures]

Genre: Epic Musical
Cast: James Corden, Dame Judi Dench, Jason Derulo, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson, Ian McKellan, Taylor Swift, Rebel Wilson, and introducing Francesca Hayward
Director: Tom Hooper
Screenplay by: Lee Hall, Tom Hooper
Based on: Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats by T.S. Eliot, the musical Cats by Andrew Lloyd Webber
Producers: Debra Hayward, Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner, Tom Hooper
Executive Producers: Andrew Lloyd Webber, Steven Spielberg, Angela Morrison, Jo Burn

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Oscar®-winning director Tom Hooper (The King’s Speech, Les Misérables, The Danish Girl) transforms Andrew Lloyd Webber’s record-shattering stage musical into a breakthrough cinematic event.

Cats stars James Corden, Judi Dench, Jason Derulo, Idris Elba, Jennifer Hudson, Ian McKellen, Taylor Swift, Rebel Wilson and introduces Royal Ballet principal dancer Francesca Hayward in her feature film debut.

Featuring Lloyd Webber’s iconic music and a world-class cast of dancers under the guidance of Tony-winning choreographer Andy Blankenbuehler (Hamilton, In the Heights), the film reimagines the musical for a new generation with spectacular production design, state-of-the-art technology, and dance styles ranging from classical ballet to contemporary, hip-hop to jazz, street dance to tap.

The film also stars Robbie Fairchild (Broadway’s An American in Paris), Laurie Davidson (TNT’s Will), hip-hop dance sensation Les Twins (Larry and Laurent Bourgeois), acclaimed dancer Mette Towley (featured in videos for Rihanna and Pharrell Williams’ N.E.R.D.), Royal Ballet principal dancer Steven McRae, and rising-star singer Bluey Robinson.

Universal Pictures presents a Working Title Films and Amblin Entertainment production, in association with Monumental Pictures and The Really Useful Group. Cats is produced by Debra Hayward, Tim Bevan, Eric Fellner and Tom Hooper. The screenplay is by Lee Hall (Billy Elliot, Rocketman) and Hooper, based on Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats by T.S. Eliot and the stage musical by Lloyd Webber. Cats is executive produced by Lloyd Webber, Steven Spielberg, Angela Morrison and Jo Burn.

One of the longest-running shows in West End and Broadway history, the stage musical “Cats” received its world premiere at the New London Theatre in 1981, where it played for 21 years and earned the Olivier and Evening Standard Awards for Best Musical. In 1983, the Broadway production became the recipient of seven Tony Awards, including Best Musical, and ran for an extraordinary 18 years. Since opening in London in 1981, “Cats” has continuously appeared on stage around the globe, to date having played to 81 million people in more than fifty countries and in nineteen languages. It is one of the most successful musicals of all time.


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 03:59    Post subject:
If this actually makes money we must accelerate climate change by any means possible.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 05:40    Post subject:
Disturbing.


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 09:13    Post subject:
My eyes bleed...
There must be big furry lobby in Hollywood and some serious hardcore drugs to greenlit it.


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 11:03    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 12:11    Post subject:
just for comparision... the OG musical


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1 and 2 are still amazing.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 12:32    Post subject:
This is just...weird.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 12:48    Post subject:
I guess we are in times where u make movies from anything ...


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 13:18    Post subject:
I wish RLM would do a skit about it but I don't recall them reviewing any kind of shit like this.


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 22:59    Post subject:
This looks beautiful, a grander extension of the play. Not sure why such a strong, negative reaction.
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 23:29    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Not sure why such a strong, negative reaction.


I felt a disturbance in my pants when I saw dame Judy Dench in that suit


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 23:44    Post subject:
Waargh wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
Not sure why such a strong, negative reaction.


I felt a disturbance in my pants when I saw dame Judy Dench in that suit

And sir Ian McKellen, oh my!
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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 23:47    Post subject:
George Takei would fit nicely Pffchh


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PostPosted: Fri, 19th Jul 2019 23:51    Post subject:
And a Robin Williams. Laughing
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Oh honey you let me do the honors? Shocked How sweet! Here goes: and a freshly-cleaned of all dirt one and only innocent Kevin Spacey! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Sat, 20th Jul 2019 03:25    Post subject:
These are the end times.
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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2019 16:59    Post subject:
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/cats_2019

19%, 3.85/10

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Despite its fur-midable cast, this Cats adaptation is a clawful mistake that will leave most viewers begging to be put out of their mew-sery.


Laughing

Plenty of people say it's the worst film of the decade! I guess Cats is the Catwoman of the 2010s! What a way to end 2019 and this decade!

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Confirmed bombing with audiences too: https://deadline.com/2019/12/star-wars-rise-of-skywalker-opening-weekend-box-office-cats-bombshell-1202814594/

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It just keeps getting worse for Universal/Amblin/Working Title’s Cats with business now down to $7.6M in 4th place for the weekend well below the $15M that tracking was seing. More injury: CinemaScore audiences pronounced the movie dead with a C+ to go along with its awfully updated PostTrak exits of 2 stars.


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2019 17:32    Post subject:
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“Cats is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs.” – Ed Douglas, The Beat


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2019 18:29    Post subject:
Laughing

Never been into musicals (except perhaps Little Shop of Horrors) and the trailer looked horrible. When critics comments are more entertaining than the product being commented you know someone made a huge mistake. Wink


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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2019 23:28    Post subject:
An updated version is coming out to theatres. Relax. Lolololol they spent more money on this shit and it still sucks.

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PostPosted: Sat, 21st Dec 2019 23:51    Post subject:
Day 1 patch, nice. Will wait for the F2P (free to pirate) version.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Sun, 22nd Dec 2019 11:56    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Day 1 patch, nice. Will wait for the F2P (free to pirate) version.


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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Dec 2019 19:19    Post subject:
Will lose at least $71M for the studio: https://deadline.com/2019/12/cats-bombs-at-box-office-will-lose-71-million-1202818187/

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Our finance sources informed us over this weekend that the Universal/Amblin/Working Title feature adaptation of the near $4 billion-grossing Andrew Lloyd Webber stage musical is bound to lose at least $71M — that is, if the pic reaches a global box office result of $100M, meaning $40M stateside and $60M abroad. This is based off a production cost of $90M net–the pic was shot on soundstages in London–and a $115M estimated global P&A spend.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Sun, 29th Dec 2019 19:26    Post subject:
With that bad reviews - I just HAVE to see it Very Happy


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Laughing Laughing Laughing damn that plot.
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Dec 2019 17:45    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Dec 2019 19:59    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
Will lose at least $71M for the studio: https://deadline.com/2019/12/cats-bombs-at-box-office-will-lose-71-million-1202818187/

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Our finance sources informed us over this weekend that the Universal/Amblin/Working Title feature adaptation of the near $4 billion-grossing Andrew Lloyd Webber stage musical is bound to lose at least $71M — that is, if the pic reaches a global box office result of $100M, meaning $40M stateside and $60M abroad. This is based off a production cost of $90M net–the pic was shot on soundstages in London–and a $115M estimated global P&A spend.


Make that $100M per Variety: https://variety.com/2019/film/box-office/cats-box-office-losses-flop-1203453171/

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Tom Hooper’s big-screen adaptation has clawed its way to $38 million globally after two weeks in theaters, a dismal figure that could result in $100 million in theatrical losses, according to rival studio executives.


Laughing


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Tue, 31st Dec 2019 20:19    Post subject:
In Christ Almighty's name, what did those people smoke? Who wants this? What the fuck is it?


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