Everyone has their price...
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 02:08    Post subject: Everyone has their price...
Taken from the music thread ( http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=319336#319336 )
I thought it'd be a good topic Smile.

Quite often to my m8's i'd say stuff like "would you fuck her for a few hundred quid?" quite often they'll double it and stuff. But I bet if you put them alone in a room together with noone around and noone to find out they'd do it for free. Unless of course the woman is really disgusting and it's not something you'd do for the hell of it.

So come on I say something then the next person names their price and then they say something for the next person etc. etc.

don't get silly and say stuff like 'eat the shit out of a dogs arse whilst being taken from behind by an aids infested man with a car battery hooked up to your nipples with a bowling ball hanging from your balls and a vice on your dick'

So yea....

How much would you eat a bogey from someone elses nose for?


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 02:15    Post subject:
100 euro. Most likely also for less than 50 if i was drunk Very Happy

Ok, how much would you want for the following:
eat the shit out of a dogs arse whilst being taken from behind by an aids infested man with a car battery hooked up to your nipples with a bowling ball hanging from your balls and a vice on your dick'

ok, just kidding Very Happy

how much for shitting into a convertable?
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 02:18    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
100 euro. Most likely also for less than 50 if i was drunk Very Happy

Ok, how much would you want for the following:
eat the shit out of a dogs arse whilst being taken from behind by an aids infested man with a car battery hooked up to your nipples with a bowling ball hanging from your balls and a vice on your dick'

ok, just kidding Very Happy

how much for shitting into a convertable?


Free


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 02:46    Post subject:
come on play the game! name something else.


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 02:51    Post subject:
How much for you to have sex with the queen?


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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 03:48    Post subject:
I honestly wouldn't do her at all. For a start it's not something that would be a secret for very long and i'd never be able live down the shame of it!

How much for you to donate a kidney to someone who's not a family member.


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 03:51    Post subject:
100k €,
priceless if subject is a serb or gypsie.

for how much would you cut off your smallest finger?


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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 05:01    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
100k €,
priceless if subject is a serb or gypsie.

for how much would you cut off your smallest finger?

a few beers Laughing (isnt there some japanese gang where you have to cut off the tip of your smallest finger to join?)

how much would you get your balls waxed for?
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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 05:10    Post subject:
A tenner. Easy money really. The hair will grow back and it'd be an experience. I'd probably be in tears but that's not something I'd be too scared to attempt. Say if a group of my m8s went into a salon to all get waxed i'd do it then too (so for free).

And as for the little finger.. quite a lot of japanese cultures involve it, The yakuza pratice it a lot though.

How much to kill an animal with your own hands? (that's perfectly healthy and not attacking you.)


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 05:35    Post subject:
apart from insects the only animal i killed was a fish.
But you can pay me whatever you want, i d never kill an animal again. Only in severe survival cases when it would the only edible thing available to eat...

so, next question, how much for a blowjob on a guy (considering you re a guy) with swalloing?
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 05:55    Post subject:
100 Million Cash Up Front. Honestly I dont know if I could physically do it. I think I would be too grossed out to finish the job and vomit all over the place.

How much to eat 1/4 pound of raw human flesh?


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 06:48    Post subject:
One hundred grand. If I could rinse it down with coca cola. (And then puke the living shit out of myself).

How much for you to rape a camel?


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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 14:49    Post subject:
ill do the deed for 10k if its cash ,if its a cheque f u Laughing
how much for you to lick my bits clean after?
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 15:48    Post subject:
snop1050 wrote:
ill do the deed for 10k if its cash ,if its a cheque f u Laughing
how much for you to lick my bits clean after?


one camel.

how much for you to run naked thru town square on a very cold day?
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 15:54    Post subject:
50 bucks.

How much for you to sleep with you own mother.....!?


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 16:05    Post subject:
Spun[k] wrote:
50 bucks.

How much for you to sleep with you own mother.....!?

My mother - Bill gates money
Your - 340NOK
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 16:15    Post subject:
deelix wrote:
Spun[k] wrote:
50 bucks.

How much for you to sleep with you own mother.....!?

My mother - Bill gates money
Your - 340NOK



Its a game, now its your turn to ask. Like "How much for you to fuck my mom? Then I would say eg "not for all the money in the world" and so on"

Continue. Wink


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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 16:19    Post subject:
so you would fuck your own mother deelix?
damn man...

anyway, to continue the game, i d fuck deelix´ mom for 100 bucks,
for how much would you spend a month in bagdhad?


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 16:23    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
so you would fuck your own mother deelix?
damn man...

anyway, to continue the game, i d fuck deelix´ mom for 100 bucks,
for how much would you spend a month in bagdhad?

Hey don't you think you could forget it for all the money of bill gates money, Remember there are people who do incest for free. I only do it for some hundred bilions.
Wouldn't you. You could take something over the head Laughing

But yeah i would use some of the money on alcohol or some stronger stuff after i did it... But it aint gonna happen anyway, none of you are paying me the money anyway Twisted Evil ...i hope Razz
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 16:32    Post subject:
either way you should still ask another question to keep the thread going.


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 16:35    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
so you would fuck your own mother deelix?
damn man...

anyway, to continue the game, i d fuck deelix´ mom for 100 bucks,
for how much would you spend a month in bagdhad?



Hmm. Dono...Maybe like 10000 bucks. Bagdhad is pretty safe.. I think. USA has their base there.. or something..?


How much for you to cut of your toe.?


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 16:37    Post subject:
20K...you can still sew it back on Wink

how much to eat a stray dogs poo?

edit: wtf spun[k] ...you edited your post Wink
edit2: haha again


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 16:37    Post subject:
Since im danish and they're quite mad at us atm i wouldn't go there for less than 500k..

Dog poo you say? hmm.. 5k

How much for letting a guy fuck you in the ass?


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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 17:27    Post subject:
Mojo_69 wrote:
Since im danish and they're quite mad at us atm i wouldn't go there for less than 500k..

Dog poo you say? hmm.. 5k

How much for letting a guy fuck you in the ass?

more than you can afford so go make your proposal to someone else Laughing

how much to shoot you in the groin with a desert eagle at point blank range?
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 17:39    Post subject:
all the money in the world cant replace the good ol dick

how much do you want to spend a month in jail, labeled as a pedofile?


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 17:42    Post subject:
JeanPerrier wrote:
all the money in the world cant replace the good ol dick

how much do you want to spend a month in jail, labeled as a pedofile?

289.8k unknown valute

How much would you have for tatoo the danish flag on your body and go naked around in Afganistan?
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 18:15    Post subject:
useless crap goes into useless void

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Sublime




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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 18:39    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
useless crap goes into useless void

moved


There's actually a thin line between the general chatter and the useless void. Since this section was created as a sig tester before it was a spam fest like the teamwork thread. This should have remained in the general section - can't you read the descriptions?! Talk about anything thats on your mind in here, flaming wont be tolarated.

You're just a knob.


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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 22:46    Post subject:
sue me
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PostPosted: Wed, 8th Feb 2006 23:35    Post subject:
TheSaint wrote:
sue me


/me sues TheSaint


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