Imagine that you have divine powers. What do you do? Help people or take the piss out of them? That's a priest's life.
Someone famous once said that with great power comes great responsibility. However, some people think that great power means great fun.
Where is the truth? You tell me.
Priest Simulator is a realistic, well, simulator of living as the most privileged person in town.
Do the sermons. People will obey you.
Give the sacraments. According to your own price list.
Visit people. Collect loot.
Modernize you church. Or your saint laboratory.
Perform exorcisms on possessed people. Or animals.
Destroy the sects. Or make alliances.
Fight with other priests in Divine Powers Challanges. Or take part in illegal races.
Spend money on car upgrades. Or weapons to fight demons.
But first of all remember - take care of your reputation. Because you live in a place where almost everyone wants to pull your leg.
Well... my first and last thought was: Oh! A pedophile simulator...
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Judging from the footage it's the game itself that needs an exorcist
When it comes to the subject of tackling hardcore dioporco Christianity in an unfiltered manner, there aren't many titles that can beat Outlast 2 in my opinion. That one has absolutely everything (and more) that you would expect, but it takes it seriously and doesn't quite classify as a jovial mindless trip. (...although bathing in severed human limbs whilst being chased by naked paedo cultists coming from a jesus-themed rape party had its soothing charm)
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