NSFW THREAD!!! Poker rant è_é
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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Nov 2017 00:35    Post subject: NSFW THREAD!!! Poker rant è_é
Unless your mother looked like this
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a few moments after or before your conception, you shouldn't go all in on flop like this travesty of a hand:
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I am salt... I already recovered, thanks to a swift KK, but I'm still pissed Mad


EDIT: this first image is from a "comic", (bande dessinée[pictured strip, if you will] in french), called Juliette de Sade. Pretty disturbing material, not for the faint of heart.

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PostPosted: Sun, 12th Nov 2017 02:11    Post subject:
Well that is like a choice between watching the movie Koroshiya Ichi (殺し屋1) or reading the manga with the same title.
Thx Wikipedia for the Japanese, makes me look all kinda lettered.


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PostPosted: Sat, 18th Nov 2017 23:51    Post subject:
Well, in a kingdom of blind men, the cyclop rules.
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Suck it, Bruno!


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Nov 2017 00:44    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
What poker is it? Android, PC, Website?

1on1?

6v6, iclient on pc.


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Nov 2017 00:57    Post subject:
And this one is a "knock-out" tournement. You have, of course, a payment structure, but, also, each time you, well, "buy out" another player, you get a bounty.
Knocked three out so far.
I love this game , this combination of power and lies. It's like politics with cards.
Anyway, I got way better with the time, I'm almost always in the structure, and I didn't put money in since, well... last year?

I do not perform exceptionally well, but I think I got a solid play. I correct my mistakes, and I can "smell/forecast" the other player(s) hand(s) quite efficiently.
Best thing is knowing when to fold (I'm not educating anyone here with such obvious statements).
Sometime the pocket rockets can and should be folded. It's like Sun Tzu: know your enemie(s) better than you know yourself, and you shall never know defeat.

I colour-code most anyone. Bankers, beasts and fools alike. Little colour clues to help me know who I'm up against Smile


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PostPosted: Sun, 19th Nov 2017 03:02    Post subject:
paxsali wrote:
I read all the fancy words you put in your post, but I couldn't help but notice the name of the poker game wasn't inclluded.

Is that by accident?

Cause I'm gonna make it look like an accident when I eat your asshole in and out.


Being a broke lad, I use the Ladbrokes poker client. You're welcome to join, and it's with pleasure that I'll play against you Smile
http://poker.ladbrokes.be/fr/poker (or your local version of it).


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