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For me the boobs are not a big deal - she looks too soft, though. Her face doesn't fit the role of Lara. I mean, AT ALL. Wrong hair colour, wrong face shape, wrong eyes, in every still so far, she has the wrong facial expressions. I just see 0% Lara in her - the clothes don't fool me.
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chiv
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| Posted: Sun, 10th Sep 2017 11:46 Post subject: |
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im kinda surprised they didnt cast the dopey dragon bitch from game of thrones. she seems to be the perfect fit for a 'high profile' actress for a movie like this that no talented actress wants to touch.
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| Posted: Sun, 10th Sep 2017 12:56 Post subject: |
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I think the one from Rogue One looks the part.
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| monk3ybusin3ss wrote: | | I think the one from Rogue One looks the part. |
Than I'd rather have Vikander who doesn't.  |
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| Posted: Mon, 11th Sep 2017 16:56 Post subject: |
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HubU
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2017 19:02 Post subject: |
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So... you have a man card because of small titties?
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HubU
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2017 19:41 Post subject: |
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| HubU wrote: | | WaldoJ wrote: | | So... you have a man card because of small titties? |
You likely wouldn't recognize gorgeous if it hit you on the head  |
You think that's gorgeous?!
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2017 19:42 Post subject: |
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No Big B00Bs.. no sale... 
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2017 19:52 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2017 19:54 Post subject: |
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atleast it will be better then the jolie shit
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2017 19:58 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2017 20:00 Post subject: |
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but i am. it can't be this jolie bad.
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2017 20:04 Post subject: |
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| madness wrote: | | wouldn't be so sure |
Madnessa palun... don't be paha tüdruk
1 and 2 are still amazing. |
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| Posted: Mon, 18th Sep 2017 20:26 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Tue, 19th Sep 2017 17:08 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2017 00:25 Post subject: |
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I wonder if they've given Alicia the ability to turn into a Velociraptor, that would be more comfortable than having to deal with them like in TR1/3 and would also explain the morphological oddity 
In all seriousness, it's most likely the designer who took the 'she must be fierce, she must keep her chin up!' too literally.
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2017 08:50 Post subject: |
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Meh.
sar·casm | \ ˈsär-ˌka-zəm \
1: a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain
2a: a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual
b: the use or language of sarcasm
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2017 15:53 Post subject: |
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What the actual fuck is that... it looks bloody awful. What are they even thinking?!
People can keep saying the old Tomb Raider movies sucked also. I thought those were perfectly fine as Tomb Raider movies. Angelina was properly cast back then and the cheesy and dumb B movie feel of those movies was a plus to me as that's kind of what the games were like too.
This just looks even less like a Tomb Raider entry than the game reboot. Somehow. It also seems to me like an incredibly uninteresting movie and I'm not very picky when it comes to movies.
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| Posted: Wed, 20th Sep 2017 15:59 Post subject: |
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Oh god Jolie tombraider looks so much better compared to this. Lol.
So her daddy died what moments before? Left a whole message detailing everything and died? Did not plan an expedition or anything beforehand fully knowing the world is at stake. Had to wait till he died to start the expedition? and instead of mourning or anything she goes on a mission?! Is she autistic? should have had a thing where he's telling her about it and he's prepping a mission to stop it and save it and then he dies, and she sneaks onto the expedition ran by the evil guy, get caught and guide them to the location and then do some Lara croft shit. Ffs.
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Wtf is wrong with you gyus. Trailer looks amazing. Quickscope bow kills on the run - check. Pickaxe brutal finishers - check. Gravity-defying leaps of fate - check. 100% fan service. No Jennifer Lawrence cowgirl face on the heroine - check. Cliche'd bulllsht plot - who gives a fuck unless it's Nolan?
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