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 Posted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 10:52 Post subject: My girlfriend is a fucking dyke |
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Yes,
it's true
Last night i came to her house and saw her fucking the b-jesus out of her class mate claire
I pondered whether or not i should join them but i decided i'm too hurt to get into the sexual act...
Dont worry next time i'll her i show her what a real dildo can do
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 10:59 Post subject: |
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what the.
maybe she's become bisexual.
relationship wise it could be shit, but sexualwise it could be great for both of you 
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deelix
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 12:16 Post subject: |
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I sense a lie in a faint hope he will be seen as cool with a bi-sexual / lesbo gf. The fact is she'd rather have rubber than your dick... something must be wrong
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MAD_MAX333
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deelix
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Mutantius
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Mutantius
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Mutantius
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SycoShaman
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Look at it this way dude. She's cheating on you. Fuckin another girl is the same as sleeping with a guy, cheating is cheating. So, what are your opinions? break it off with the whore, who prolly wont give a shit and continue fuckin ppl or, see if you can hook up a few 3somes, do some nasty shit you normally wouldnt do (ie blowing your load on one of the chicks faces or something pornoish that most girls dont like), have all the fun you want, only worry about your needs and thats it.
Either she will love you off, in which case you can get your revenge or you'll play around a few times with her and another chick and things will die off.
In any case, you had your fun and revenge at the same time.
Trust me, i did shit like that to my exwife when we first got together. We were fuck buddy's initally and had nuff 3 somes and shit. Kinda different cause I didnt really care about her at the time, she was just a hookup for freaky sex, but same principle you know.
And if you really wanna piss your gf off, hook up a 3 some right. When things start going on, DONT KISS YOUR GF, but, kiss the the other chick enough. Try not to fuck your gf either but try your hardest/use your best moves on the other chick.
Be sensual and like soft but still hard with the other chick. What i mean is, say your bangning her from the back. Dont just grab her hips and slam her and stick to that. Kiss her back up, run your hands all over her body, play with her ass (if she's into the whole finger in the ass while fuckin thing, lots of girls are, just they wont admit it, you just have to do it), tell her to look at you while your fuckin her as she looks "so hot" or something like that.
All the things that your gf would expect, dont do em but do em for the other chick.
Who knows, you may even start problems between your girl and her girl, which is only fair right? Revenge is sweet man...some may not think so, but why turn the other cheek when you are able to hit back?
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 22:39 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 22:43 Post subject: |
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| talula wrote: | | TheSaint wrote: | | talula wrote: | I dunno I never checked, he can look at naked girlies if he wants  |
And are you allowed to watch naked men?  Well i do think so since i find syn so openminded |
I dont want to look at naked men really, it's not the same. Girls can look at other girls and comment on their boobs or their body, and say whether they are beautiful or not. But guys aren't as hot to look at naked 
And anyway, it's not about him being allowed, sYn can do whatever he wants and I dont mind him looking at naked ladies cos I know he's happy with me |
Syn's a lucky guy....too bad more girls arent like you. Seriously. Alot of fights and arguements would have been avoided between my exwife and i, if she was as secure with herself as you are. Nice
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| Posted: Sun, 15th Jan 2006 22:55 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| talula wrote: | | SycoShaman wrote: | | talula wrote: |
I dont want to look at naked men really, it's not the same. Girls can look at other girls and comment on their boobs or their body, and say whether they are beautiful or not. But guys aren't as hot to look at naked
And anyway, it's not about him being allowed, sYn can do whatever he wants and I dont mind him looking at naked ladies cos I know he's happy with me |
Syn's a lucky guy....too bad more girls arent like you. Seriously. Alot of fights and arguements would have been avoided between my exwife and i, if she was as secure with herself as you are. Nice
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oh I dont think it's anything to do with me, I've been super paranoid in other relationships (to be proved right, mind you) but I dont even worry about sYn cos I know he wouldnt cheat on me, or hurt me intentionally. Maybe it's not being secure with yourself, but being secure with your relationship? |
Well, yeah, thats true. But, I find, most women nowadays are really paro and think all guys are cheaters. Any relationship i get into, i go in fresh. In the respect that say just because my last gf was a bitch or whatever, doesnt mean the girl im currently with will be the same. I trust ppl until they do something to fuck up the trust i place in them.
Its funny because, in my experience, its the women who end up cheating, not the guys.
Believe it or not, i think the best feeling for a man is knowing he has a loyal, trustworthy, loving woman by his side. Well, for me anyway. Thats why I would never cheat on a woman, and never have. Broke up with a girl for another girl, yeah, but never have cheated. Its such disrespect, on so many levels, to your partner...disgusting. |
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| AwE wrote: | hmmm...
I said most girls are intrested in girls from time to time... NOT girls love porn... lol
edit: but I am pretty sure Jenny is a regular sexy selections visitor... |
Not at all. When I was offered the moderator status I said I would as long as I didn't have to moderate the sexy selections forum. |
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