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prudislav
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 14:51    Post subject: Baywatch [2017, Paramount] - Member Baywatch???

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Watch the new teaser trailer for Baywatch, starring Dwayne Johnson and Zac Efron. Baywatch is coming to theatres May 26, 2017!

BAYWATCH follows devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon (Johnson) as he butts heads with a brash new recruit (Efron). Together, they uncover a local criminal plot that threatens the future of the Bay.

Directed by Seth Gordon

Cast: Dwayne Johnson, Zac Efron, Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach, Priyanka Chopra, Jon Bass, Ilfenesh Hadera
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skx7




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 15:19    Post subject:
wtf is this

at least include a retired botox'ed pamela and hoffmeister... won't even be worth the energy to download Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 15:31    Post subject:
Alexandra Daddario in a bikini is a pro, The Rock is a pro, Zac Efron on the other hand. Vomit

I'll wait for the inevitable Daddario in a bikini montage and skip the movie.

"I think Call of Duty resonates because it's believable and relatable," Sledgehammer Games cofounder Michael Condrey says.

Believable and relatable...Yep, sounds like Call of Duty
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 15:37    Post subject:
Looks awful. Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 17:18    Post subject:
Laughing
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AmpegV4




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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 22:04    Post subject:
Im hopeful, it looks so fucking retarded could be entertaining.
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 22:53    Post subject:
Holy shit, that looks like total crap. Laughing
What is that retarded dialogue? Made for preteens?

Sadly not even The Rock or the hot chicks can make this flick good.

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 23:00    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 23:11    Post subject:
EyePatchLives wrote:
Alexandra Daddario in a bikini is a pro, The Rock is a pro, Zac Efron on the other hand. Vomit

I'll wait for the inevitable Daddario in a bikini montage and skip the movie.

Sounds like a good plan! Laughing

[True Detective's scene intensifies]

Or the sfw version, nipples with the license to kill Dude Surprised
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 23:12    Post subject:
I'd love to suck on that man :O
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 23:16    Post subject:
Jeezes it was already cringey as fuck back in the days...Baywatch in these times... I don't even know if the world could handle cringe on such a level. Razz
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 23:24    Post subject:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
I'd love to suck on that man :O


What man?
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2016 23:26    Post subject:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
I'd love to suck on that man :O


What man?

Her nipples dude
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Mar 2017 19:54    Post subject:
The Rock is in everything. Dude Surprised

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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Mar 2017 20:06    Post subject:
Yeah... no. Don't think this is going to be the next fast and derpious, no matter how much paramount wants one

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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Mar 2017 21:08    Post subject:
Looks more like 21 Jump Street than Fast...
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Mar 2017 21:08    Post subject:
Looks retarded to me.
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Mar 2017 21:18    Post subject:
Morphineus wrote:
Looks retarded to me.


That Jon Bass fella looks like a Down Syndrome Dave Grohl

Looks like utter and complete shit.

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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Mar 2017 22:27    Post subject:
consolitis wrote:
The Rock is in everything. Dude Surprised

Haha yep, he's an actor that has nothing to lose so he's just syphoning all the shittiest roles/roboos/whatnot available with no regards for quality. He doesn't give a damn, easy cash is the best cash, and who can blame him xD

He only has to sport the smile and likeable personality, muscles, big chest and that's it. Ready for the next adventure! Laughing Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 22nd Mar 2017 22:58    Post subject:



Going to watch this for the story.


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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Apr 2017 21:15    Post subject:
Rated R for Retarded

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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Apr 2017 21:17    Post subject:
That's not going to end well...

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PostPosted: Wed, 19th Apr 2017 23:31    Post subject:
R? I thought this was a "family" show..

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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Apr 2017 02:05    Post subject:
So, will this be the new Porky's? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Apr 2017 07:47    Post subject:
Bob, did you shop the "rescue" on the trunk lid of the the car? Did you make the blonde bimbo's tits smaller?

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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Apr 2017 09:38    Post subject:
Horrible photoshoping for a horrible movie.
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Apr 2017 11:43    Post subject:
Yeah that's just really fucking poor
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PostPosted: Thu, 20th Apr 2017 16:37    Post subject:
difm wrote:
Bob, did you shop the "rescue" on the trunk lid of the the car? Did you make the blonde bimbo's tits smaller?

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If i photoshopped it, i would make the girls and The Rock nude, and paint a BBC in on the sitting dude

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