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SuTuRa




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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 15:56    Post subject: Far Cry
Far Cry movie announced! Directed by Uwe Boll as usual, in videogames going to the big screen. I have to say Alone in the Dark sucked!!



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400426/
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 17:17    Post subject:
Uwe Boll is a genius, and one of the most underrated filmmakers of all time.


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 17:20    Post subject:
nouseforaname wrote:
Uwe Boll is a genius, and one of the most underrated filmmakers of all time.


there is no way that someone takes that sentence serious, no matter how hard you try Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 17:25    Post subject:
YOU DARE INSULT THE MASTER??!!!



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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 17:48    Post subject:
If Uwe Boll directs it it's sure to be an instant success!


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 17:51    Post subject: Re: Far Cry
SuTuRa wrote:
Far Cry movie announced! Directed by Uwe Boll as usual, in videogames going to the big screen. I have to say Alone in the Dark sucked!!



http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0400426/


+ House of the Dead, Bloodrayne and Dungeon Siege... Sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 18:07    Post subject:
OMG!

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http://www.shacknews.com/ja.zz?comments=40244&11424136


Thousands of Accidental BloodRayne Reels Shipped [16:00 PM]
10 Comments - Chris Remo

A projectionist from UltraStar Cinemas has revealed to Shacknews a rather huge error made with the distribution of Uwe Boll's latest cinematic endeavor, the BloodRayne adaptation featuring such well-regarded thespians as Ben Kingsley and Michael Madsen. The UltraStar employee explained that when he got into work last week, he noticed that the theater had received a copy of BloodRayne. This seemed odd because his particular theater generally shows films aimed more at the arthouse set. "I didn't want to build this and put it in my theater," he said, so he checked up with UltraStar higher-ups. It turns out that a computer error resulted in the print being sent to 5,500 more theaters nationwide than was intended. "The computer that placed the order, instead of selecting just the correct theatres, it also selected 5,500 additional theaters, so they made that many extra copies." Whoops.

I asked how much each print costs, and he said that in total, it costs about $5,000 to have each set of reels delivered to a theater, meaning that as a very rough estimate the total costs incurred may be upwards of $27 million. "And that's 27 million that didn't go into production, didn't go into marketing, it's just expenditure that's sitting there," he said. "I mean, I know Ben Kingsley was in Ghandi, but nobody gets to just throw away that much money for nothing."

The situation is exacerbated by the fact that, according to Variety, the film is only showing on 985 screens, just over half of the original target of 1,900--and that's separate from the thousands of accidental extra copies. Now, the film is already millions in the hole and it earned only $1.2 million during its opening weekend, failing to place it in the top ten. Uwe Boll has had a lot of second chances, but might this spell the beginning of the end for the self-described misunderstood director?


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th Jan 2006 18:10    Post subject:
hoorray Very Happy

BLEED UWE BLEED!
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 02:12    Post subject:
Ugh Bowl should rot in his own feces.
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 02:24    Post subject:
supposidly his backers are running the good old "The Producers" scam. Invest money in a sure flop and then write it off on the taxes. There is probably hundreds of investors on these shit machines so each pays a little and gets a nice tax deduction at the end of the year.



http://www.cinemablend.com/feature.php?id=209


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SuTuRa




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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 04:32    Post subject:
weird0 wrote:
hoorray Very Happy

BLEED UWE BLEED!


loool YEAH!! Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 06:43    Post subject:
That fuck will probably add Zombies in FarCry...please oh god please...if you live in germany and see him on the street...run over him...i will take the blame
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slak




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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 15:06    Post subject:
psychoace wrote:
supposidly his backers are running the good old "The Producers" scam. Invest money in a sure flop and then write it off on the taxes. There is probably hundreds of investors on these shit machines so each pays a little and gets a nice tax deduction at the end of the year.



http://www.cinemablend.com/feature.php?id=209


That only worked in Germany and they changed that law late last year I believe.


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nouseforaname
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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 18:14    Post subject:
slak wrote:
psychoace wrote:
supposidly his backers are running the good old "The Producers" scam. Invest money in a sure flop and then write it off on the taxes. There is probably hundreds of investors on these shit machines so each pays a little and gets a nice tax deduction at the end of the year.



http://www.cinemablend.com/feature.php?id=209


That only worked in Germany and they changed that law late last year I believe.


Indeed. Methinks Dr. Boll's days are numbered ...


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PostPosted: Wed, 11th Jan 2006 18:19    Post subject:
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Does the story have any ties with the future Splinter Cell movie?

Julien Gerighty: You know, the movie in the works has been Hollywood coming to Ubisoft and saying we want to make a movie based on Splinter Cell. But we're kind of protective about it and we don't want Uwe Boll coming along and making a movie out of it. It's a question of picking and choosing who we're working with. I don't think it will have anything to do with Splinter Cell 4. Maybe the people who are making the movie will take inspiration from it, but the game wasn't envisioned that way at all.


http://www.computerandvideogames.com/r/?page=http://www.computerandvideogames.com/news/news_story.php(que)id=132074

So no Uwe Boll on Splinter Cell!!!!!!!! Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy


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