Along with the sex scene audio video that BioWare/EA got removed from Youtube, I'm starting to think this BioWare Montreal studio set out to make a parody of actual BioWare.
I expected to buy the game when the price dropped. Now I won't even isodemo it. I felt Bioware died with DA:I. This just seals it. I hope everyone who buy this enjoy it, but it's looking trash for me. Maybe I'm just an old fart, but it feels like a downgraded Mass Effect for millenials.
I expected to buy the game when the price dropped. Now I won't even isodemo it. I felt Bioware died with DA:I. This just seals it. I hope everyone who buy this enjoy it, but it's looking trash for me. Maybe I'm just an old fart, but it feels like a downgraded Mass Effect for millenials.
Along with the sex scene audio video that BioWare/EA got removed from Youtube, I'm starting to think this BioWare Montreal studio set out to make a parody of actual BioWare.
What the fuck is with the other chick's lips?? She talks like a fish, wtf.
That dialogue feels like its been written for a high school rom-com
Please do not insult high-schoolers mate.
That convo was forcefully awkward. The way SJW virgins imagine flirting. I have delivered and seen many less than stellar flirt lines ... never did it sound even remotely as bad, not even when I was so drunk as to hardly be able to form words.
This game is fucked right from the get go. Right from the premise, which was make the protagonists anti-Shepard: inexperienced, full of doubt, anxious, relatable.
The game is fucked, because most gamers (and I assure you, 100% of straight male gamers) do not want to roleplay socailly awkward penguin. They want to roleplay fucking awesome Shepard, who kicks ass and is charismatic.
These types of sci-fis should be about escapism!!! This is not escapism. This is shit.
Everything from the oversized heads, potato-like female faces, bad animations and completely horrid dialogue stems from the very beginning. The SJW design-document. Atrocious.
I think you mean Bioware died with Dragon Age : Origins, because that's the last good game I remember from them.
They were all but dead with DA:I lol.
Dunno i really liked ME2 it was the last game from them i thoroughly enjoyed.
I don't think it matters much at this point since there is nothing left from old Bio it's just EA nowadays so i don't even see them as Bioware games anymore.
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WTF is that dialogue hahaha, is this a nickelodeon show for 11 year old girls?
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Radicalus wrote:
Please do not insult high-schoolers mate.
That convo was forcefully awkward. The way SJW virgins imagine flirting. I have delivered and seen many less than stellar flirt lines ... never did it sound even remotely as bad, not even when I was so drunk as to hardly be able to form words.
Even though it was a little cheesy, even the stuff between Liara and <gender>Shep was still reasonable, if completely ridiculous and rushed to fit in with the game's timeline. This tho.. this isn't even something you'd find on those teenage comedy things you see on Nick etc. This is utterly cringeworthy, even more difficult to watch than anything in DA:I...
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Along with the sex scene audio video that BioWare/EA got removed from Youtube, I'm starting to think this BioWare Montreal studio set out to make a parody of actual BioWare.
FuUUUuuuUuUuck me that was terrible
But totally makes sense if we think about this as a game for kids, seems like it was what the devs had in mind
boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
This mighg fall into 'it's so bad it's good' category after all. It's so cringey people might end up playing it to witness all possible trainwrecks in person.
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wtf?? so it's a game for either for 8-10 year olds (the heroes seems to be at that age? not sure why the 9 year old has a beard?? ) or its a game for pedophiles?
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