Trumpinator for president!
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2015 11:39    Post subject: Trumpinator for president!


Okay we outsiders shouldn't interfere with American politics and we are a year away from the elections, but...

I present you the ten reasons why Donald T. should become president:

1. We Europeans love our welfare states and in order to keep us safe we need a strong USA.
2. With Hillary C. nothing will change, the federal budget won't be balanced, no stricter gun laws and the shite in Libya won't get solved.
3. Bernie S. is a communist.
4. Ben C. seems like a nice guy, but a little slow in the brain.
5. Jebb B. well bushes need shaving.
6. If your casino makes a loss, you are obviously a philanthropist.
7. Donald T. has an excellent memory: https://www.youtube.com/watch?&t=1s&v=8P4m7EiQlSQ
8. Mexico wants a big wall and they are eager to pay for that.
9. Carly F. is a woman and she almost bankrupted HP.
10. Chris C. is too fat and may die in office of a heart attack.



And keep in mind this is the useless void.
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2015 12:17    Post subject:
dont try to mask your truthful opinions by presenting them as a jest through the use of pink elephants Cool Face
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2015 12:38    Post subject:
If someone can paint the elephant red I will be happy to replace them. Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2015 16:32    Post subject:
You stop that right now or I'm telling mom.


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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2015 17:31    Post subject:
Banned.


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Sat, 3rd Oct 2015 18:53    Post subject:
Hi Bob,

@SpykeZ: Is it really that bad? I think I have seen a lot of worse top 10s from Letterman.


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PostPosted: Sun, 4th Oct 2015 00:09    Post subject:
Even the slightest joke about Trump needing to be president isn't ok.


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TSR69
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2015 13:42    Post subject:
SpykeZ wrote:
Even the slightest joke about Trump needing to be president isn't ok.

Well this was just me trolling in the useless void.
For what it is worth, I like your favorite Bernie Sanders, and I can agree with him on many political issues.
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2015 14:06    Post subject:
whats the difference anyway, if trump became president you would just cut out the middleman and have the lobby directly in the whitehouse Cool Face
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2015 14:17    Post subject:
I find it problematic that there is so much attention going to these type of candidates. The media loves that shit and makes a presidential run into something like: x-factor/dancing with the stars or some other bullshit contest show.

Palin was just ahead of her time. Rolling Eyes Razz


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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2015 14:43    Post subject:
"God" help me, I love Trump Laughing He is such an entertaining character. Laughing

I think a lot of the nonsense he says is just him abusing and exposing the retards of the republican party. He says a lot of things very accurately. And the fact he is self financing his campaign makes him able to say whatever he wants. I doubt he really cares about being president. But I'm sure he's having fun every day.
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2015 15:08    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
"God" help me, I love Trump Laughing He is such an entertaining character. Laughing

I think a lot of the nonsense he says is just him abusing and exposing the retards of the republican party. He says a lot of things very accurately. And the fact he is self financing his campaign makes him able to say whatever he wants. I doubt he really cares about being president. But I'm sure he's having fun every day.


My thoughts exactly Very Happy At least he can say such factual but retarded shit and get away with it, makes for some great faces on the others when they know they can't do shit Very Happy

damn refreshing.
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2015 16:50    Post subject:
He is a champion against political correctness, so unless he really drops the ball and goes overboard, he's cool in my book. Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2015 17:11    Post subject:
He says a lot of things very accurately and he says retarded stuff. He needs to, since the run to the Republican primaries is a circus. Almost all of them come up with proposals for tax reforms that will bankrupt the federal government within a year. You gotta stand out someway. Entertaining, yes he is.


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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Oct 2015 19:31    Post subject:
... and his wife Me Gusta


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PostPosted: Tue, 6th Oct 2015 04:54    Post subject:
It doesn't matter who's in the white house. Deep government made certain of that.
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PostPosted: Fri, 26th Feb 2016 17:25    Post subject:
It's really time for an update.



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PostPosted: Sat, 27th Feb 2016 03:32    Post subject:
video length 9:11 Laughing
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2016 19:30    Post subject:
This thread was a joke!


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2016 20:09    Post subject:
Joke's on america now Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2016 20:09    Post subject:
Aww Yeah
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2016 23:26    Post subject:
Nice thread, trump couldn't have done it without you! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2016 23:33    Post subject:
any more old trump threads from TSR? it gets spooky now Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2016 23:53    Post subject:
Surprised
TSR bud I need you to tell me six random numbers between 1 and 100, for science!
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PostPosted: Wed, 9th Nov 2016 23:55    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
Surprised
TSR bud I need you to tell me six random numbers between 1 and 100, for science!


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PostPosted: Thu, 10th Nov 2016 00:05    Post subject:
For Ixi, every day is a lottery

Invasor wrote:
Joke's on america now Laughing


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