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hercules18

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Posted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 03:04 Post subject: Jean claud van damme	Quick Quote Quote

http://movies.monstersandcritics.com/archive/moviearchive.php/The_Hard_Corps/5057

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Posted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 03:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

This homo ballet dancer has made some of the worst movies of all time. He, and that gullible quasi-Indian Seagull. Yes, yes I'm back. Somewhat.

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outtanames

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Posted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 03:38 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

LOL, haha fisk, spot on!

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AnimalMother

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Posted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 04:30 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Van damage? "Techniclly speaking, Beta-Manboi didnt inject Burberry_Massi with Benz, he injected him with liquid that had air bubbles in it, which caused benz." - House M.D "Faith without logic is the same as knowledge without understanding; meaningless"

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chiv

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Posted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 08:31 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

well thats kinda harsh, van damme did time cop and universal soldier, which are head and shoulders above some of the crap "a-list" celeb's are pumping out these days... the rest of his stuff is pretty crap, but universal soldier and time cop were good.

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Posted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 11:05 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Hahahahaha, Universal Soldier, that's the instruction movie for crappy movies man. And Time Cop? LOL! Please don't say you're serious? Yes, yes I'm back. Somewhat.

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Lod|_Dod|

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Posted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 13:08 Post subject:

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Patrick Suavage (played by Van Damme) has just returned from 3 years of fighting in Afghanistan and Iraq. Now in the private sector, he’s hired to play bodyguard to a former World Heavyweight Boxing champ who has run afoul of a dangerous rap mogul. To keep his client safe, Jean Claude assembles a team of experienced combat vets, dubbed “The Hard Corps.

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