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harry_theone




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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Oct 2016 23:05    Post subject:
@LuckyStrike What do a fridge and women have in common?

They're always having a cold Poker Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Oct 2016 23:12    Post subject:
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LuckyStrike




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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Oct 2016 23:37    Post subject:
harry_theone wrote:
@LuckyStrike What do a fridge and women have in common?

They're always having a cold Poker Face
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Epsilon wrote:
Meanwhile the people of that generation will call those guys relics, and not move with the times when everything is auto fucking.

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dodger2020




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2016 03:53    Post subject:
LuckyStrike wrote:
harry_theone wrote:
@LuckyStrike What do a fridge and women have in common?

They're always having a cold Poker Face
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The difference is the fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

This is one of my most anticipated games but I just hope they don't fuck it up. Anticipated just because it's Cyberpunk 2020, not the studio making it. We'll see how they do though.
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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2016 05:01    Post subject:
dodger2020 wrote:
LuckyStrike wrote:
harry_theone wrote:
@LuckyStrike What do a fridge and women have in common?

They're always having a cold Poker Face
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The difference is the fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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banish




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2016 09:44    Post subject:
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EternalBlueScreen




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Oct 2016 09:54    Post subject:
LuckyStrike wrote:
Woman? What woman? The bag of bolts with a female lookalike face? Thats so much a woman as my fridge. Smile


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LuckyStrike




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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Oct 2016 19:25    Post subject:
VGAdeadcafe wrote:
dodger2020 wrote:
LuckyStrike wrote:
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The difference is the fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

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Besides the fridge doesnt get mad when you insert your meat on another fridge. Very Happy


Epsilon wrote:
Meanwhile the people of that generation will call those guys relics, and not move with the times when everything is auto fucking.

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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Oct 2016 19:44    Post subject:
Or if you have a fridge on every floor.


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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Oct 2016 21:26    Post subject:
The fridge also doesnt mind if you flip it to the side and invite a few buddies over to have a bukkake party on top of it.
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PostPosted: Wed, 12th Oct 2016 21:33    Post subject:
Wat.


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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2016 20:16    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
The fridge also doesnt mind if you flip it to the side and invite a few buddies over to have a bukkake party on top of it.


Send some pics of the fridge, or it didnt happen.
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Meanwhile the people of that generation will call those guys relics, and not move with the times when everything is auto fucking.

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PostPosted: Thu, 13th Oct 2016 23:06    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
The fridge also doesnt mind if you flip it to the side and invite a few buddies over to have a bukkake party on top of it.


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 00:12    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 01:16    Post subject:
Bitch please... go take some ergonomics classes.


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 04:02    Post subject:
A kitchen's place is in the woman.
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 06:08    Post subject:
Why is she standing on her toes to reach down? Also, why isn't there anything in the fridge? DIVORCE!
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 06:52    Post subject:
I want to penetrate the nice formed rear of that fridge.


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 06:59    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 10:42    Post subject:
Both frigid.
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VGAdeadcafe




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 13:07    Post subject:
scaramonga wrote:
Both frigid.

Necrophilia is prohibited by the law, dude.
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TSR69
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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 13:10    Post subject:
You can always use a defrosted steak and wrap it around your dick.


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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 18:20    Post subject:
That's what she said.


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 18:59    Post subject:
Well ehh take that advise from her then. Neutral


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PostPosted: Fri, 14th Oct 2016 22:40    Post subject:
Laughing


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