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 Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 09:28 Post subject: Fucking neighbour |
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I hate my neighbour. Also so fucking annoying. Complaining about everything. Last thing was smoke from our chimney. WTF. He even has his own fireplace and when the wind turns i have the same problem. But i dont complain. He should live on a fucking abondon island and not in a town. He reported me to local authority which costed me 500$. What an idiot.
Anybody knows a hitman.... :twisted
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| Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 09:44 Post subject: |
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nail a dead cat on his front door...that should make the message clear 
| Injurious wrote: | | And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch! |
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 09:45 Post subject: |
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1.) Have chili the night before and take a crap on his front lawn
2.) Ask some friends to dress up in suits and come by your house carrying violin cases
3.) Tell him "I don't have a problem going back to jail!"
4.) Rent your garage to the worst band in town
5.) Learn how to make smoke signals, and tell him you are just calling a friend
thats all i can think about right now
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| Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 09:47 Post subject: |
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or burn some cow shit in your fireplace when the wind blows his way...that should give him reason to complain.
| Injurious wrote: | | And then Mabel tripped over a rock and landed in a well and was trapped there with Timmy. Sadly I shot Lassie so no one is saving that bitch! |
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 09:53 Post subject: |
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get a pimped out SUV, listen to gangsta rap and dress like one...
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| Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 10:57 Post subject: |
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| werdercanuck wrote: | | get a pimped out SUV, listen to gangsta rap and dress like one... |
How would that help?
btw, how could you be fined 500 $? i mean, you didn't do anything illegal
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 11:03 Post subject: |
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| towelie_swe wrote: | | werdercanuck wrote: | | get a pimped out SUV, listen to gangsta rap and dress like one... |
How would that help?
btw, how could you be fined 500 $? i mean, you didn't do anything illegal |
maybe his neighbour is some pussy and it would scare him 
not sure where he lives but, in the states the tiniest things can cost you fines. when i lived in detroit for example, their was a story on the news where this dude got a hefty fine for using too much decoration on his house at halloween... (had coffins, fake corpses and shit all over his lawn, was pretty cool)
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 11:26 Post subject: |
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didnt you say his smoke hits your house too at certain winds? report him too, easy as that
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| Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 13:15 Post subject: |
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| whoKnows wrote: | | pacodata wrote: | | Any good advice at do bad things to your neighbour - meaning not going to jail for it.... |
It is very popular in Germany to bother not liked neighbors with floodlight (i hope it's the correct expression for it). People put these up outside their houses and direct them right at the opposing neighbors, at night of course. This is not illegal in Germany, you can argue it's for security reasons to scare burglars. The great thing is that your neighbors rooms light up at night, wich is always welcome for a good night sleep . The disadvantages are higher electricity bills and sometimes a lawsuit, but usually the opposing party looses these cases, at worst you have to pay a fine here. You should check out the laws in Denmark first though  |
rofl  that one is funny.. |
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deelix
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werdercanuck
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| Posted: Fri, 30th Dec 2005 15:23 Post subject: |
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start your own beekeeping...
start raising doves...
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manwithplanxyz
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just tell american authoritys hes a terrorist and is planning to bomb the US 
| Clevesa wrote: | | Murder is the best way out of this that I see. |
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| Posted: Sun, 1st Jan 2006 21:13 Post subject: |
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id just give him a good ole fanshioned headbutt next time he knocked on my door and tell him not to fucking trespass on my property again or he'll get the bat.
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