Jessica Simpson Files for Divorce from Nick
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 16:40    Post subject: Jessica Simpson Files for Divorce from Nick
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,179007,00.html

Simpson cited irreconcilable differences in a divorce petition filed in Los Angeles Superior Court

Hot divorcée on the lose.

This can't be (world headline ) news???? maybe?
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 16:45    Post subject:
nah, news about jessica isn't world news worthy Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 17:01    Post subject:
seriously keep it out of my sweet world news... god i hate how stupid she is, but her sister is EVEN worse.. if that is possible.... Nick should take her for everything and go die off along with his career...


now the best out come out of this would be for her to go whoring herself around town and a certain leaked sex tape to make it to my computer
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 17:02    Post subject:
oh yah and they have both hired big time lawyers to rape the other part...
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 17:04    Post subject:
She's so retarded it's not even funny anymore...
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 17:54    Post subject:
OMG she is divooorced?!


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 18:18    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
OMG she is divooorced?!


I suggest you try living with her Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 18:22    Post subject:
damn, in newlyweds they looked so happy.

Well i have to go call her now since she is single Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 18:24    Post subject:
I did not see this coming, they always seemed so happy together. From what I have seen Nick is generally a good guy, he deserves better than Jessica, she is retarded.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 19:31    Post subject:
Pizda2 wrote:
I did not see this coming, they always seemed so happy together. From what I have seen Nick is generally a good guy, he deserves better than Jessica, she is retarded..


By what you have seen do you mean that reality show they have (cant remember the name of it)?
You honestly think any TV show is even remotely simmilar to what really goes on? Its all for the ratings/money man.
They married out of convenience/career. Money marries money. Always has always will. No surprise.


I can never be free, because the shackles I wear can't be touched or be seen.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 19:48    Post subject:
Blonde, big breasted, dumb...hmmm.

You are all a bunch of liars. We all want to tap her.


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 20:40    Post subject:
Ya Rly


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 22:56    Post subject:
Aww divorced. I thought they made a great fake couple.


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 23:04    Post subject:
i guess he is fed up with banging the dumb blonde.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Dec 2005 23:29    Post subject:
I saw this show on MTV about them.

I don't think I've see any dumber person than Jessica..
Even Bush is smarter! Surprised


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Dec 2005 00:04    Post subject:
Britney is 10x times more retarded than Jessica. Didnt think that was possible untill I saw an episode of Britney and Kevin show
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Dec 2005 00:25    Post subject:
Mogo wrote:
Britney is 10x times more retarded than Jessica. Didnt think that was possible untill I saw an episode of Britney and Kevin show


there is a Britney and Kevin show?

rofl


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Dec 2005 03:14    Post subject:
Lie-fake, money make..


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Dec 2005 19:09    Post subject:
who the hell cares?
god...this is by far the most useless topic ever, it doesnt even fit into the useless void.


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Dec 2005 19:20    Post subject:
now its time to release their home made video


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Dec 2005 19:48    Post subject:
The Rat wrote:
Blonde, big breasted, dumb...hmmm.

You are all a bunch of liars. We all want to tap her.


Exactly, Im with you on this one man...maybe not marry her, but have her around for a good 6 months - so you just relentlessly fuck her...yep, sounds like an awesome fuckin time...still, she may be dumb, but if i had a chance, I'd change it....money and she's hot...her intelligence can be worked on. its all about the approach


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Dec 2005 20:01    Post subject:
sadly she HATES sex, she was not happy with once a week... yah so good luck on your relentless fucking
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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Dec 2005 20:12    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
sadly she HATES sex, she was not happy with once a week... yah so good luck on your relentless fucking


she's never had a good fuck then Razz


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PostPosted: Tue, 20th Dec 2005 13:17    Post subject:
This talentless slut will do anything to get media attention.

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Britney is 10x times more retarded than Jessica. Didnt think that was possible untill I saw an episode of Britney and Kevin show


If you think about it they act retarded to get attention. I mean who'd wanna watch a show where people just travel to random places "acting" normal? Jessica is quiet smart she found a niche in the tv industry for those young teens who think watching someone dumber then them is funny and that it makes themselves look smarter.
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PostPosted: Tue, 20th Dec 2005 13:45    Post subject:
crazybird wrote:
Jessica is quiet smart she found a niche in the tv industry for those young teens who think watching someone dumber then them is funny and that it makes themselves look smarter.


You mean her agent is quite smart, like the actual girl has a fucking clue. Reminds me of when someone said Jenna jameson is smart. Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 20th Dec 2005 13:51    Post subject:
Sorry, i mean she has some intelligence to a certain degree. Most people perceive her as a person with 0 IQ, that's what she wants you to believe and that's exactly the market she's trying to target. I wasn't saying she's einstein.
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PostPosted: Tue, 20th Dec 2005 16:31    Post subject:
AnimalMother wrote:
crazybird wrote:
Jessica is quiet smart she found a niche in the tv industry for those young teens who think watching someone dumber then them is funny and that it makes themselves look smarter.


You mean her agent is quite smart, like the actual girl has a fucking clue. Reminds me of when someone said Jenna jameson is smart. Laughing



that was me and stfu it is true
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PostPosted: Tue, 20th Dec 2005 16:42    Post subject:
MAD_MAX333 wrote:
AnimalMother wrote:
crazybird wrote:
Jessica is quiet smart she found a niche in the tv industry for those young teens who think watching someone dumber then them is funny and that it makes themselves look smarter.


You mean her agent is quite smart, like the actual girl has a fucking clue. Reminds me of when someone said Jenna jameson is smart. Laughing



that was me and stfu it is true


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