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Janz




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 15:51    Post subject:
plottwist: she doesnt wanted to do that, just no able to kick the ball right Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 17:00    Post subject:
plottwist: janz gets raped by feminists
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 17:12    Post subject:
nope, only get punched once in a while

even a very good friend of mine (she plays football herself) says it cant be compared to men playing it its not watchable for other persons. though she doenst like it when im joking about it (adn then i get punched sometimes Very Happy)
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 17:25    Post subject:
for me female football is quite nice to watch, but I am pretty sure she meant to kick the ball with the right foot, shame on the goalie as well though Laughing
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Janz




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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 17:29    Post subject:
nice to watch if you like the level of the lowest amateur leagues, yes (and im speaking about female world cups etc)....

whats nice to watch is female volleyball Razz (not beach volleyball)
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 19:09    Post subject:
As for the gif, looks intended to me, nothing points to her being surprised or an intention to take the kick with her right foot. And I've been seeing a lot of women kick a football for the first time. While funny this is far from it, it's more of a trickshot.
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 20:24    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 22:02    Post subject:
What sport is this:
...

"Football."

"Soccer."

Oh we got you there.

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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 22:49    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
nice to watch if you like the level of the lowest amateur leagues, yes (and im speaking about female world cups etc)....

whats nice to watch is female volleyball Razz (not beach volleyball)


Women's handball games are okay too
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PostPosted: Fri, 6th May 2016 23:09    Post subject:
In my town we have an 'official' five-a-side female team, they're actually pretty decent considering that none of them went through academies. They're damn rough though, much dirtier than us when it comes to defending since they just kick ankles and pull hair all the time Laughing Very Happy

Something unrelated; after Marchisio, Verratti will also be unavailable for the Euros. Our two most gifted players out, with Conte who's signed with Chelsea and doesn't give a damn about the national team anymore. rip Italy Sad
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th May 2016 00:00    Post subject:
Ouch that's pretty bad, wonder how many players will be injured this time, compared to the World Cup.

ixigia wrote:
...They're damn rough though, much dirtier than us...


( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th May 2016 01:45    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
In my town we have an 'official' five-a-side female team, they're actually pretty decent considering that none of them went through academies. They're damn rough though, much dirtier than us when it comes to defending since they just kick ankles and pull hair all the time Laughing Very Happy


believe it or not -> kicking ankles and pulling hair is by far so most "normal" thing. those beasty lesbians do often pinch their opponents nipples Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th May 2016 01:59    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
ixigia wrote:
In my town we have an 'official' five-a-side female team, they're actually pretty decent considering that none of them went through academies. They're damn rough though, much dirtier than us when it comes to defending since they just kick ankles and pull hair all the time Laughing Very Happy


believe it or not -> kicking ankles and pulling hair is by far so most "normal" thing. those beasty lesbians do often pinch their opponents nipples Very Happy

Damn Surprised [fetish intensifies]

@Harry: ! Very Happy
On the downside though, most of them look very 'masculine' :'(
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PostPosted: Sat, 7th May 2016 17:40    Post subject:
CHAMPIONS. So Much Win Cute Pom Pom's



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PostPosted: Sat, 7th May 2016 17:54    Post subject:
GAYLORDS!
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2016 12:26    Post subject:
Ixi, fancy a trip on the 16th for the Victory Parade?



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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2016 13:17    Post subject:
Janz wrote:
GAYLORDS!


Shouldn't you be happy instead? I mean, Bayern will have half of Dortmund's players soon Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2016 13:26    Post subject:
IamAWESOME wrote:
CHAMPIONS. So Much Win Cute Pom Pom's

http://i.imgur.com/z98JvTT.png



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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2016 19:38    Post subject:
fearwhatnow wrote:
Ixi, fancy a trip on the 16th for the Victory Parade?


Very Happy Crying or Very sad Wish I could (damned work-related chores), it's going to be such a glorious parade. The amount of pizza and beer involved will be huge as well as per tradition, a perfect combo. Yesterday's atmosphere was amazing too, I really did not expect Bocelli to wear the shirt, and Ranieri with his solemn smug was like "see, that's my man" xD
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2016 20:16    Post subject:
Poor Pellegrini Laughing

https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/729356214115704832

Hope Pep enjoys Europa League Cool Face
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2016 20:50    Post subject:
meh atletico lost, so its only barca vs real before the last matchday (88vs87 points)
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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2016 21:58    Post subject:
madness wrote:
Poor Pellegrini Laughing

https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/729356214115704832

Hope Pep enjoys Europa League Cool Face


I really hope so. Europa League will be his punishment. These mid season manager agreements shouldn't be allowed. It's at least disrespectful to the current manager, the players and the fans.
I'm not quite convinced the agreement will stand if Man City fails to qualify in CL. It's a huge prestige loss for Pep imo and I wouldn't be surprised if there's a specific CL term/clause.


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PostPosted: Sun, 8th May 2016 22:02    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
fearwhatnow wrote:
Ixi, fancy a trip on the 16th for the Victory Parade?


Very Happy Crying or Very sad Wish I could (damned work-related chores), it's going to be such a glorious parade. The amount of pizza and beer involved will be huge as well as per tradition, a perfect combo. Yesterday's atmosphere was amazing too, I really did not expect Bocelli to wear the shirt, and Ranieri with his solemn smug was like "see, that's my man" xD


There were hundreds of Italians yesterday and we're expecting even more on the 16th. It feels like we're suddenly the centre of the world.


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2016 09:04    Post subject:
https://twitter.com/FourFourTwoUSA/status/729149240069382146


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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2016 09:32    Post subject:
How subtle Facepalm
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PostPosted: Mon, 9th May 2016 12:41    Post subject:
wtf? should be banned for life!
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2016 12:42    Post subject:
Should be arrested for assault

In other news, Bayern confirm signing Hummels
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2016 13:18    Post subject:
escalibur wrote:
https://twitter.com/FourFourTwoUSA/status/729149240069382146


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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2016 13:30    Post subject:
madness wrote:
Should be arrested for assault

In other news, Bayern confirm signing Hummels


Meeh, my guess is Dortmund is trying to sign Toprak now .. in that case I've to say Go Juve! Smile
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PostPosted: Tue, 10th May 2016 13:32    Post subject:
flipp wrote:


Meeh, my guess is Dortmund is trying to sign Toprak now .. in that case I've to say Go Juve! Smile


Aren't they willling to sign Pjanic?
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