Don't touch your balls
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 15:53    Post subject: Don't touch your balls
after crushing some hot chilli peppers without thoroughly washing your hands.


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Kristian




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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 16:17    Post subject:
I prefer crushing the hot chilli peppers with my sweaty balls. Gives a nice flavour.


I hate you.
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monk3ybusin3ss




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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 16:18    Post subject:
OR, rub your eyes.
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freiwald




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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 16:26    Post subject:
pussy. real men like the pain
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 17:46    Post subject:
freiwald wrote:
pussy. real men like the pain
Yeah, some also like to get kicked in the balls, but I like mine to be nice and pink. Not small blue crumpled raisins.


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 17:50    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
freiwald wrote:
pussy. real men like the pain
Yeah, some also like to get kicked in the balls, but I like mine to be nice and pink. Not small blue crumpled raisins.

pics or gtfo
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 18:36    Post subject:
Dat feel after rubbing your eyes with chili fingers.



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freiwald




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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 18:38    Post subject:
i don't know where to look Very Happy wtf happened there.
ah you edited it. wtf man this looks more like a beat up by a gang of bees


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 18:39    Post subject:
That is Vesa Keskinen, famous retard celebrity from finland who took surgery to remove hes eye "bags" Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 18:40    Post subject:
Breezer_ wrote:
That is Vesa Keskinen, famous retard celebrity from finland who took surgery to remove hes eye "bags" Laughing

nice alien look man. very unique. Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 18:45    Post subject:
monk3ybusin3ss wrote:
OR, rub your eyes.


I do that shit WAAYYYY more than I care to admit. Like, almost every time I cut up jalapenos and dry my hands off to go do something else really quick, I always forget.
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PumpAction
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 18:49    Post subject:
If it burns your balls by merely touching them (and I mean like a fucking bee sting), then you'll know if your peppers are hot enough Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 19:10    Post subject:
So you touch your balls when cooking.
Don't accept his diner offers, kids.


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 19:13    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 20:07    Post subject:
You don't know me!


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 20:09    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
You don't know me!


But I know your hygiene standards are sub-par Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 20:13    Post subject:
I touched my balls after I was done eating Laughing These dry peppers were so hot that my eyes burned 2 hours after washing them 3 times.


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 20:24    Post subject:
Wear gloves next time Whirling cane


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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 23:02    Post subject:
Once I had applied some Counterpain cream on my back cause it hurt. Then after an hour or so I go to pee, after peeing I stroke my donkey cock to shake off the pee .... OH MY FUCKING GOD IT HUUUUUURTTTTT

Holy fucking shit, I splashed some water on it and it hurt even more, MY GOD WHY?!
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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 23:08    Post subject:
Another time they didn't have the contact lens cleaning liquid I usually bought so I bought another one. First time I use it, I wash the lenses off, put one in my eye .... MY FUCKING EYE FUUUUCKKEEERRRSSS, I WILL CRY TEARS OF PAIN NOW, COMMENCE CRYING

Turns out that it was one of those cleaning liquids that you wash off afterwards or something(?) ... you don't put it right in your eye ..... my right eye hurt for 2-3 days and I was seeing blurry Surprised Surprised Surprised

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PostPosted: Sun, 27th Mar 2016 23:58    Post subject:
Silly Duck, using Peter Peppers as sex toys! Dude Blush Dude Surprised Dude Weep <3



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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 01:11    Post subject:
Pumpy also forgot one thing...after eating chili peppers, his anus will burn after pooping them ! Laughing
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freiwald




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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 01:15    Post subject:
M4trix wrote:
Pumpy also forgot one thing...after eating chili peppers, his anus will burn after pooping them ! Laughing

will be fun tomorrow. atleast for us. please report back then pumpy
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Mar 2016 01:24    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Mar 2016 02:13    Post subject:
freiwald wrote:
M4trix wrote:
Pumpy also forgot one thing...after eating chili peppers, his anus will burn after pooping them ! Laughing

will be fun tomorrow. atleast for us. please report back then pumpy

No fire out off the anus. Actually prepared some more spicy food today. Anus of steel Cool


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Mar 2016 02:33    Post subject:
voll geil


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