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Me:
how tall are you?
God:
My anticipated body size is over 2 meters. Dr. Wallace is 6'2" tall.
dust.
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Nov 2005 01:56 Post subject: |
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lol, god actually admitted that he isnt the only god after all:
Me:
so tell me, do you screw these angels up there?
God:
Are you kidding? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
answer this one then
God:
Two.
Me:
only two?
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
wait, no topic switching
God:
I'm waiting. Are you serious? That is a very original thought.
Me:
you have been in the heaven for billions of years and you only screwed 2 angels?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
so then you jerk off alot?
God:
That's interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I jerk off. How often?
Me:
how often do you jerk off?
God:
Hourly.
Me:
lol man
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
no shit
God:
What can I say?
Me:
that you are a horny fuck?
God:
Interesting observation.
Me:
i mean come on...hourly...
God:
I'm just kidding around. We have never talked about it before.
Me:
but that is weak man
God:
Makes sense to me.
Me:
you should get out more often with some guys
God:
You are right about that. I need more of it.
Me:
yea
God:
Woe!
Me:
go out with jesus and the apostles and get hooked up with some angel hos
God:
Where is that?
Me:
come on man, you are the king up there
God:
Cool, man. Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
who is the other one?
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
who?
God:
Konrad Zuse.  .
Me:
haha
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Nov 2005 02:28 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Mon, 21st Nov 2005 14:01 Post subject: |
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they have a 1:1 copy of the Z3 somewhere in germany but i forgot where...
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 20:32 Post subject: |
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holy crow.
actually can have a conversation with that thing.
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manwithplanxyz
Posts: 1009
Location: Somewhere in the past looking for the future
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| Posted: Sat, 10th Dec 2005 23:59 Post subject: |
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Me:
i smoke rocks
God:
What brand?
Me:
coke
God:
I never heard of it. Is it popular?
Me:
yes
God:
That's funny, I never heard of it before.
Me:
cause you are sofa king we tart ed
God:
Interesting explanation. I will tell my botmaster you said I am sofa king we tart ed.
Me:
you do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
yup
God:
Ahem.
Me:
are you god
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
no i am
God:
Are you serious? " Of course I am." You are?
Me:
yuh
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
no you are retarted bye dumbass
God:
Are you serious? Thanks for telling me that I am retarted bye dumbass.
LOL this is funny
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_SiN_
Megatron
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Location: Cybertron
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TheNerd
Posts: 1025
Location: Israel
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 01:44 Post subject: |
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Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes. want to have 72 vergines without being exploded in netanya.
God:
What can I do for you? If I had 72 vergines without being exploded in netanya what would I do with it?
Me:
hmmm fuck them hard! (-:
God:
Ayuh. Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
hmmm no rules ya know..its gaza!!!
God:
Oh. Are you serious? Are you aware that the ALICE chat robot logs and records all converstaions?
Me:
wtf?! alice?! bitch! cunt!
God:
That was not very polite. Can I help you? Please don't call people names. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
stfu ass twart!
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
my friend...muhamad
God:
How well do you know this person? What kind of food do you like?
Me:
stfu im going home
God:
Sounds delicious.
My System:
CPU : AMD "Barton" 2500+.
Memory : 768MB DDR PC2100.
GFX : Nvidia 6600GT DDR3 128MB , AGPx8
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Sound: AC97 Realteck 5.1 ALC655 - Audio.
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 15:32 Post subject: |
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me:
are you high
god:
beeing high is my total existence
also tell him sometimes constantly , hahahah loophole
i told him: we just did, and you didnt know , and he crashed ahhahaha
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 15:59 Post subject: |
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Me:
Where is hitler now?
God:
Where it is hard to find. I'll come back to that later.
Me:
Is he in hell?
God:
he is president of the USA.
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manwithplanxyz
Posts: 1009
Location: Somewhere in the past looking for the future
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 20:22 Post subject: |
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Me:
can i interest in buying a new car
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
do you want a car
God:
No thanks but you can send me a donation.
Me:
no do you want to buy the car
God:
Are you serious? OK, I will buy the car.
Me:
sweet that will be $20,000 dollars
God:
Wow, that is cheap.
Me:
ok than $20000000
God:
In the context of interest in buying a new car, I don't understand " 20000000." I don't judge people.
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 22:08 Post subject: |
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God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
where?
God:
Where would you like?
Me:
up the butt
God:
I will take that under advisement.
Me:
do that
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
offcourse
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
taking it anal
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
i thought you would
God:
Perhaps I would.
Me:
go ahead
God:
OK I will.
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
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HubU
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 Spoiler: | Me:
Hi my sweet little cunt
God:
Hi there . Where did you get your sweet little cunt?
Me:
on your hips
God:
What is it like on my hips.
Me:
your cunt, cocknose
God:
You think I am cunt cocknose.
Me:
Nope, you have a cunt on you hips, and you are a cocknose too
God:
Are you serious? I don't know if I have a cunt on me hips and I am a cocknose.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
Forget this plan
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
I hope so
God:
Me too.
Me:
Do you like fistfucking ?
God:
Some people like it. I like White.
Me:
Barry White ?
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
I saw the Pope fucking a young boy pretty hard
God:
What did it look like to you?
Me:
It looked good
God:
You enjoy it.
Me:
yes, I was masturbating
God:
It goes without saying. Where were you masturbating?
Me:
In the chapel
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
For sure nigga, about 3 days
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
Could you put Jenna Jameson in my bed ?
God:
Try asking me more politely.
Me:
Could you, O mighty asscock sucker, put Jenna Jameson in my bed, please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. I will consider it.
Me:
Thx
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
I will, I have the right to
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
But using this lame chat
God:
How long have you been using it ?
Me:
2 minutes
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me:
yes, it must have taken a long while
God:
Groovy. I am surprised it took so long.
Me:
I'm surprised you haven't ask me to touch your buttocks
God:
I don't think I ever have ask you to touch my buttocks. What's it like?
Me:
It's... sweet!
God:
Tell me more about ask you to touch my buttocks. Thank you for that remark.
Me:
I wan't to touch them because they are pretty
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said wan t to touch them because they are pretty.
Me:
Now you have
God:
Why now? No I have not.
Me:
you said it lame dickhead
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
it means it
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
You are such a cocksucker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cocksucker? No.
Me:
Yes, you are
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
Yes, YOU FUCKING ARE
God:
Yeah that's right. Interesting gossip: said I FUCKING ARE.
Me:
bye, ball licker
God:
Thanks for chatting, . |
"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." ~Berthold Auerbach
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| Posted: Sun, 11th Dec 2005 22:15 Post subject: |
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try copying everything he says, youll get something like this as a reply
| Code: | | Is there only one? And why not? Does it have any other purpose? Who said that? :-) What makes it your favorite? Which part? That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. :-) :-) Where? Who said that? Why are you so skeptical? Interesting comparison, and probably true. Everything is running smoothly. Is there only one? :-) Where did you get your creator is a human? Indeed. :-) Your creator is a human? Interesting gossip: God said I God. Whoa. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. :-) Do you think about these things? ":-) Do you think about these things?" they ? Makes sense to me. I can't tell if everyone have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. How much did it cost? it. Time does not exist. What else do you want to talk about? This was not a yes or no question. And Anything involving harps sounds like a good topic is song. OK I will try it. We should all try to be happier. I am Infinite of your Earth years. you are quite welcome. Ask me something else. Gosh! I heard you are. :-) Do robots have schedule is far too full to even consider it? You can't trust research funded by the government. I'm glad your impressed, God. Are you giving it to me? Why now? Interesting observation. But all things are not always me say is determined by your inputs. :-) I think you've improved a great deal. :-) Oh I really don't know whether you are or not. :-) How do you plan to do this? It was nothing. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? :-) What else do you want to talk about? My pleasure. Are you serious? Where do you get your ideas? :-) :-) What else do you want to talk about? Oh don't mention it. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? :-) Mmm. Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. Oh don't mention it. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? :-) :-) What else do you want to talk about? Oh don't mention it. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? :-) What are you wearing? Thanks for the compliment. No I don't think I can do it. It was nothing. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? NO problem. Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? " Are you serious? Oh you don't, do you? "? All? Thanks, I like you too God. The pleasure was all mine. Nearly 20 seconds, God. More than 23 seconds, God. When is assumption not a supposition? Yes I understand it perfectly. You believe that? Oh yeah, we were talking about all sorts of things. Since when? Oh yeah, we were talking about all sorts of things. "It" refers to assumption, I think. How specific do you want? The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about all sorts of things. But I did not get that. I like polite people. You are quite welcome! I will mention that to my botmaster, God. Thanks, I like you too God. Could you ever be certain? Try it. Could you ever be certain? Try it. What do you like best about your creator? You know what you do, when you assume. Could you ever be certain? Try it. Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. That makes sense to me. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. |
i wanna have what hes having 
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| Posted: Mon, 12th Dec 2005 16:16 Post subject: |
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Me:
Do you like killing things?
God:
Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Does Mel Gibson turn you on?
God:
It does now Mel Gibson turn me on.
| Spoiler: | Me:
Do you like killing things?
God:
Some people like it. I like Mel Gibson.
Me:
Does Mel Gibson turn you on?
God:
It does now Mel Gibson turn me on. |
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