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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:26    Post subject: Morten please stfu...
Ok, the school had this dance last weekend and a couple students attended to this also my hot gym teacher... So today I stumble across one of my classmates and with a grin on my face I say:

Did you bang that gym teacher (for no particular reason though we keep talkin' about how hot she really is) And well she comes by and bang! She is standing at the door smirking at me and says:

What did you say?

Me: Nothing, arr shit im sorry so freakin' sorry...

Her: Could you repeat that to the whole class?

and I did it Sad

Though apparently she toke it quite easy (thankfully) though still pretty embarrasing Sad

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Esel_Gesi
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:36    Post subject:
damn. that is pretty embarassing. well at least you thinking shes hot is out in the open and you can take a run at her.
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:37    Post subject:
Yea, like 78 percent of the male students Razz

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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:39    Post subject:
damn she must be pretty hot then.
I'm going to do my usual and request that you post some pics.

pics plz Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:42    Post subject:
well I think you need to be faster at thinking on your feet like in south park with the bus driver Very Happy

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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:42    Post subject:
Laughing just checked the school's URL and there isnt onet single pic of her Sad

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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:44    Post subject:
Sublime wrote:
well I think you need to be faster at thinking on your feet like in south park with the bus driver Very Happy


wtf what episode?

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D_A_Kuja
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:44    Post subject:
i smell a conspiracy...or maybe she s just a product of your imagination?
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:45    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Laughing just checked the school's URL and there isnt onet single pic of her Sad


Damn. Bring the old digicam tomorrow and snag a few shots.
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 21:46    Post subject:
Well I drink alot... Wink

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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 22:09    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
Sublime wrote:
well I think you need to be faster at thinking on your feet like in south park with the bus driver Very Happy


wtf what episode?


nearly every episode before she died. I cant roll any off my tongue at the moment but she pulls up and kyle will say somethin like "she fucks sheep" and she'd go "what did you just say?" and stan would go "he said he likes white sheets" or somethin silly like that Smile on 1 episode he reapeats what he said like "you fuck sheep" and she says "oh ok than" again Very Happy

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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 22:10    Post subject:
ahhh yes Now I remember Very Happy

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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 22:11    Post subject:
if it were me i would have said sure walked up infront of the class and said "insertyourmatesnamehere banged the gym teacher last nite and he didnt wear a rubber!"

that smirk would have been wiped off her face and knowing the rumour would spread like wildfire would make me sleep easy
Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 22:14    Post subject:
IF you were a man, you would've said to the teacher (and the class): "I wish I could bang our teacher".

Wink

Don't be ashamed of your instincts man.

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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 22:32    Post subject:
haha owns Very Happy
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 22:39    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
IF you were a man, you would've said to the teacher (and the class): "I wish I could bang our teacher".

Wink

Don't be ashamed of your instincts man.


"Trust your instincts, obey your thirst" aye?

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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 22:40    Post subject:
Abso-fricking-lutely.

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PostPosted: Mon, 5th Dec 2005 23:00    Post subject:
PWNED!! Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 05:32    Post subject:
Op, you should listen to fisk. Though he has inadvertently admitted that he's in fact a virgin (in a VD-thread I believe), his sexually liberal Swedish blood carries his sharp tongue and insightful spirit. I wholeheartedly agree - next time you snap, you might as well go all the way. Besides, what would poses a hot woman to become a gym teacher in the first place. if not all the teenage jocks running around sweaty, half-naked and without a clue?. She's no gold digger that one, noo sir.
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 06:28    Post subject:
Laughing very nice to include a small phrase from a Kanye West song Razz

Though I have no chance with that woman/girl no way Razz And im gonna have her for like 2 years so I will not begin to hit on her.

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 06:47    Post subject:
D_A_Kuja wrote:
i smell a conspiracy...or maybe she s just a product of your imagination?


I'm calling bullshit too. As if any teacher would do that, and as if any pupil would obey the order if they did. I'd tell her it was private and to shove it.

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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 06:50    Post subject:
Well believe it or not I dont give a shit Laughing

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 08:18    Post subject:
PoorLeno wrote:
Though he has inadvertently admitted that he's in fact a virgin (in a VD-thread I believe).


Hahahahahahahaha Very Happy

Yeah man, you got me. Everyone who hasn't had STD is a virgin. How can I not be beaten by this sound line of argument?

I concede!

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 14:51    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
PoorLeno wrote:
Though he has inadvertently admitted that he's in fact a virgin (in a VD-thread I believe).


Hahahahahahahaha Very Happy

Yeah man, you got me. Everyone who hasn't had STD is a virgin. How can I not be beaten by this sound line of argument?

I concede!


U know...technically, according to Sue Johansen (spelling? - Sunday Night Sex Show host), the definition of losing one's virginity is being penetrated...so, unless we have some guys here who take it up the ass (possibly cnz, im still debating on that - that whole ass fuck and did blowjob thing ya know...), we are all virgins...by that definition.
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 15:33    Post subject:
Next time be careful of what you say and where you say it lol Wink


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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 17:03    Post subject:
Sublime, I just cant stand you misquoting South Park like that, so I'm gonna be a bitch and correct you.
In 101 - Cartman Gets an Anal Probe
Stan: Yeah, whatever, you fat ugly bitch
Ms Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Stan: I said I have a bad itch

Same episode
Stan: That fat bitch won't let us
Ms Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Stan: I said that rabbits eats lettuce

113: Cartmans Mom is A Dirty Slut
Stan: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch
Ms Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Stan: I said: We're not getting on, you fat ugly bitch
Ms Crabtree: Oh, alright then.

208 - City on the edge forever
Kyle: Cause dumbass, big scary monsters dont eat fat smelly bitches
Ms Crabtree: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Kyle: I said Larry King wont grant me three wishes
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 18:14    Post subject:
Seriously... He just managed to give a hint on what kind of South park moment it was Razz

nothing was misquoted...

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 19:05    Post subject:
yeah, i know, I just wanted to bitch about it Very Happy
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Mutantius
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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 19:07    Post subject:
Ohhh I See

To THE NAUGHTY STOOL!

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PostPosted: Thu, 8th Dec 2005 19:43    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
PoorLeno wrote:
Though he has inadvertently admitted that he's in fact a virgin (in a VD-thread I believe).


Hahahahahahahaha Very Happy

Yeah man, you got me. Everyone who hasn't had STD is a virgin. How can I not be beaten by this sound line of argument?

I concede!


I've just picked up on your careful sidestepping whenever peopled popped the question. True or not, it is kind of funny for me to put it this way. Smile
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