Gods of Egypt [dir: Alex Proyas / Feb 2016]
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2015 19:32    Post subject: Gods of Egypt [dir: Alex Proyas / Feb 2016]
Coming: February 26, 2016 (aka the month to release the bombs you have made and don't know what to do with)

Trailer:




My, my, my, how the mighty have fallen.

Alex Proyas presents "300: Egypt Edition". A SyFy production. Look at all dat awful greenscreen work.


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2015 20:52    Post subject:
What a waste of talented actors and the director.... Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2015 21:28    Post subject:
What a piece of shit. Why on earth would those two actors agree to this?
It's either a massive paycheck, or the producer has pics of them fucking a donkey or something.


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2015 21:33    Post subject:
So, how the fuck do you make something so silly with that great cast and that cool setting... the trailer is just ridiculous, haha!
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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2015 21:50    Post subject:
h0rnyfavn wrote:
What a waste of talented actors and the director.... Crying or Very sad
Talented actors? wut Laughing


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PostPosted: Tue, 17th Nov 2015 22:17    Post subject:
looked nice
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 01:22    Post subject:
Entertaining enough.. Egyptian Gods are tres coo at least.


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 01:59    Post subject:
More shitty CGI with unrealistic animation and physics. Maybe in the year 3000 technology will be able to portray such scenes realistically.
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 02:21    Post subject:
Technology. Just some common sense is enough to realize YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG when there are video games with better motion capture or hand animation. Razz


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 04:00    Post subject:
i had some tarsem vibes on some shots

liked it. bad green scree is bad


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 09:53    Post subject:
@tonizito
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Talented actors?


Nikolaj Coster-Waldau
Geoffrey Rush(!)
Rufus Sewell


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 10:06    Post subject:
Not that talented
DEFINITELY talented, probably pulling a Michal Caine Laughing
Had to google the guy, still not sure if talented


Thought you were talking about butler, honestly Laughing


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 10:09    Post subject:
@tonizito
Yeah I'd rather rate the first and the third ones as "good actors" Rush is way better than these guys Very Happy

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau 's best films are in Danish, not English though.


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 10:35    Post subject:
Worse than the silly bad green screen are the stupid camera movements and angles. Do a fantastic movie, use cgi, use greenscreen, but don't put the virtual camera in the most stupid, generic and michael bayesque positions to get the viewer "immersed"... It looks absolutely silly.


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 10:48    Post subject:
It looks so shitty and bad I want to see it. (on rip of course) Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 11:03    Post subject:
Looks like Nikolaj Coster-Waldau is lead, can you imagine seeing yourself in this film just thinking GOT to this Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 12:05    Post subject:
h0rnyfavn wrote:
@tonizito
Yeah I'd rather rate the first and the third ones as "good actors" Rush is way better than these guys Very Happy

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau 's best films are in Danish, not English though.
My bad, lol wut 'ed and was only thinking about GoT.
Forgot about Headhunters, liked him in that one Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 12:16    Post subject:
Is there some kind of curse that lets GoT actors end up in shitty movies ?
I mean Pompeii, Dredd, Genysis and now this.
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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 12:49    Post subject:
It's called type casting Very Happy


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PostPosted: Wed, 18th Nov 2015 16:13    Post subject:
Why care when it shall be watched for free? Leave Pharaoh brain outside theater and

Its an Egyptian comedy after all. grinhurt


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Dec 2015 22:18    Post subject:


New trailer for this upcoming masterpiece.
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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Dec 2015 23:29    Post subject:
Boooobs!


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Dec 2015 23:57    Post subject:
Gods of CGypt.


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PostPosted: Wed, 16th Dec 2015 23:58    Post subject:
How did he manage to grab her arm... Quite impressive hand eye coordination for that guy. Surprised

On a more serious note: I love it when they take mythology to the extreme, give a different view on things... but the quality in this is so shite. Writing will most likely be as terrible as the CG. Pity... for what could have been an interesting setting.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2015 00:24    Post subject:
I think there wasn't anything except for Dark City that I REALLY liked from Proyas Sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2015 00:27    Post subject:
I like all of his films (well, I haven't watched Garage Days) but his best is The Crow. Dark City is his most overrated IMO.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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You liked i robot??


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2015 01:08    Post subject:
When I read Proyas, I was certainly not expecting this..thing. What the hell xD

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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2015 01:43    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
You liked i robot??


Yup.


TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"

~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHTUOgYNRzY
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Dec 2015 01:53    Post subject:
Me too


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