Moron: Are you conducting an investigation?
Officer: Yes sir I am, I have you for speeding. 72 in a 55 zone.
Moron: Is speeding a crime?
Officer: Yes, it is. I'd like to see your license and proof of insurance, sir..
...... Then.... it gets hilarious "Sovereign Citizens" make me laugh, they really do, I love it when they mumble and stutter and fumble and forget the "laws and rights" they're quoting, only to have the police officers quote them back verbatim and explain how their "rights" are not actually rights I take no small amount of pleasure watching these morons get tazed in the end
Why do people do this? I find this so moronic. Exercising their freedoms? Seriously they should all go to hell.
"When you realise there aren't 50,000 menu items that suit your idiosyncratic dietary requirements"
"How dare you mock my beliefs and call them idiotic!?"
Vegan or not, feminist or not, the age of the "my-voice-will-be-heard-on-teh-interwebs!1" is at its peak and not surprisingly there's tons of petty, weak minded fools out there brainlessly jumping on every bandwagon at the drop of a dime.
That asteroid/comet/aliens can't touch down soon enough...
boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
The Internet's given everyone in <INSERTCOUNTRYHERE> a voice, and everyone in <INSERTCOUNTRYHERE> has chosen to use that voice to bitch about <INSERTTOPICHERE>.
A computer glitch that brought the Paris airport of Orly to a standstill Saturday has been traced back to the airport's "prehistoric" operating system. In an article published Wednesday, French satirical weekly Le Canard Enchaîné (which often writes serious stories, such as this one) said the computer failure had affected a system known as DECOR, which is used by air traffic controllers to communicate weather information to pilots. Pilots rely on the system when weather conditions are poor.
DECOR, which is used in takeoff and landings, runs on Windows 3.1, an operating system that came onto the market in 1992.
p.s. fucking orly airport. They held me for 45 minutes in a "random" security check. The only step missing was an anal probe. I thought it was because of how I look, but then I saw them doing the same to an old lady in a wheelchair. In a fucking wheelchair, because, you know, she could be an elderly terrorist...
Meanwhile in Brazil...
3 robbers in a car pulled in front of another car and forced the driver to stop at gunpoint. They took his smartphone and demanded money, but he didn't have any, so they said they'd kill him, and then he offered his credit card... Turns out they had a portable credit card machine and charged him 100 euro
Unfortunately there's no link in english, so I'll leave the google translator one.
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"Sovereign Citizens" make me laugh, they really do, I love it when they mumble and stutter and fumble and forget the "laws and rights" they're quoting, only to have the police officers quote them back verbatim and explain how their "rights" are not actually rights 
I take no small amount of pleasure watching these morons get tazed in the end 
and the gif killed me too 
