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Freakness
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 18:52    Post subject: Music to listen when...
Hi, pirates, tonight I think I will have sex with a hot chick. Not 100% sure though. She's a hottie model or actress, dunno for sure. I pseudo invited her to stay in my home as long as she wants. So I need music best for love making. What would you choose? I need long playtime, like and hour minimum to chill and have sex to.
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 18:54    Post subject:
Yup woman brains work like that... you just put some bowchikawowwow song on and they'll be instantly wet.

May I suggest:



If that doesn't work... you can start a thread how to make chloroform or some date rape drug from your cleaning products. Poker Face


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Freakness
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 19:07    Post subject:
Thats the music you listen to when you fuck dudes or transvestites. I'm sure you listen to it a lot. Smile
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 19:11    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Thats the music you listen to when you fuck dudes or transvestites. I'm sure you listen to it a lot. Smile


You seem to know quite well what that kind of people listens to... experience? Cool Face


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 19:18    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 19:30    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
Why do you need music to have sex? It's not like being at the gym


It's nice to have a rhythm set for both Wink


But uh... @Freakness

Pics or it didn't happen Laughing Very Happy !


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 19:44    Post subject:
Freakness my friend,

hard music:


more romantic music:
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 19:45    Post subject:
Laughing


boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 20:13    Post subject:
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 20:26    Post subject:
sausje wrote:
Nalo wrote:
Why do you need music to have sex? It's not like being at the gym


It's nice to have a rhythm set for both Wink


But uh... @Freakness

Pics or it didn't happen Laughing Very Happy !
I don't realy need rhythmic music it can be very slow, I just need music with a sex vibe. And I'm not gonna give info about her, cuz you guys are trollpirates. But she looks like a claudia shiffer, but much hotter. Taller than me and wears high heels so she looks even taller. Very Happy There's other chick that waits for me near where I live but she doesnt post that she waits for me so I wont go. But I do know she does waits for me, pretty girl, a singer, very warm person. Embarassed
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boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:
i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then
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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 23:21    Post subject: Re: Music to listen when...
Freakness wrote:
Hi, pirates, tonight I think I will have sex with a hot chick. Not 100% sure though. She's a hottie model or actress, dunno for sure. I pseudo invited her to stay in my home as long as she wants. So I need music best for love making. What would you choose? I need long playtime, like and hour minimum to chill and have sex to.


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Sep 2015 23:29    Post subject:
man this will be one weird night. hope she will survive. good luck freakness.

btw im voting for flipps song. *clap clap clap*
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Sep 2015 11:48    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Sep 2015 12:01    Post subject:
Regardless of whether your are paying her, or not, we want an after-action report. With pics of her, of course.


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Sep 2015 19:22    Post subject: Re: Music to listen when...
Nice story


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Space for rent. Contact me for rates!
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Sep 2015 20:34    Post subject:
Not sure if this fits, But "Darkside" are pretty chill and their sets are 30 to 45 minutes long.


Edit: *actually reads the thread, seems i'm late Razz
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Freakness
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Sep 2015 21:27    Post subject:
Dakside is ok, but lacks sexy vibe. I want something from nineties lite playboy videos with saxophone. I tried searching that on Youtube, but problem is a lot of it is just ugly saxo sound replaying known pop melodies I'm sick of hearing.
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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Sep 2015 21:32    Post subject:
After report soldier!


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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Sep 2015 21:39    Post subject:
Freakness wrote:
Dakside is ok, but lacks sexy vibe. I want something from nineties lite playboy videos with saxophone. I tried searching that on Youtube, but problem is a lot of it is just ugly saxo sound replaying known pop melodies I'm sick of hearing.


Just play Lily was here and that's it. Warm her up and fuck her up the butt.
Accoustic for that added erotic vibe. Just like humping on stage.



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PostPosted: Tue, 29th Sep 2015 21:48    Post subject:
sausje wrote:
After report soldier!
I'll tell you. Right now there's nothing to tell. The "Claudia Shiffer" acts weird. I'm not even sure where she is right now. England, Spain, USA or my country. And about the money... yeah she kinda looks/acts/buys/travels like a high class you know who, but on the other hand she has rich parents, so I'm not sure...
She looks pissed, because I didnt come to meet hear in the nearest fancy pub she waited for me in July. I dunno what hapened. Maybe I was scared, because she would tell every freaking detail of what hapens between us to all these people that she knows. And then they will post that stuff on social media and even in the media some of them.
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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Sep 2015 10:31    Post subject:
this is how to roll..

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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Sep 2015 11:36    Post subject:
Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 30th Sep 2015 17:07    Post subject:
Seriously, NOONE has suggested Barry White yet? Put on a few of his tracks. The man's voice makes women melt like putty


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