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The Human Centipede 3 - 1/10
Sharknado 3 4/10
this was one weird evening
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| Posted: Sat, 5th Sep 2015 15:42 Post subject: |
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Love & Mercy
Amazing! All the scenes from the Beach Boys studios are FANTASTIC. Dano, Cusack, Giamatti and Banks were all great in this one.
9/10
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HIz
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| Posted: Sat, 5th Sep 2015 16:05 Post subject: |
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We Need to Talk About Kevin (2011) 7/10
The Pyramid (2014) 5.5/10
The Imitation Game (2014) 8/10
Minuscule: Valley of the Lost Ants (2013) 5.5/10
The Theory of Everything (2014) 8.5/10
I Origins (2014) 6.5/10
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies (2014) 7/10
American Heist (2014) 5/10
The Punisher (2004) 7/10
Foxcatcher (2014) 6.5/10
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chiv
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| Posted: Sun, 6th Sep 2015 12:55 Post subject: |
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jesus fucking christ...
insurgent... why.. why do i do these things to myself...
-4/10
and no im not really taking the piss.. on its own, the films about a 4...4.5/10? really really REALLY corny story and dialog, with terrible acting on all parts (even kate winslet.. yeesh, if you can get a bad performance out of her, then congratulations, you know you're a terrible director).. and honestly... ive heard people saying that the story took a back seat to all the action.. but, WHAT action? it was remarkably dull... third hunger games level dull.
plus the ending didn't make a pisser of sense...
 Spoiler: | we made an experiment with dumb factions in a closed off city in the hope that someone would emerge who could be capable of ALL virtues... at which time, come on out and join us on the outside, where presumably if we aren't all dead, or have turned into cannibals, we are all UNDOUBTEDLY nothing like you (because why else experiment), and as such you will change nothing and mean nothing.. |
but yeah, a 4.5/10 for the core of the movie... so why the -4 overall score? that fucking haircut is why. the main actress was NEVER attractive to look at, but that haircut did her no favours because it highlights her face... its shocking to realise someone, somewhere along the line conceived of it, got approval, and then made it actually happen...
TLDR: dumb story, dumb movie, dumb haircut.
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| Posted: Sun, 6th Sep 2015 18:41 Post subject: |
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Any one seen straight outta compton?
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| Posted: Sun, 6th Sep 2015 19:25 Post subject: |
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| Kamikaze666 wrote: | | Any one seen straight outta compton? |
Yup, stay away unless you're so much into hip-hop/rap lifestyle. If you like this kind of music you will probably won't even bother with the bad acting and bad cinematography. Gary Gray with another mediocre film. Not a surprise for me.
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| Posted: Wed, 9th Sep 2015 09:44 Post subject: |
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So it turns out The Gift is a pretty good movie.
This must be the first time Blumhouse does an actual good movie O_O
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| Posted: Wed, 9th Sep 2015 16:30 Post subject: |
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A Brilliant Young Mind - 7/10
Cute, based on a true story.
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| Posted: Wed, 9th Sep 2015 19:24 Post subject: |
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Straight outta Compton ... great movie 7/10.
fuck ...
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Sep 2015 00:35 Post subject: |
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Mad Max Fury Road 9.5/10
Can't remember the last time i enjoyed such a movie so much. The action was constant, the post apocalyptic setting was done great..
Per aspera ad astra
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Sep 2015 01:03 Post subject: |
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Kill The Messenger (2014)
7.5/10
I think it was quite good.
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Sep 2015 17:21 Post subject: |
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fantastic (debatable) four
yeesh. i was honestly.. HONESTLY expecting this to be some loud dumb fun, much like the first two films.. which were both kinda silly and cheesy but atleast entertaining...
but this... this...
NOTHING HAPPENED. it was 90 minutes of NOTHING. half - HALF THE FILM of just pissing around until they scienced up a device...then 10 minutes of adventuring, i guess... then then nothing.. just some effects scenes where the characters do nothing interesting.. and then a final 10 minutes of action at the end, which felt hollow and dull and extremely uninspired...
i dont even know why they made this... as an origin story it was boring, and as a way to reengage viewers and fans, it was far too dull to achieve that.. oh and the ending, where they 'pick' their fantastic name.. i winced.. i winced so hard... i knew it was coming, and i still winced.
this film made me appreciate captain america 2, thats how much of a stinker it was. everything bad youve heard about this movie... i didn't want to believe it, i went into it hoping to have at least some fun like i did with the previous ones.. but theres just none to be had. it really is just... ugh i wont even call it crap, just dull... and honestly i cant think of anything worse to say about a film than to just call it dull... even bad films can be fun in a way, but dull films...
but hey... at least it wasn't as terrible as insurgent.
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Sep 2015 20:10 Post subject: |
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TWIN PEAKS is "something of a miracle."
"...like nothing else on television."
"a phenomenon."
"A tangled tale of sex, violence, power, junk food..."
"Like Nothing On Earth"
~ WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO SAY CAN ONLY BE SEEN ~
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| Posted: Thu, 10th Sep 2015 20:26 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Fri, 11th Sep 2015 03:43 Post subject: |
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| Aquma wrote: | The Crow (1994) - 9/10
Rewatched it on a whim. What can I say, I've got a huge soft spot for the movie  It's cheesy as fuck and I know it mostly got famous for one reason, but it's still a pretty damn good revenge flick, with supernatural themes presented the right way and even some rather well done action scenes. I love it as much as I did when I saw it as a kid. |
you forgot 'contains kickass soundtrack' |
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| Kamikaze666 wrote: | | Any one seen straight outta compton? |
I watched it, was a late 80's early 90's teen so NWA was a staple band to listen to..otherwise I wouldn't have bothered.
Id say its a 3/10
Acting isn't great, story is over dramatized from what happened. I mean I get its a movie, and they need to play it up a bit. But I was expecting it to be somewhat realistic and 'raw' to the actual history of the members. But it plays out more as a "underdog superhero " type vibe than the actual mountains they had to climb, inner turmoil, and fucking things up learning the ropes they really went thru.
Overall they took the actual good parts of the story out of the story, and made it the most generic "underdog that no one believed in made it big and showed 'the man' he can overcome" movie stereotype they could.
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The D-Train 5/10
Very mediocre movie with good music. Probably would have rated it a 4 if it wasn't for some great oldies  Didn't have much 'haha' moments.
World War Z 7,5/10
Lousy adaptation of the book, but knowing what to expect made this second time more enjoyable.
Looked upon it as just another zombie flick. The effects are rather terrible, but they do a whole lot better in picturing an outbreak compared to that crappy: 'fear the walking dead' shit. Had some derp moments here and there, but I forgave worse things for other movies.
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2015 13:32 Post subject: |
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san andreas
whats that you say? you haven't seen san andreas? well let me give you a rundown of what happens...
things fall down, "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" things fall down, "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" things fall down, "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" things fall down, "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" things fall down, "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" things fall down, "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" "blah" end.
so much silly drama and eennddless pointless uninteresting dialog... 'broken family' now gets top spot on my shit-list of movie cliches...
2012 did EXACTLY... EXACTLY the same thing... but it was miles better than this. Even though it has THE ROCK in it, id say skip it, and go rewatch 2012... it was silly, but at least it embraced its silliness... san andreas tries to play it far too straight, misses obvious opportunities for fun (they totally shoulda jumped that chasm!! also they shoulda flown through the buliding with the helicopter instead of going around it... come on!!) - the only time it becomes silly is during the wave bit, and its easily the most fun sequence in the film.
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Yeah that was a crap movie, also The Rock is a terrible actor, i don't remember him being this bad before.
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2015 15:14 Post subject: |
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Worse than 2012? That's hard to believe 
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| Posted: Sat, 12th Sep 2015 15:49 Post subject: |
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| tonizito wrote: | | Worse than 2012? That's hard to believe |
Aye, I thought the same. It's a pretty poor disaster movie and those type of movies are already quite mediocre. |
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I actually enjoyed 2012 especially when Yosemite blew... it was a decent  flick. For what it was I knew it would be such an exaggeration but in the end it wasn't all that bad for a world-ending event movie.
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10 minutes in and I'm starting to believe 
San Andreas 2/10 as a disaster movie, and being a dirty bastard I'll let you guess where the 2 comes from 
As an unintentional comedy it's 6/10, I couldn't stop laughing throughout the movie
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