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Aeon




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 09:28    Post subject: Why do I always have to take a...
shit at the exact same time? I wake up, eat, and go to work. While I'm driving it's all fine but at the moment I arrive at work I have to take a shit right away. Every day in and out. In the weekend, I wake up and eat and don't have to shit for the whole weekend. And monday it starts all over. I'm weird, it should have something to do with my brains, right?


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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 09:38    Post subject:
you get paid to shit and you're complaining? Laughing
also might have something to do with your morning coffee/tea


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Aeon




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 10:24    Post subject:
Haha, you gotta go when you gotta go Very Happy
I don't drink coffee or tea in the morning. Only a cup of milk.


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 10:26    Post subject:
i think that people are able to regulate their bowl movements somehow, it comes with having a routine.
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 11:39    Post subject:
If you can only shit at work, what happens when you're on vacation? Laughing
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Aeon




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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 11:52    Post subject:
fable2 wrote:
i think that people are able to regulate their bowl movements somehow, it comes with having a routine.

I think soo, but I'm not that good that I can shit whenever I want to shit Razz
My body thinks: ''You're at work, shit, now!"

Last time I was on vacation I was in Egypte, but I got diarrhea there, haha.


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 13:16    Post subject:
Aeon wrote:
Haha, you gotta go when you gotta go Very Happy
I don't drink coffee or tea in the morning. Only a cup of milk.


do you drink milk on the weekends, and do you get up same early time?


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 13:22    Post subject:
I do drink milk on the weekends, but I do not get up at the same time, so it's different then the monday-friday routine.


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 13:25    Post subject:
you might have developted a kind of lactose intollerance (not that hippy shit everybody claims to have and blabla, faggots) over the years. nothin unusual, same for me: if i drink my coffee with milk i have to take a shit always on the same time, if no milk, no shit or lets say a shit later ^^
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 13:28    Post subject:
if you drink milk enough, you should become lactose tolerant again
there are also some pills that regenerate stomach flora


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 15:56    Post subject:
learn2shit bro

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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 17:58    Post subject:
I always shit before I go to work Very Happy Coffee does wonders. And I avoid milk since I'm lactose intolerant, so anything more than 1 dcl of milk will mean severe stomach cramps :S


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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 20:03    Post subject:
It is a routine thing.
I have the same. On workdays, get up, drive to work (15-20 mins), get a cup of coffee and one smoke, and toilet time. Has been like that for a long time.
And on weekends it wont work like that. (unless I wake up at the same time as workday)
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 20:06    Post subject:
You related to Rofl_Mao aeon? Razz
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PostPosted: Tue, 30th Jun 2015 20:21    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2015 01:26    Post subject:
Sign of a healthy body is regular shits Smile

I tend to have more after my curries @ weekend, and it ain't pleasant lol Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2015 02:06    Post subject:
Maybe a little bit of stress on work mornings. Has happened to me, I was fucking emptying my innards. Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed, 1st Jul 2015 15:25    Post subject:
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You related to Rofl_Mao aeon? Razz

Haha, I don't think so. Should I be related? Very Happy


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