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Cohen
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 Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 08:35 Post subject: The official "what to get your girlfreind for xmas" |
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ollax
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 08:38 Post subject: |
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Last year i gave her a Gucci wallet!
This year i'll give her the opportunity to blow me! It's a fair deal if u ask me! 
Of all the things i've lost, i miss my mind the most!
"Ozzy Osbourne"
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Mutantius
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 09:15 Post subject: |
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Well since you can afford suge a huge comp ollax why dont you give her something covered with diamonds like a big dildo or so?
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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nouseforaname
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 16:55 Post subject: |
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Give her some tools for the kitchen - like washing-up brush. Another idea - buy her a book about diet
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:02 Post subject: |
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| r4iney wrote: | | Another idea - buy her a book about diet |
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here. |
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:22 Post subject: |
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i'm giving her the day off
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fisk
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:31 Post subject: |
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You're all such tough guys in this thread, but in reality, it's all: "Yes mistress! I shall obey! Don't dump me! Pretty pls!"
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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ChinUp
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:42 Post subject: |
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That’s your issues fisk .. not everybody is pussy wiped like you .. probably do a dinner .. new plants .. same as last year .. nothing to out of the ordinary
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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fisk
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:44 Post subject: |
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| ChinUp wrote: | | That’s your issues fisk |
Nope.
You're such a tough boy.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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ChinUp
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:47 Post subject: |
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fisk
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 18:00 Post subject: |
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For a hard man, you're very brittle, ChinUp.
My fiancée wouldn't approve of me getting a girlfriend, we're both monogamous.
| Quote: | | after six hours of sex fisk |
What do you do after six hours of "sex fisk"? Is "sex fisk" something you practice a lot where you live? Or is it your personal fantasies about me going rampant now again, like the rest of the speculative "information" you spurt regarding my person.
- Is now, about the time when you start to uncontrollably curse, whine, and continue your personal fantasies involving me?
If you require "courage", to write a post about presents to your girlfriend, maybe -you're- the one who is pussy whipped, eh?
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We don't celebrate "Christmas" here. But we're going on a cruise in January.
Yes, yes I'm back.
Somewhat.
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TheSaint
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 18:05 Post subject: |
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ok i see fisk and chinup are starting to love eachother again?
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fisk
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ChinUp
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nouseforaname
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kosmiq
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 18:45 Post subject: |
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I have no idea what fisk is talking about atleast I am fucking celebrating christmas... Eh well maybe he is right after all. I don't celebrate it as some christan happening and the birth of jesus christ and shit... I get stuff at christmas and thats it. Sure I give away some stuff too.
fisk & chinup... IMO you both try to act as cool guys here from time to time... just quit it and say something like "thats your opinion ChinUp" instead of "STFU you mofo hoe bitch fisk retard ass"...
Behold his GLORY! Bow for the technical master!
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fisk
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 20:23 Post subject: |
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Fuck...I dunno what im gunna get anyone for christmas, nevermind my gf...
I hate the commercialism of christmas tho...I dont like gettin gifts
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Cohen
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 20:49 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 21:15 Post subject: |
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Well some gents are just lucky.
I'm too afraid of pullin' a chair beside a real hottie so i end up sittin' by this ugly lookin' cheery faced bitch who talks on and on and on and on...
As for gifts;
Only gift I hate getting is money.
BY FAR THE WORST GIFT EVER!
Gawd if you're gonna throw me some cold hard cash go out buy me a pack of gum, wrap it up, attach a shitty holiday card and save yourself the couple hundred.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE GIFTS! Like I’m 20 and i still love gettin a set of legos
Christmas for me is about feelin like a child. Y'know... not just goin down those steps an seein a brightly lit christmass tree with a tons of presents... that's just eye candy.. makes you feel warm inside then you forget the spirit and race down to the tree to find out if you got everything on your list then you end up being disappointed. That sucks. You should feel happy for a long while. You can’t go on and buy a set of perfumes for her. You gotta wonder bout the gift. You gotta think! THINK!
Imagine if she was your daughter. Your pride and joy and you’d do ANYTHING to keep her happy! A pack of perfume what’ll that do? Add another bottle to the exact same set she has? Make ‘er smell all fancy like? That’s bull! TOTAL BULL! Think to yourself. What does she need? What does she want? Then think if you wanna see her after Christmas. Then go and spend whatever amount of money to keep her satisfied.
ASK HER FRIENDS if you really wanna know what you should buy her 
Ps. YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY SNOW!
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here.
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Mutantius
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Phluxed
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 21:36 Post subject: |
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You mean vomit the wine in each others mouth?
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Mutantius
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ChinUp
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 22:12 Post subject: |
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The shopping can be fun .. I prefer to go do the shops thing alone .. its takes forever & you don’t get what you wanted to get when you go with others IMo
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 22:13 Post subject: |
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| watergem wrote: | | are you insane SycoShaman? thanks for the comments, i think im gonna get her this real nice perfume she likes, its like a giftset thing for about £85, and maybe some thing else. Are there any girls who visit this forum who would like to give us some tips? cmon ladies and LOL at the diet book thing, my GF is actually really hot, i cant beeive my ugly mug pulled her to be quite honest . |
I dunno...when someone gives me something for nothing, I feel like im in debt to them...like to keep things straight  |
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shes got me somthing real nice, and wont tell me what or how much shes spent. Damn women, now, ladies, care to share with us clueless males what would make your stocking shine this year 
