i hate my penis!
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snoop1050
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 01:59    Post subject: i hate my penis!
its just to god damn big ! my wife is always saying "dont go in so deep it hurts! i can feel it banging off my cervix" the only time i get to have a really good go is when shes drunk and cant really feel it so much Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 02:02    Post subject:
I have the -exact- same problem with my left knee-joint.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 02:12    Post subject: Re: i hate my penis!
snop1050 wrote:
its just to god damn big ! my wife is always saying "dont go in so deep it hurts! i can feel it banging off my cervix" the only time i get to have a really good go is when shes drunk and cant really feel it so much Twisted Evil


Penis size:-) This happens to most of us!
My female is of the same opinion as yours (stop hitting my cervix)!
I always claim to be of good breed since i've got a penis the size of a house and the loving will to use it!
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 02:13    Post subject: Re: i hate my penis!
snop1050 wrote:
its just to god damn big ! my wife is always saying "dont go in so deep it hurts! i can feel it banging off my cervix" the only time i get to have a really good go is when shes drunk and cant really feel it so much Twisted Evil


By the sounds of it you just need to keep her drunk and everything will be OK Very Happy Laughing


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 02:22    Post subject:
ROFL! I Just have to think about me.....................LOL


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 05:41    Post subject:
This is fucked. That's all I'm willing to say on the matter.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 07:39    Post subject:
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This is fucked. That's all I'm willing to say on the matter.


Bet you would have been willing to say more if you had a penis!






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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 07:43    Post subject:
haha fortunately I dont have that kind of problem Laughing Very Happy Smile Sad Crying or Very sad


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haha fortunately I dont have that kind of problem Laughing Very Happy Smile Sad Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 12:56    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
haha fortunately I dont have that kind of problem Laughing Very Happy Smile Sad Crying or Very sad


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ahahahaha
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 13:16    Post subject:
HAHAHA why isnt this thread made by cnZ ???
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 14:54    Post subject:
my best bet is that you re fucking midgets to get the feeling of having a big penis Laughing
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 14:58    Post subject:
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HAHAHA why isnt this thread made by cnZ ???

Maybe because he doesn't have a big penis and his wife doesn't complain about the pain Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 15:20    Post subject:
Injurious wrote:
TheSaint wrote:
HAHAHA why isnt this thread made by cnZ ???

Maybe because he doesn't have a big penis and his wife doesn't complain about the pain Very Happy


Yeah, but neither does this guy. Anyway, the truth never stopped cnZ before.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 15:33    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
haha fortunately I dont have that kind of problem Laughing Very Happy Smile Sad Crying or Very sad


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ahhh always nice to get a reminder of why I hate you.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 15:47    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
fisk wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
haha fortunately I dont have that kind of problem Laughing Very Happy Smile Sad Crying or Very sad


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ahhh always nice to get a reminder of why I hate you.


y 4 r u teh h8???? ¯\(º_o)/¯
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 15:48    Post subject:
You know what I mean!!!! yea!!!

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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:07    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
fisk wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
haha fortunately I dont have that kind of problem Laughing Very Happy Smile Sad Crying or Very sad


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ahhh always nice to get a reminder of why I hate you.


Oh, you're such a funny little man.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:08    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Mutantius wrote:
fisk wrote:


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ahhh always nice to get a reminder of why I hate you.


Oh, you're such a funny little man.


y 4 r u teh h8???? ¯\(º_o)/¯
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:09    Post subject:
Lutzifer wrote:
fisk wrote:
Mutantius wrote:


ahhh always nice to get a reminder of why I hate you.


Oh, you're such a funny little man.


y 4 r u teh h8???? ¯\(º_o)/¯


Don't mistake hate for comic relief.
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:11    Post subject:
Isnt that abit abusive? Has he given consent to that? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:16    Post subject:
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Isnt that abit abusive? Has he given consent to that? Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:18    Post subject:
ah, thats the problem with this world, nobody really cares anymore Wink
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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 17:24    Post subject:
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ah, thats the problem with this world, nobody really cares anymore Wink


Oh, I care a lot, just not about Mr. Mutantius.


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 18:18    Post subject:
nice, love at first post


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PostPosted: Thu, 17th Nov 2005 18:22    Post subject:
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nice, love at first post


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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2005 11:50    Post subject: Re: i hate my penis!
snop1050 wrote:
its just to god damn big ! my wife is always saying "dont go in so deep it hurts! i can feel it banging off my cervix" the only time i get to have a really good go is when shes drunk and cant really feel it so much Twisted Evil


dude.... i wish we all had that problem.
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just go and find a black chick..they can keep up with it all along the way... Very Happy


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PostPosted: Fri, 18th Nov 2005 13:55    Post subject:
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my best bet is that you re fucking midgets to get the feeling of having a big penis Laughing


am I the only 1 who laughed at this? Very Happy Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 28th Nov 2005 21:58    Post subject: Re: i hate my penis!
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snop1050 wrote:
its just to god damn big ! my wife is always saying "dont go in so deep it hurts! i can feel it banging off my cervix" the only time i get to have a really good go is when shes drunk and cant really feel it so much Twisted Evil


dude.... i wish we all had that problem.
Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
just go and find a black chick..they can keep up with it all along the way... Very Happy


Lol, yeah......that and they are like 10 times uglier than white girls.
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