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FireMaster

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Posted: Fri, 29th May 2015 16:22 Post subject: Made it back alive	Quick Quote Quote

a boat ride, 1 hours flight 8 hours layover plus two 8 hours long flights and a 9 hours layover in between Survived huge python encounter Survived swimming in an ocean full of jellyfish (some can kill you in 5 minutes) Survived swimming with a whaleshark Survived adult chickenpox (vaccination wore off or something) got it halfway through and I was a quarantined zombie for a long time. almost couldn't make it back because first domestic flight to Manila got word of my illness which was in late stages and I was no longer "that" contagious but they still didn't want to let me in until I held up an entire jet and made them contact the doc (which I made friends with) that tended to me so they got the ok but still required a medical certificate which I couldn't get in time so I just insisted until the pilot got pissed off and told the doc to just email it had to wear a respiratory mask though to put them at ease, tore it off the moment I landed in manila The rest of the flights didn't get word and since I was wearing long sleeves and pants, I just snuck the bio-weapon that I seemed to them and flew back normally. I didn't give first airliner my other flights info otherwise im sure they would've snitched like the resort did to the first airliner. And I'd be stuck there with no way to get back, but they wouldn't give a fuck about that. but the biggest beast of them all was the woman. First honeymoon I know that ended with a divorce A whole month is a wild wild place. No a corner left unturned in the philippines, pretty much saw the entire country, but what a rollercoaster story. Too many details.

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sabin1981
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Posted: Fri, 29th May 2015 16:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Welcome back, Fire!

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Yuri

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Posted: Fri, 29th May 2015 16:48 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Welcome back! I had made a thread asking about you as well: http://www.nfohump.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=102693 Everyone had some interesting responses, to say the least 1 and 2 are still amazing.

fable2

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Posted: Fri, 29th May 2015 16:50 Post subject:

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No a corner left unturned in the philippines

So tell us about your ladyboys experience then! Razz

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Morphineus
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Posted: Fri, 29th May 2015 17:29 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Yurina you snitch! Welcome back fire, good to hear you didn't end up on the organ donators list.

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The_Zeel

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Posted: Fri, 29th May 2015 17:39 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

FireMaster, the crocodile humper.

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Bob Barnsen

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Posted: Fri, 29th May 2015 19:20 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Welcome back my friend i hope had some nice fucks on your holidays Enthoo Evolv ATX TG // Asus Prime x370 // Ryzen 1700 // Gainward GTX 1080 // 16GB DDR4-3200

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ixigia
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Posted: Fri, 29th May 2015 19:48 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Haha damn Fire, you surely didn't get bored there. Welcome back my Mediterranean Solid Snake. Though when you say "too many details", I feel like you're omitting something...in a sense that python encounters were more than one, if you know what I mean Random creations of an insane mind / Screens from Bulgaria [Early Access]

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PumpAction
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Posted: Sat, 30th May 2015 00:19 Post subject: Re: Made it back alive

FireMaster wrote:

but the biggest beast of them all was the woman.
First honeymoon I know that ended with a divorce Laughing

Fuck poxmox, what happened! GIVE US TEH DETAILS!

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Invasor
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Posted: Mon, 1st Jun 2015 14:42 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Start telling more details and post some pictures as well, you know you have to Seems like you (or was it the woman ) decided for Asia instead of Brazil glad you had fun though P.S. what did you do with the huge snake?

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