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spankie
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Sooo, long time no see guys, but just need to vent some testosterone shizzle.
Recently became single and been on some blabla dates. So I decided to finally start playing it like everybody always says it should be played. Show them what you want, be direct, and add some asshole-ness.
Just had a date with a very nice female I 'met' online (the very clear message I sent was 'Date?', she said yes). I think I played it quite well, although I did not expect it to happen, things just went quite smoothly. I walked her to her car, she had a little bit too many drinks, i got inside her car to point out the dangers of driving with too many drinks, started kissing. Nice, right. Asked her, now that i aws in the car, to drop me off at my own place (although it was only 2 min walking for me). She parked in front of my house, and i asked her to come inside. She said 'ok'. But first we went on a new kissing spree. I kissed and toucher her everywhere, the people passing by were nice supporters. But then she started playing it hard to get. 'no, i dont go inside on the first date'. And I went 'ok, bye then'. And then she dragged me inside the car, some more kissing and touching. I have a boner from here to Tokyo, but she kept refusing to come inside.... This went on for 30 min or so.
I bet she is laughing her ass off she gave me such a hard time... Damn you cute woman.
/End of rant [not the end of the huge boner, she starts sending me dirty messages]
All right, bring on the FHITB posts!
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Apr 2015 02:57 Post subject: |
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May the rubbing of ye one eyed snake soothe your pain tonight.
But fear not Spankie! The buttsecs is coming. I give her one week xD 
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Apr 2015 02:59 Post subject: |
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Sounds like things went well. It can be a good thing that a woman wont have sex on the first date, it gives you an indication on what type of person she is.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Apr 2015 03:30 Post subject: |
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!!  
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Apr 2015 10:01 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Apr 2015 12:23 Post subject: |
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hahaahah, she was probably wet too
it's just that women hold their horses back on a first date, because they think they will be viewed as a "whore" if they sleep on the first date
you're good to go on the 2-nd one
where do you meet them online? dating site?
| Lutzifer wrote: | | and yes, mine is only average |
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spankie
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Apr 2015 19:09 Post subject: |
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You guys over think shit wayyyy to much.
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Apr 2015 20:01 Post subject: |
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| pistolshrimp wrote: | | You guys over think think shit wayyyy to much. |
Yup  |
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Apr 2015 20:31 Post subject: |
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She totally wants the D...
But again, what do I know 
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sun, 5th Apr 2015 20:48 Post subject: |
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said the guy who's name has the D on both ends
| Lutzifer wrote: | | and yes, mine is only average |
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| StrEagle wrote: | | said the guy who's name has the D on both ends |
And the guy who also wants the D xD
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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spankie
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Apr 2015 11:54 Post subject: |
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| spankie wrote: | She's coming over for dine+wine this evening. But I had to promise I would be, I quote, "very 'sweet'  ".
I saw her once, but I have those feelings I haven't felt in a gazillion years. I sound like a 16 yr old, damn this woman blew me off my socks  |
she blew you with a sock on your dick? |
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Apr 2015 12:40 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | | StrEagle wrote: | | said the guy who's name has the D on both ends |
And the guy who also wants the D xD |
And that on both ends too |
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| Posted: Mon, 6th Apr 2015 13:59 Post subject: |
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But I already have a D, and I play with it each day, thinking of dingo and werelds
| Lutzifer wrote: | | and yes, mine is only average |
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| StrEagle wrote: | | But I already have a D, and I play with it each day, thinking of dingo and werelds |
awwwww xD
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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I only think of dingo's 2 d's
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timechange His epic love stories were about fat and/or crazy chicks
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Apr 2015 19:19 Post subject: Re: females grmbl |
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| spankie wrote: | Sooo, long time no see guys, but just need to vent some testosterone shizzle.
Recently became single and been on some blabla dates. So I decided to finally start playing it like everybody always says it should be played. Show them what you want, be direct, and add some asshole-ness.
Just had a date with a very nice female I 'met' online (the very clear message I sent was 'Date?', she said yes). I think I played it quite well, although I did not expect it to happen, things just went quite smoothly. I walked her to her car, she had a little bit too many drinks, i got inside her car to point out the dangers of driving with too many drinks, started kissing. Nice, right. Asked her, now that i aws in the car, to drop me off at my own place (although it was only 2 min walking for me). She parked in front of my house, and i asked her to come inside. She said 'ok'. But first we went on a new kissing spree. I kissed and toucher her everywhere, the people passing by were nice supporters. But then she started playing it hard to get. 'no, i dont go inside on the first date'. And I went 'ok, bye then'. And then she dragged me inside the car, some more kissing and touching. I have a boner from here to Tokyo, but she kept refusing to come inside.... This went on for 30 min or so.
I bet she is laughing her ass off she gave me such a hard time... Damn you cute woman.
/End of rant [not the end of the huge boner, she starts sending me dirty messages]
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Hate to say it to you mate, but she was completely DTF on first date, you should have pushed a bit harder.
Translation for tinder girls:
"I'm not that kind of girl" >> She totally is that kind of girl.
"I won't be sleeping with you tonight" >> She totally will.
After:
"Wow, I've never done that before" >> She totally has, loads of times.
As a general rule, girls don't get in situations, where they could be persuaded to have sex, unless they decided to have sex all along. Would have taken you just a little more effort, and score!
inb4 feminazis.
Also, statistical advice: don't date girls, who sleep with you on first date (with 4 lines total of prior contact).
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spankie
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| Posted: Tue, 7th Apr 2015 23:05 Post subject: |
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Yeah, well I did push a lot. And she was quite convincingly on the 'No', multiple times. So, I guess the only option was semi-rape. So dunno whether she was DTF or DTFbutpreferablynot or not DTF, I don't want to test it.
And with the statistical advice. 1) There was no sex on the first date (well, using the Bill Gates definition of sex), so skank risk reduced 2) and yeah, I can also work out 1 and 1 is 2. Although we all would love to bang on the first date without any effort, it's probably preferred if she shows some sort of resistance. 3) I have the cell nr and she added me on FB (not me, but she), so I assume she won't disappear after 2 fucks? Well at least hope so, that would be strange.
In the end, we are all adults, right, as long as we are having fun and the rules are clear, what can happen? Well, you can get a broken heart, but then again, you had mighty sex and an ego boost, which is also nice. 
At least she's making me chase a bit, every man loves a chase, right? I haven't had a gazillion one night stands, but the once I had were like a bad story written 'a man walks into a bar and goes to a brunette, he offers her one drink and takes her for a dance. After 10 minutes he kisses her and proposes to go home and fuck, she goes along. After the sex he feels abused, as being a warm vibrator instead of cold plastic one'.
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