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paxsali
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2015 21:12    Post subject: I have no friends, no brain and no life...
But I'm really hungry for a tasty cup of yogurt.

Does anyone know how to open a cup of yogurt for consumption?

EDIT: can some mod move this thread to General, please? Because I want more exposure. Thanks.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2015 21:13    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2015 21:17    Post subject:
No, sorry.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2015 21:46    Post subject:
poke it with a knife and suck it out! Like menly men do!


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2015 22:28    Post subject:
i dont know about cups, but i have a sausage here that produces yoghurt, its a bit warm when its fresh, need to chill it in the fridge for a little bit.

you want some?
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2015 22:54    Post subject:
Yogurt. Is that the liquid that looks and feels like PUS?
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2015 23:08    Post subject:
Lopin18 wrote:
Yogurt. Is that the liquid that looks and feels like PUS?


Nah, you mistake it with vaginal discharge.


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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2015 23:18    Post subject:
so i take it coxsali already got raped by pumpy in DaS2 pvp? Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 25th Feb 2015 23:32    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
so i take it coxsali already got raped by pumpy in DaS2 pvp? Cool Face
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OH RIGHT IT KIND OF LOOKS LIKE YOUG--


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 00:59    Post subject:
I really dont like this guy


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 01:28    Post subject:
Well it's a valuable experience to learn how to deal with people you dislike!
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 01:37    Post subject:
I guess, You are right. Thanks, for the tip Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 02:08    Post subject:
I'll give you a spoonful of my man's yogurt Smug


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 02:37    Post subject:
HubU wrote:
I'll give you a spoonful of my man's yogurt Smug

Damn right you do!




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 03:35    Post subject:
ixigia wrote:
HubU wrote:
I'll give you a spoonful of my man's yogurt Smug

Damn right you do!




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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 03:43    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 12:35    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 13:23    Post subject:
I'll never be able to eat joghurt again. Thx ixi.


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 13:34    Post subject:
PumpAction wrote:
I'll never be able to eat joghurt again. Thx ixi.


well this white substance has been proven to often have the same origin:



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Drooling Drooling
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 13:58    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
Drooling Drooling


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 14:55    Post subject:
Wanna taste my meat and sauce men? J Browman


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 15:39    Post subject:
Only if you are a sexy shemale, which i doubt
thanks and bye


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 15:56    Post subject:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Only if you are a sexy shemale, which i doubt
thanks and bye


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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 15:58    Post subject:
so Bob would you actually bang it or suck on it?
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PostPosted: Thu, 26th Feb 2015 16:07    Post subject:
Frap Frap Guy Frap Frap Guy Frap Frap Guy

Well first bang him, and if he is nice suck a bit


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