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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 13:39    Post subject: Penis on Amazon
Yesterday i was looking on Amazon for some new undershirts. But then i stumbled over this penis

http://www.amazon.de/dp/B00MXUJAQ0/

Nice censoring going on there

LOL Mind Is Full Of Fuck Poker Face Me Gusta
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madness




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 13:46    Post subject:
Poker Face
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HIz




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 13:56    Post subject:
madness wrote:
Poker Face
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 14:05    Post subject:
hahahaha


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 14:11    Post subject:
But it makes me wonder wtf you were looking for? Very Happy


shitloads of new stuff in my pc. Cant keep track of it all.
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HIz




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 14:12    Post subject:
penis of course Laughing


Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Reaction
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Neon
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 14:26    Post subject:
Hey guise, I was totally looking for a tie on amazon, and look what I found!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00564A3JS

Haha, what a crazy coincidence! I was really looking for a tie, I have no idea how it got there!
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Ankh




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 14:30    Post subject:
Neon wrote:
Hey guise, I was totally looking for a tie on amazon, and look what I found!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00564A3JS

Haha, what a crazy coincidence! I was really looking for a tie, I have no idea how it got there!


http://www.amazon.com/Doc-Johnson-Belladonnas-Magic-Hand/dp/B001IV5I5W/ref=pd_sim_hpc_5?ie=UTF8&refRID=10MHMYA16MBQASYTYJPT

Edit: Goes well with this book (which I bought for a friend Very Happy)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Hand-Bush-Fine-Vaginal-Fisting/dp/1890159026/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1420032809&sr=8-1&keywords=hand+in+the+bush
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LeoNatan
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 15:20    Post subject:
Big deal, it's on european Amazon, and in Europe, at least for the time being, they don't consider nudity a big deal.
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DimasL




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 15:22    Post subject:
Now im afraid of the kind of emails and publicity that will show when i browse amazon or other webpages....


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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 15:41    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Big deal, it's on european Amazon, and in Europe, at least for the time being, they don't consider nudity a big deal.


Dont be such a fun spoiler Very Happy
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 16:38    Post subject:
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Last edited by Nalo on Wed, 3rd Jul 2024 06:15; edited 2 times in total
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Kristian




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 16:51    Post subject:
Bob Barnsen wrote:
Yesterday i was looking on Amazon for some new undershirts. But then i stumbled over this penis

http://www.amazon.de/dp/B00MXUJAQ0/

Nice censoring going on there

LOL Mind Is Full Of Fuck Poker Face Me Gusta


What disturbs me the most is the position he got his penis in.
That must be very uncomfy and painfull.


I hate you.
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 20:01    Post subject:
LeoNatan wrote:
Big deal, it's on european Amazon, and in Europe, at least for the time being, they don't consider nudity a big deal.


You can say that, but i bet that this slip up is only allowed as long as it's male. I'm sure you'd never find a vagina this way.
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 20:24    Post subject:
Stormwolf wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
Big deal, it's on european Amazon, and in Europe, at least for the time being, they don't consider nudity a big deal.


You can say that, but i bet that this slip up is only allowed as long as it's male. I'm sure you'd never find a vagina this way.

I really doubt that, considering that women are shown nude in many commercials across europe, including vulvas. If anything, penises are considered much more taboo, even in Europe.
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 20:36    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
LeoNatan wrote:
Big deal, it's on european Amazon, and in Europe, at least for the time being, they don't consider nudity a big deal.

Inshallah


indeed Laughing

but its only a limp got-style kawk so its ok, now if it was a proper hard-on it would be threatening and rapey, hence not ok Cool Face
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ixigia
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 22:45    Post subject:
Bob <3 Laughing
How many of these have you ordered? I can be your Iron Bull Cool Face Very Happy

It made me smile that the guy is trying to cover up the bulge in the second pic, as if he thought "damn what if we went too far..", but then in the third one is like "bah, nevermind. no regrets!" xD
no homo
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 22:55    Post subject:
well to be fair they are selling a transparent piece, so without a visible peen it would be false advertising. the law demands the cock to show himself.
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 23:10    Post subject:
Laughing

Ordered none (yet)

But i must admit that i kept looking at those pics for several minutes, because it felt so unreal to see it on something like Amazon

I guess i have to research more now, but in the female underwear department Cool Face
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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 23:13    Post subject:
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 23:14    Post subject:
Only real girls, thanks


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human_steel




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PostPosted: Wed, 31st Dec 2014 23:36    Post subject:
Isn't this girl real?
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WhiteBarbarian




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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Jan 2015 00:03    Post subject:
She is a corpse. Amazon is in agreement with local morgues to make dead girls look pretty Shifty Fellar


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ixigia
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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Jan 2015 00:53    Post subject:
WhiteBarbarian wrote:
She is a corpse. Amazon is in agreement with local morgues to make dead girls look pretty Shifty Fellar

I can see you Bob...


Pffchh
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Bob Barnsen




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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Jan 2015 00:59    Post subject:
Aww Yeah


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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Jan 2015 01:20    Post subject:
did we ever find out what's up with that gif/video?
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Jan 2015 01:26    Post subject:
Mehh, wasn't anything like i hoped. Not that i envisioned anything specific though, thanks.
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Thu, 1st Jan 2015 02:16    Post subject:
what did you envision, a combination of goatse and tubgirl on live tv? Laughing
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