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lol @ the puke and piss stories 
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| Posted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 02:40 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 02:58 Post subject: |
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Well, I once got caught fuckin one my ex girl's sister by her mother
wasn't really embarrasing and im not ashamed still, she was hot 
just lots of screaming and ting
oh, and at the USA championships for ski (sport karate international). I was prefroming a musical kata, kata to music, and my finishing move was a front flip and like land half bent down with my hands on the floor bowing to the judges. Picture the crow when he's sitting on a roof top or something. Anyway, I completely lost my bearings while flipping. I completed the move but I slammed my head full force into the ground and split my skull. Anyway, I stood up in a daze and tried tp end the kata (a traditional ending, u say shit and take a certain stance) but blacked out and cut my head open on the backside when I landed. I woke up in the hospital with a severe concusion and I didnt win  Won the next year tho, for fighting mind u but still.
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Jenni
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| Posted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 05:14 Post subject: |
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My waters broke in my bosses brand new BMW.
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| Posted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 05:18 Post subject: |
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hahahahahahah
wow! aahahhahahahaha
The worst I had was when I was three in preschool and I shat my pants and I stood naked in front of everyone waiting for my sister to come w/ a new pair of pants for me.
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 06:30 Post subject: |
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| Injurious wrote: | hahahahahahah
wow! aahahhahahahaha
The worst I had was when I was three in preschool and I shat my pants and I stood naked in front of everyone waiting for my sister to come w/ a new pair of pants for me. |
HAHAHAHA
thats fuckin funny man - were u crying while standing naked and with shit on u? cuz that'd be priceless |
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Mutantius
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Location: In Elektro looking for beans
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Rofl_Mao
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Location: Nederland
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| Posted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 10:52 Post subject: |
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I broke the toilet seat once, when I tried to remove a stubborn piece of faeces, that would not let go of my rectum, by bouncing up and down.
| Lopin18 wrote: | I think you played too much Fallout 3, Pedo Perk acquired.  |
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| Posted: Sat, 9th Jul 2005 16:03 Post subject: |
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SycoShaman
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 21:33 Post subject: |
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Heres a story about putting my foot in my mouth.
A good friend of mine recently had a little boy. So hes sending me pictures from his webcam, but he trying to take the picture while holding his new son. Needless to say the kid was in alot of very funny poses, " So i said as a joke, man fix those pictures, your kid looks retarded" . Well six month later i was out with his sister. She starts saying "Isnt that so horable about his son, it must be so hard on them" I say " What do you mean, whats so horable" She said " You didnt know, He has Downs Syndrome" I said nothing. Of all the words i had to use.
Im an ass..LOL
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 21:40 Post subject: |
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ooh shit
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 21:54 Post subject: |
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Me and a few friend was cycling home from school. We were cycling with a hot classmate for once and my friend gets an idea on how to impress her. So he kicks on my fron wheel making me loose grip from the handlebars with one hand. But I still have enough grip to keep going, so he kicks the wheel making it turn 90 degrees in one direction.
The bike comes to a halt very quicly making me do a frontflip over the handlebars and hit the ground with my back first. That hurt :O, so every time i try to talk to the girl she just laughs at me cus she saw the whole thing.
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nouseforaname
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Bigperm
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| Posted: Tue, 12th Jul 2005 22:26 Post subject: |
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post in here plz
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| Posted: Sun, 30th Oct 2005 23:34 Post subject: |
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bump.
I WANT YOU STORIES
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ChinUp
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 00:39 Post subject: |
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Fucked the supervisors wife & made a kid ... boy o boy was that a cock up .. she didn’t even do it for me I was just trying to get her off my back ..
now there is a boy named Dante who hasn’t ever met his dad . must be around 9 now .. hurts just to think about it
"Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in & out of favor." ~ Frost
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 00:53 Post subject: |
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wow.
big confesion there m8
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Cohen
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 01:15 Post subject: |
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went on a trip with my friend and booked a hotel. Turns out we got a double bed rather than a twin bed room. We had to sleep head-to-toe. Not fun, especially as i was dreaming of eating the most delicious chocolate pudding and when my friend woke up he had a spoon in his ass.
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 02:14 Post subject: |
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Today I went flying. I hadn't flown for 2 weeks. I got all buckled up, went through the procedure (after checking the exterior of the plane), was about to turn the key, and hey! The stupid fucking little engine compartment door to check the oil was left open by me. After dealing with that getting back into the plane, I practiced crosswind takeoffs. Bad Idea. I almost crashed into the fucking tower.
Oh and I lost my credit card, and had to cancel it today, as well.
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 03:30 Post subject: |
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Some of my less fortunate moments in short:
1. Falling asleep while driving a truck in a small military convoy.
I was only off for a few seconds and I ended up in the other lane - almost killing a women and her kid in a small car. Luckily I saved it with a quick reaction.
2. Getting one of my teachers to pay for a lot of alcohol and then left him with the bill.
My business teacher paid for a lot of alcohol at some party so I drank most of it, dragging him drunk to town just to get him to pay for more. I also smoked both his packs of cigs, left him with the bill and then I went home to sleep.
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 04:38 Post subject: |
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i remember in kindergarden standing ontop of a slide ready to go down, before i did that I pissed my pants and then slide down it.
All i can remember is watching other kids slide down and behind me in my own piss and see the teacher come running across trying to stop them
hehe
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SycoShaman
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| Posted: Mon, 31st Oct 2005 04:55 Post subject: |
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Not so great moments.....
Well, one time, when I was doing martial arts 7 days a week, 5-7 hours a day, I trained with a buncha crazy ass guys and i was the youngest (i started training with them when i was 14 or 15 - the next youngest guy was 21). Anyway, one day me and this guy were talking about kungfu and i was makin fun of their sissy ass kata's...I was a blue belt at the time (although, belts were simply for tournaments, the only person who wore a belt was the kwan ja nim (grandmaster)). Well, kwan ja nim heard this (he was standing within strikin distance of me). Next thing i felt was a fuckin train hittin my chest/upper abs and flying backwards...he was demonstrating the effectiveness of Soft Hand Kung FU....I had a fuckin purple and black hand print of my chest and a dirty bruise on my back for like a month and he broke 3 ribs and cracked two...I havent talked shit since i had a big mouth up until that point, never pissed him off or disrespected another style again. Still, that didnt save me when it came time to do pain tolerance
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Anyway I got dressed and left before she got outta the shower and haven't seen her since but I was pretty embarrassed and I can only imagine what she thought when she saw it.
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