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tw1st
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Location: New Jersey
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2014 16:03 Post subject: |
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At least they don't fly.... when I lived in Florida those motherfuckers had wings!
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StarSpeak
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Location: Fascism's Paradise
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2014 16:08 Post subject: |
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the human variety is even worse (yes, got fucked on craigslist again).
piracy isn't a hobby, it's a way of life
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2014 16:45 Post subject: |
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eat them. they're delicious and quite exquisite with garlic. 
>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>>>> ♪ Viva La Vida ♪ <<<<<< <<<<< <<<<<< <<<
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2014 17:32 Post subject: |
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| tw1st wrote: | | At least they don't fly.... when I lived in Florida those motherfuckers had wings! |
 Florida skunk roaches, they are big, they fly AND they spit stinking ROACH GOO at you if you chase them.
Yeah try and complain about your tiny, non-flying, non-stinking, non-spitting roaches now motherfuckers. |
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2014 18:54 Post subject: |
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Good thing we don't have that here =P
You can diss Canada all you want, but at last we don't have huge ugly insects here!
*insert known Canadian personality joke here*
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2014 19:10 Post subject: |
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| Sin317 wrote: | | while you can't "turn gay", you can cut off your balls. believe me, you'll never think of women again. |
| zmed wrote: | | Or just a defense mechanism. If you fart, you'll most definitely smell it so your brain tells you it ain't bad as strangerfarts. |
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| Posted: Fri, 22nd Aug 2014 20:04 Post subject: |
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Oh ours fly too. How do u think it hit the fan.
Ugh i dont want to go home and see thwt shit on the wall....
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deelix
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2014 19:12 Post subject: |
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You won't believe it, but here goes....
A few weeks ago I was sitting here in front of my PC, drinking a Guinness and playing some Heroes and Generals. It was late, probably about 3AM, and hence dark apart from the basking glow of my monitor.
Anyway, as I took a swig I couldn't help but notice what felt like whiskers tickling the upper part of my lip. "Huh, that's strange", I thought to myself - but I wrote it off as the Guinness being extra bubbly and me just being tired, and hence, paranoid.
A few minutes pass by, and I take another drink. I feel the same sensation again. This time I freak the fuck out, grab the bottle, run to the bathroom and proceed to empty what was left (about a quarter) into the sink. Much to my horror, a HUGE fucking roach falls out of the bottle. The motherfucker must have crawled in after I had opened it and didn't notice as I was playing.
But wait, that's not all! The bastard looked, for all intents and purposes, dead. So I grab at tissue, pick the nasty fucker up, and discard him in the waste basket opposite the sink. The next morning, as I'm taking a leak, much to my astonishment (and yet again horror), the fucking thing is sitting there, perched on the waste basket, eying me! I'm not sure if he had drunk himself into a comatose stupor while drowning in the beer, or what, but there he was. Remarkably resilient fucking thing.
A can of hair spray and open flame was then used to "solve" the problem.
Morale of the story kids - NEVER leave your drink uncovered at night. And never show an ounce of mercy towards these demonic fucking things!
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2014 20:52 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2014 21:02 Post subject: |
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| Immunity wrote: | Anyway, as I took a swig I couldn't help but notice what felt like whiskers tickling the upper part of my lip. "Huh, that's strange", I thought to myself - but I wrote it off as the Guinness being extra bubbly and me just being tired, and hence, paranoid.
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 aa he gave you a smoochy kiss, how nice when's the wedding |
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| Posted: Sat, 23rd Aug 2014 23:19 Post subject: |
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I think it's mostly because of the climate here, it can get quite cold in the winter. Also, the small city where I live, we have pretty good food hygiene in the restaurants and takeaways. I don't recall ever hearing about an infestation around here. Maybe in some areas in Birmingham (big city with some run down areas), which is about 15 miles from me.
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