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 Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 13:06 Post subject: underwear question |
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Does anyone know if theres any kind of boxers or briefs thats able to hide an erect penis? My dick is prone to getting erect really easily which makes wearing anything but jeans somewhat of a nightmare.
Going out with my gf in a few days and Im thinking of wearing a suit but Im freaking out at the possiblity of getting a hard on when im around her and then not being able to leave our table.
Also I know this thread is very lol worthy but its something I've had to live with all my life and its getting harder (pun intented) all the time...
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 13:26 Post subject: |
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Try a jockstrap! Erection wont show and it will look like you have a huge lunch!
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 13:28 Post subject: |
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@ deadpoetic Thnx, thats not a bad idea actually...
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 13:35 Post subject: |
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take a belt and strap it to your leg.
unless its longer than your thigh, then you can just say its your injured knee sticking out.
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 13:48 Post subject: |
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Hehehe 
Fap A LOT before going out 
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 13:51 Post subject: |
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what in the fuck ...
wrap it up around ur waist with tape.
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 14:17 Post subject: |
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| Acer wrote: | | @ deadpoetic Thnx, thats not a bad idea actually... |
Just be sure to go to the bathroom to remove it if it's starting to get serious
...or prepare a really good explanation hahaha!
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garus
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 14:37 Post subject: |
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Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:49; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 14:43 Post subject: |
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| moosenoodles wrote: | what in the fuck ...
wrap it up around ur waist with tape. |
Jupp, like every other normal person. |
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 15:46 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 15:51 Post subject: |
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Yeah I can get a boner sitting on the bus from the vibrations. If im on a public place and I see a hot chick my penis goes ding etc etc
Wearing jeans I can place it in a way so it wont show but wearing softer pants dont leave much room for anything unfortunetly...
The only thing that helps when I have a boner is singing Dont worry be happy in my head
Dont mess with God, he can impregnate your girlfriend/wife without taking his pants off!
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 15:58 Post subject: |
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The worst for me is 'EMHO Woddy' or 'early morning hard on', you wake up and it's looking at you and is hard as an elephant's leg so you can't even take a piss so I just use it to wash my face instead.
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 16:30 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | Kinda like this: (NSFW!)
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I always keep mine like that. Doesnt show through pants, and you can play with it from your pockets.
I hate you.
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 17:46 Post subject: |
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Thanks god I have a penis that is considered small even by Asian standards   |
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 18:20 Post subject: |
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 18:38 Post subject: |
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Boxer briefs should suffice, even prevents the hardest boner from 'tenting it up'. Don't go for cheap ones tho, go for the quality ones.
If for some reason that's not an option you can always get one of those protection cups, used them when I did Muy Thai and good ones sit comfy enough. They hardly show (unless you want to wear yoga pants  )
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 18:52 Post subject: |
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Hide it with her hands / head
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ixigia
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 19:22 Post subject: |
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| Acer wrote: | Yeah I can get a boner sitting on the bus from the vibrations. If im on a public place and I see a hot chick my penis goes ding etc etc
The only thing that helps when I have a boner is singing Dont worry be happy in my head |
monica
P.S. Don't ever go to a nudist beach! xD
| dingo_d wrote: | | Just to be clear, I found the image on tumblr My dick is for me my bf and ixi once in a while <3 lol |
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 19:51 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 21:09 Post subject: |
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#bigdickproblems #nfohump
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 21:31 Post subject: |
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some one gets easily excited. lol. high sex drive.
get it looked at. it's unnatural. no need to hide it.
but it is hulthy. so \o/
hiding is stupid and idiotic. if you get hard because you're with your gf, you let her know and she'll be flattered. if she's a prude and is all ewww perv... gtfo... and makes a serious scene... she ain't into you. Once you make small talk about it, make yourself calm about it, it will go do down. Freaking out about it won't help. Accept your high sex drive, maybe she'll drop a fork under the table and go in under to see where the blow job went. I mean fork. Y'know, is ok Don't stress. A healthy penis is a good penis and penis you should be proud of. When you're 70 and your penis is weak, then you should be worried. Not when it is healthy and strong like bull!
Don't stress. In public, yis. You may be in a bus and the vibrations make you nice and hard and glorious! and then suddenly a bus load of kids. Then you got yourself trouble till the end of life. Get it under control. Erect penuses aren't easy to hide. If you wear tight undies (sort of tight) tuck it upwards so when it gets huuurd it goes upward toward your belly and not outward toward the people. It works. I used to do it when I was in skools.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 21:40 Post subject: |
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| scaramonga wrote: | | Lot of e-peni talk in here, with most talking shit lol, still, funny |
we like anal... got a problem with that? the moto of the hump... fhitb.
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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WaldoJ
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| Posted: Wed, 16th Apr 2014 22:23 Post subject: |
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are you using anal as anal cavity for to be used in anal sex as in bum sex as in dirty stinky poop covered penis as in ass to mouth sex?
or anal as in anal retentive? as in strict? as in compulsive? as in picky? as in you so anal girl y u no let me touch your brown eye?
what you? you broked my brain....
| Sin317 wrote: | | I win, you lose. Or Go fuck yourself. |
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