My shocking realisation...
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cirithungol




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 02:28    Post subject: My shocking realisation...
> It's 2005
> I buy F.E.A.R. and play multiplayer erry day
> I start to make friends on servers when I play
> Whenever they join and I say "Hi!" to my friends
> Sometimes they give a confused "Hi" back, sometimes they don't respond at all
> I wonder why they aren't talking as much, why they don't remember me, but I'm happy to see them online nonetheless, and other times they talk more so all is good.
> After many years and so many great memories of games with my good pals, I eventually stop playing and move onto other games Crying or Very sad

> Cut to today - I decide to look for my old F.E.A.R. pals Joueur, Giocatore, Jugador and Spieler to see if they are still playing/are on Steam etc
> So excited I might be able to reconnect with my old friends So Much Win

> mfw I realise these are just default player names for different countries (basically 'Player' in French, German etc...)
> Forever Alone mfw I realise I never had any friends on F.E.A.R.


chiv wrote:
don't quote me on that
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 02:30    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 04:26    Post subject:
LOL Forever Alone
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 04:52    Post subject:
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 05:54    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 07:53    Post subject:


Did you at least find some of em?


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 08:25    Post subject:


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 08:49    Post subject:
Cool Face or not still LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 08:54    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 09:04    Post subject:
No way are you this lucky Very Happy Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 09:11    Post subject:
Lik dis if u cry evry tiem
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 12:06    Post subject:
and it didn't strike you as strange to find them on almost every server ?
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 12:13    Post subject:
oh wow Laughing


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 12:57    Post subject:
bloodian wrote:
and it didn't strike you as strange to find them on almost every server ?


but he only played on his favourite server, the one he saved under his favourites,
server 127.0.0.1 Forever Alone
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 13:35    Post subject:
Laughing Laughing Laughing Crying or Very sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 13:53    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
bloodian wrote:
and it didn't strike you as strange to find them on almost every server ?


but he only played on his favourite server, the one he saved under his favourites,
server 127.0.0.1 Forever Alone



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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 13:58    Post subject:
Haha good one Laughing


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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 14:20    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
bloodian wrote:
and it didn't strike you as strange to find them on almost every server ?


but he only played on his favourite server, the one he saved under his favourites,
server 127.0.0.1 Forever Alone


this is geting creepy. I'm starting to believe he really played on 127.0.0.1 shooting at walls shouting "die Giocatore" while having a chat with his dear nonexistent friends Spieler und Joueur who never seemed to remember him and didn't really talk much.

im outta here
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 14:29    Post subject:





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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 14:46    Post subject:
I honestly expected that he later realized that he was playing against bots Very Happy


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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 15:01    Post subject:
wait what?
i thought he realized he was playing against bots in the end Laughing

if i knew what he was playing online right now, i would join the game as Giocatore
and say "hi dear old friend, long time no see!" Cool Face
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bloodian




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 16:33    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
wait what?
i thought he realized he was playing against bots in the end Laughing

if i knew what he was playing online right now, i would join the game as Giocatore
and say "hi dear old friend, long time no see!" Cool Face


nope. in the last century when you didn't have to register to some shitty service to play your games online (mostly) devs set a default name for you in the game settings like "player" or "spieler".

Cirith always thought these were the same people (how ? i don't fucking know) - you know, his close friends.
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The_Zeel




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 16:36    Post subject:
i know, i was just trolling Wink
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 16:59    Post subject:
The_Zeel wrote:
i know, i was just trolling Wink


sorry Sad it's really hard to keep up on who's serious and who's not in threads like these Very Happy
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cirithungol




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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 18:02    Post subject:
Guise, where is the ?


chiv wrote:
don't quote me on that
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 21:53    Post subject:
I can imagine cirithungol having discussions with spam bots about knockoff designer shoes etc.
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PostPosted: Mon, 31st Mar 2014 23:25    Post subject:
Laughing
There there Cirithungol, don't be too ashamed of yourself. Bots are better people than real people! (especially in online shooters). They are fair, don't cheat, don't call you campernoob, don't want to fuck your mother. You can have my feels xD
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