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kalato
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 Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 16:57 Post subject: Interview |
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Hi!
My friend has an interview next week and he asked me what he could do at it, he got this sent to him:
‘5 Minutes to Impress’
This activity is exactly what it sounds like. You will have 5 minutes to impress us! Sometimes you might leave an interview feeling like you haven’t had an opportunity to really sell yourself. We would like to give you the chance to really let us know who you are, what makes you special and unique, and why we simply must offer you the chance to join our team. There are no restrictions (but one... no PowerPoint please) – you can talk about / do anything you like whether it is work related or a passion outside of work.
I said dance lol but in all seriousness what do you think he could do?
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Saner
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 17:02 Post subject: |
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2 wanks in 5 minutes whilst watching Thatcher's funeral would be pretty impressive.
The wanking parts east, stomaching the Tory love in is nauseating though
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 17:11 Post subject: |
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| Saner wrote: | 2 wanks in 5 minutes whilst watching Thatcher's funeral would be pretty impressive.
The wanking parts east, stomaching the Tory love in is nauseating though |
I reckon he should do smash the pasty..... |
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Saner
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 17:13 Post subject: |
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haha he could dig her up and perform on stage for them 
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Of course obviously you couldn't count the digging and transport of the witch in the 5 minutes.
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 17:39 Post subject: |
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He should simply tell them "If I wanted to impress people I would have applied to the circus".
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Saner
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 17:51 Post subject: |
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| WhiteBarbarian wrote: | | He should simply tell them "If I wanted to impress people I would have applied to the circus". |
and then knock one out ?
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa! |
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kalato
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 17:54 Post subject: |
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Well it doesn't take 5 minutes to knock one out, for me anyway.
I like bum.
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 18:17 Post subject: |
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| kalato wrote: | | Well it doesn't take 5 minutes to knock one out, for me anyway. |
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Saner
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 18:22 Post subject: |
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| kalato wrote: | | Well it doesn't take 5 minutes to knock one out, for me anyway. |
Do it twice, Shows stamina and determination
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa! |
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Nalo
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 18:26 Post subject: |
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 19:25 Post subject: |
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Just say "no comment" and leave. Keeps it mysterious, leaves them guessing.
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ixigia
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 19:54 Post subject: |
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This is one hell of a weird interview for something that is supposed to be job-oriented and "serious", are you sure that it doesn't involve black leather couches? xD The 5 minutes thingy would perfectly fit the scenario as well.
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Morphineus
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 20:09 Post subject: |
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| ixigia wrote: | | This is one hell of a weird interview for something that is supposed to be job-oriented and "serious", are you sure that it doesn't involve black leather couches? xD The 5 minutes thingy would perfectly fit the scenario as well. |
First thought I had when reading, but I thought my Tyson would be too irritating already xD |
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Przepraszam
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| Posted: Thu, 20th Mar 2014 20:11 Post subject: |
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He will probably end up selling Knifes or HerbaLife 
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