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StrEagle




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 18:11    Post subject:


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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 18:53    Post subject:
so I've told her the truth. fuck it. like a fuckin man.
she took it well.. asked me if I would like her to come to the hospital with me this weekend.
I told her I can have sex after a month.. but the truth is.. after 2-3 months lol. It depends on how quickly the wound heals.
the erections after the surgery will be very painful..so I've heard Sad





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frogster




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PostPosted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 20:12    Post subject:
http://www.danricketts.net/Circ%20Q&A.htm

if you are in romania (according to your location), i would be scared as hell about the hospitals/doctors here.
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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Mar 2014 05:47    Post subject:
it's a private clinic. and don't make generalizations such as all the doctors here are bad.
hope all goes well





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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Mar 2014 09:24    Post subject:
let me tell you about my last visit on a hospital (same country as you). the bigest and the best in brasov. (nonprivate).

i had a complication after a toth removal, it gets infected.
my dental medic (a really good one), which is also a surgeon said that it can cut me open and as long i can find someone which can inject me with penicillin i will be ok. but no ... i pay taxes since 15 years ago, so i want to get treatment at a hospital.
so it send me to emergency (spitalul judetean brasov).
like is said, is a big hospital.
i get into a room, i begun to regret that i'm not allowed to get my own sheets.
nurse: i see that you will go to surgery tomorow, i need to give you penicillin. well ... you need to buy it, we dont have. wtf ? emergency hospital without penicillin. ok. fine. i get up from bed in my pijamas, cause i must go to buy it, i go and get it.
i dont get anything to eat that evening cause you know we have some tests to do, and after we finish, is already to late. i dint miss to much anyway from what i saw.
in the morning they woke me up, and hurry to surgery. in the rush i forgot the allmighty envelope with "atention" for the doctor. results ? it cut me open without anesthetic (cause you are a man, you can take it) and for a god 2 minute scratched the inside of my gums with a point metal stick. to let the infection out. she stopped right at time, trough the excruciating pain i was trying to think how to strangle her.
they move back to my room and serve me breakfast. well hello, how the fuck can i eat it ? i was unable to eat for one more week, i feed myself with a straw and soup. ofcourse, no such thing in hospital, my wife bring it to me, and i eat in the courtyard for the rest of 3 days i stayed there.
next day another surgery, for remains. this time i told her that if she dont give me a local anestezic i will break her head. fortunately, she toked me seriously. cause i would have break her head.

and i have a lot of more horror storyes about hospitals and doctors. from myself and friends. there is noone i know that it can say he had a good experience with the state healthcare system. you can call this "generalizations"...

good choice with a private clinic. because for sure i would not let any public doctor in a public hospital go with a knife near my penis.


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Mar 2014 09:43    Post subject:
O.o

Wth :S


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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Mar 2014 09:54    Post subject:
Yep, that's slightly worse than Croatian health care Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue, 11th Mar 2014 11:09    Post subject:
people bitch about healthcare everywhere, but it does sound much worse than estonia Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 05:17    Post subject:
back home after spending 24 hours in the hospital.
business went well except a minor thing..the frenulum was very close to the urethra and the doctor told me that he had to make a little cut near the urethra.now i pee with 2 holes..and I think this is the reason?! maybe im wrong but I think this is why. and it burns when peeing.
im a little worried. how the fuck is he gonna fix this. ill have another appointment in 4 days with him to see the progress.





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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 09:14    Post subject:
if he dint warn you about that, call him and tell him now.
dont wait 4 days. in case it is an infection, in 4 days you will be in very big trouble.
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 09:45    Post subject:
frogster wrote:
if he dint warn you about that, call him and tell him now.
dont wait 4 days. in case it is an infection, in 4 days you will be in very big trouble.


This.

And for 2 holes... that's weird, but now you can get a PA without any piercing xD


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 09:49    Post subject:
try wanking and see whether you can also blow your load from 2 holes Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 10:06    Post subject:
I think it's normal to pee from 2 holes 1 day after the surgery. Even 3 or 4 days.
Your little friend just need some time to get back to normal. Very Happy
Nothing to worry about, but you can call your doctor just to be sure. Wink
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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 13:35    Post subject:
called the doctor and made the appointment for friday.
told him about the 2 holes and he said that it's normal and it will be fixed.
I didnt ask him how. how the fuck will this be solved. Sad





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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 13:42    Post subject:
hot glue gun


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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 13:50    Post subject:
Laurentiu499 wrote:
how the fuck will this be solved. Sad


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PostPosted: Mon, 17th Mar 2014 13:55    Post subject:
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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Mar 2014 18:44    Post subject:
well...i got all wind up for nothing. the 2 holes magically became just one and now everything is ok from this pov.
saw the doctor today. he said the healing goes well. no infection. stopped taking the antibiotics.
the stitches are still there. the night time erections sometimes wake me up and are kinda painful for a few seconds.





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PostPosted: Fri, 21st Mar 2014 22:08    Post subject:
Glad to hear that, soon you can go back tapping hoes' booties like nothing happened Cool Face Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Mar 2014 00:35    Post subject:
http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/episodes/s13e01-the-ring

there's a whole episode that teaches you not to get random BJs.
Cartman was like "average american woman's mouth is the filthiest place on earth and you can get STDs" and I was like... Cartman is just being fucking dumb again..

not this time Smile all men should watch that episode.

edit: deleted "haha" because i'm sorry for you bro Sad


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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Mar 2014 00:36    Post subject:
^Something like 1 in 5 American college girls have STDs. It's like playing Russian roulette with your dick


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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Mar 2014 01:23    Post subject:
@Laurentiu499 Are you still speaking to the girl you mentioned in your original post?

I can't believe you told her the truth. My first reply was meant to be taken as the complete opposite of what you should do. I thought it would have been obvious.


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PostPosted: Sat, 22nd Mar 2014 04:06    Post subject:
yep. still talking with her. she said yesterday she misses me. Laughing
i couldn't come up with a good lie to justify the fact that I can't see her for 2 weeks > ergo truth. Smile

I thought you were being sincere. Didn't detect any sarcasm. Very Happy

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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2014 06:30    Post subject:
Wear a condom?
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PostPosted: Sun, 30th Mar 2014 07:46    Post subject:
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Laurentiu499




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PostPosted: Mon, 5th May 2014 15:15    Post subject:
6 weeks after and everything has healed up pretty nicely. now its time for a test drive. Very Happy





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