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 Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 19:07 Post subject: surgery, girls and life sucks |
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basically after receiving some oral from a dumb bitch i got an STD which caused phimosis.
next weekend im getting my dick cut aka circumcision.
in the last few weeks i met a nice girl ..fooled around with her at her house ..and next weekend she invited me again alluring sex.
I didnt tell her about this small issue with my penis...so I'm thinking lying her and telling that im going on a fuckin business trip for a month to buy me some time.
any thoughts?! better lies anybody?
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Saner
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 19:12 Post subject: |
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that's what you get for screwing around with hookers
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I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 19:14 Post subject: |
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Tell her the truth. Do you really want to start a new relationship with lies? Just tell her you have an STD and extra dick skin. She will appreciate the honesty and like you even more! gl.
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 19:16 Post subject: |
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STD's are no joke. You don't need to tell her, just skip sex, pretend you're needed elsewhere. I get wanting to get your dick wet, BUT STD'S.
What the fuck Laurentiu, how is this a fucking issue.
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 19:19 Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | basically after receiving some oral from a dumb bitch i got an STD which caused phimosis. |
you dont get that instantly, its a gradual issue where the skin becomes scar tissue and folds over and you end up with a donut on ur dick, doctors tend to go "hey if u can still pee and ur ok with it just like that its not an issue", try having sex and ull burn the fuck out ur skin forever in discomfort lol.
so strange an opening of "suddenly" getting phimosis  |
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 20:03 Post subject: |
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it wasnt suddenly. it happened a year ago. it was gradually...i noticed the scars but i kinda ignored it?! idk.. and now. yeah. phimosis.
now I don't have any STD. did some blood tests for all kinds of STDs and HIV. fuck . i was kinda scared. all negative. thank God.
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 20:14 Post subject: |
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Lol, its ok its nothing major this shit even happens to new borns. My son got it when he was 4-5 and had to have the snip, my old man got it when he was 70... Out of nowhere.
sometimes you can get a partial cut retaining the use of the skin, but not sure what the requirements for that to happen are.
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 20:28 Post subject: |
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You don't need to mention the STD part (as long as you are, indeed, free of STDs), but telling her about the surgery would be ideal. No need to lie about that, phimosis is (I guess) a common issue.
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 20:32 Post subject: |
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| Invasor wrote: | | You don't need to mention the STD part (as long as you are, indeed, free of STDs), but telling her about the surgery would be ideal. No need to lie about that, phimosis is (I guess) a common issue. |
yeah its when ur cock is so big it needs the extra skin to grow into. Its kinda a complimentary medical issue  |
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 20:39 Post subject: |
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Well, circumcision is usually a good thing from woman's point of view, you can do her longer and there's a less chance for penile cancer due to less chance for infections (and yes, you can use this as an excuse if asked why you have no foreskin).
But yeah, if you are cured, don't mention STD part. I mean, no matter how you explain that you got it from a slut while being out of relationship, in her mind it will just be remembered as "he likes to fuck sluts and will probably cheat me at some time".
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 20:59 Post subject: |
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Just tell her you converted to Judaism or Islam and you needed your penis cut. Problem solved!
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 21:40 Post subject: |
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hahahahha thats a good one. Just tell her You are not ready or smth
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 21:50 Post subject: |
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That's a HARD situation you've got yourself in 
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 21:53 Post subject: |
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fuck her right in the pussy then tell her your favorite movie
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if it's not infectious i don't see the need to tell her.
would you liked if she had some std and didn't tell you? |
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 23:34 Post subject: |
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Gee Laurentiu, stop banging these skanks from el cheapo street ffs, have some dignity son 
Just kidding, hope everything goes well for you and your poor penis (in the worst case scenario, doctors might cut it off completely, but thankfully it doesn't happen very often).
I wouldn't tell her as long as you're ok-ish now, because that would kill off the relationship before it even starts, unless she's understanding and doesn't care about that lustful el cheapo street habit of yours of course xD
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zipfero
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| Posted: Sun, 9th Mar 2014 23:53 Post subject: |
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you can get a circumcision for many reasons, one being narrow foreskin. Can happen to ppl in any age.
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 00:09 Post subject: |
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You'd have to be retarded to mantion anything STD-related or dick-surgery to a spanking new partner. (Since you're not actually infected and it's gonna be a nonfactor soon)
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 05:19 Post subject: |
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Tell her your little buddy needs an operation, if she asks why, don't mention the ugly truth, but you could tell that you'd know the operation was needed at some point and as it got a worse in the last time the operation couldn't be postponed any longer.
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RatKing
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 08:57 Post subject: |
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If this girl has a problem with you getting a needed medical procedure I don't think she's worth your time.
Remember that lies tend to backfire sooner or later. Better to be relatively honest while leaving certain details out.
| Guy_Incognito wrote: | | and there's a less chance for penile cancer due to less chance for infections (and yes, you can use this as an excuse if asked why you have no foreskin). |
That has long since been proven wrong.
http://www.cirp.org/library/disease/cancer/
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 09:34 Post subject: |
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Phimosis from std?! Never heard of that. Usually it's a condition you're born with. Unless you get some kind of std that makes your glans bigger so that you can no longer pull the foreskin over glans xD
Also that part about circularized guys being less prone to cancer and std infection is a bullshit. Because If you stick your dick into an infected area, it really won't matter if you have foreskin or not 
Use protection kids 
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 09:41 Post subject: |
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Tell her you need it shortened as ladies say you are hurting them and you got bored starring in Monster Cocks.
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 10:17 Post subject: |
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just tell her about circumcision.
dont mention diseases or so. say that you have issues during sex or something because the skin is to tight.
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 10:27 Post subject: |
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getting phimosis from stds and fungal infections is a real thing. U could also try stretching, but if circumcision doesnt bother you, go ahead.
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 10:49 Post subject: |
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Tell her you're getting the 'Buffalo Bill' treatment at the clinic next month meaning you're getting a gigantic dick enlargement operation and you can't have sex before the 'Buffalo Bill' everyone knows that, otherwise it might explode.
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RatKing
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 12:43 Post subject: |
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| dingo_d wrote: | Also that part about circularized guys being less prone to cancer and std infection is a bullshit. Because If you stick your dick into an infected area, it really won't matter if you have foreskin or not
Use protection kids |
True, true and true.
When in doubt leave it out. |
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| Posted: Mon, 10th Mar 2014 15:39 Post subject: |
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