I think the only correct course of action now is to take another page from book of Sellob and show the girl this thread. I think it could be a nice conversation starter...
@Xenthalon
It's saturday night. And for me the wait sucks even more, haha. So many scenario's already crossed my mind how it could go. What her problem is, how the night will go. It ended everytime with a happy ending though And if it goes well'and she likes me she then she can't see me for about a month because of my surgery next week.
Any fool with a dick can make a baby, but only a real man can raise his children - furious styles
Feels good to be a fool when you know someone else is gonna take care of the mess you've made.
When I want kids I'll have my own when/if I'm financially ready.
Firemaster you fool, you can't get children by self-insemination. ESPECIALLY NOT IF YOU DO IT ORALLY! So stop it and wipe the corners of your mouth, you look silly!
Haha, the poll is reality
If possible, I'm more curious than you are! I wish I could be your portable Pygmalion just to admire the sexy encounter with the surprise in the middle. xD
Haha, the poll is reality
If possible, I'm more curious than you are! I wish I could be your portable Pygmalion just to admire the sexy encounter with the surprise in the middle. xD
it could be 2 surprises, have you gone to reddit lately?
just get ones that has "Fuck" on die one and "Butt" on die two.
Then just pray she does not have a cock
ragnarus wrote:
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
I have a version of these dices I got from a friend. Don't know who retard made them as they're exactly identical and have half actions and half targets.
So you can get combinations like "lick lick" and "neck nipple".
Buffalo Bill could neck a nipple, but only in a shot of vodka.
ragnarus wrote:
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
I bought them on my way home, haha. I never felt so awkward in a sex shop...all those big pink dildo's!!! Should have bought one for extra pleasure
I probably won't use them tomorrow, but you never know
On a more probable scenario, she could've gotten sick and that changed her mindset, like really sick and then got cured.
If it's that she has/had an STD or is pregnant/has kids, there's only one thing you should do.
Yep, that's right!
If she hid something that big, then who knows what more could she have under the table.
And at your age, you really don't need someone elses kids, no matter what you say.
Oh, and please don't count on sex if it's none of above. You really don't want to come out as a wierdo. Also, try being romantic by being less romantic and more misterious and a bit hard-to-read.
I bought them on my way home, haha. I never felt so awkward in a sex shop...all those big pink dildo's!!! Should have bought one for extra pleasure
I probably won't use them tomorrow, but you never know
I bought them on my way home, haha. I never felt so awkward in a sex shop...all those big pink dildo's!!! Should have bought one for extra pleasure
I probably won't use them tomorrow, but you never know
It was my first and last purchase in a sex shop
When all else fails, there's nothing better than some intimate self pleasure, you shouldn't be ashamed of that purchase!
I bought them on my way home, haha. I never felt so awkward in a sex shop...all those big pink dildo's!!! Should have bought one for extra pleasure
I probably won't use them tomorrow, but you never know
I read what you posted in a hurry and i thought it said you bought some pink dildos. Then i thought boy this guy is optimistic, first date and already pink dildos...
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
I bought them on my way home, haha. I never felt so awkward in a sex shop...all those big pink dildo's!!! Should have bought one for extra pleasure
I probably won't use them tomorrow, but you never know
I read what you posted in a hurry and i thought it said you bought some pink dildos. Then i thought boy this guy is optimistic, first date and already pink dildos...
I bought them on my way home, haha. I never felt so awkward in a sex shop...all those big pink dildo's!!! Should have bought one for extra pleasure
I probably won't use them tomorrow, but you never know
I read what you posted in a hurry and i thought it said you bought some pink dildos. Then i thought boy this guy is optimistic, first date and already pink dildos...
Yeah now i see you bought condoms
The condoms I already had, I bought the dice
Oh that explains my bewilderment on why someone would buy condoms in a sex shop.
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And if it goes well'and she likes me she then she can't see me for about a month because of my surgery next week.
