Things that boys do! Funny as hell!
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BluE FriskY




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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Oct 2005 22:56    Post subject: Things that boys do! Funny as hell!
---Translated from hebrew, sorry for any mistakes or typo's--
-- I translated only the best ones IMO, or the easy ones --

There is no boy who didn't piss and tried to aim for the thing that makes the toilet's water blue
There is no boy who doesn't check if the the water flow in the shower doesn't get to the ceiling
There's no boy who didn't fart under his blanket and didn't go under it to smell it
There's no boy who didn't try to clean the sticky poo in toilet by pissing on it
There's no boy who didn't put his dick between his legs to see if pussy fits for him
There's no boy who didn't try to move his dick up and down with his dick muscles
There's no boy who doesn't wet hot water on the wall while in the shower and then leans on it
There's no boy who didn't try to put his legs on the wall while sleeping to get more comfortable
There's no boy who doesn't scatter his balls hair while he shits
There's no boy who didn't try to get to his dick with his mouth
There's no boy who didn't try to fart among his friends only because he wanted them to say: "ewwww you nasty mothafucka!!!", and then die from laughter
There's no boy who doesn't get upset from sitting on the cold toilet sit during the winter
There's no boy who doesn't go 5 meters back to piss during the morning
There's no boy who didn't want to set up a tent in his room when he was 5
There's no boy who wasn't alone at home and didn't go naked
There's no boy who didn't shave down low, or didn't think about it
There's no boy who didn't think of fucking his female friend
There's no boy who didn't masturbate for a long time and wasn't surprised how good it is when he did it later
There's no boy who didn't challenge his luck and masturbated while his parents were not far from him
There's no boy who didn't pause "American Pie" during the scene with the hot chick with the boobs


I have few more.. If you like it, tell me and I'll translate a few more...
Tell me what you think Razz
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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Oct 2005 22:58    Post subject: Re: Things that boys do! Funny as hell!
BluE FriskY wrote:
---Translated from hebrew, sorry for any mistakes or typo's--
-- I translated only the best ones IMO, or the easy ones --

There is no boy who didn't piss and tried to aim for the thing that makes the toilet's water blue
There is no boy who doesn't check if the the water flow in the shower doesn't get to the ceiling
There's no boy who didn't fart under his blanket and didn't go under it to smell it
There's no boy who didn't try to clean the sticky poo in toilet by pissing on it
There's no boy who didn't put his dick between his legs to see if pussy fits for him
There's no boy who didn't try to move his dick up and down with his dick muscles
There's no boy who doesn't wet hot water on the wall while in the shower and then leans on it
There's no boy who didn't try to put his legs on the wall while sleeping to get more comfortable
There's no boy who doesn't scatter his balls hair while he shits
There's no boy who didn't try to get to his dick with his mouth
There's no boy who didn't try to fart among his friends only because he wanted them to say: "ewwww you nasty mothafucka!!!", and then die from laughter
There's no boy who doesn't get upset from sitting on the cold toilet sit during the winter
There's no boy who doesn't go 5 meters back to piss during the morning
There's no boy who didn't want to set up a tent in his room when he was 5
There's no boy who wasn't alone at home and didn't go naked
There's no boy who didn't shave down low, or didn't think about it
There's no boy who didn't think of fucking his female friend
There's no boy who didn't masturbate for a long time and wasn't surprised how good it is when he did it later
There's no boy who didn't challenge his luck and masturbated while his parents were not far from him
There's no boy who didn't pause "American Pie" during the scene with the hot chick with the boobs


I have few more.. If you like it, tell me and I'll translate a few more...
Tell me what you think Razz


funny shit !
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some are really true


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PostPosted: Fri, 7th Oct 2005 23:07    Post subject:
And some are not true Shocked


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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 01:03    Post subject:
mwqybe%


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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 01:17    Post subject:
Mutantius wrote:
mwqybe%


lol, drunk again Mutantius? Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 01:27    Post subject:
how did hya know?


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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 11:07    Post subject:
damn..
Most of it was right... Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 12:02    Post subject:
guilty...


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PostPosted: Sat, 8th Oct 2005 17:12    Post subject:
_SiN_ wrote:
And some are not true Shocked


Yeah, some are not true for all of us, but most of them are.
Glad you liked it it Very Happy
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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Oct 2005 04:14    Post subject:
I guess this is why you all are boys, and why I am a man.


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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Oct 2005 05:07    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
I guess this is why you all are boys, and why I am a man.


Shocked Question I thought u were a tranny? Shocked Laughing Wink


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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Oct 2005 05:23    Post subject:
SycoShaman wrote:
fisk wrote:
I guess this is why you all are boys, and why I am a man.


Shocked Question I thought u were a tranny? Shocked Laughing Wink


Please spare us from your sexual fantasies of me.


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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Oct 2005 10:56    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
SycoShaman wrote:
fisk wrote:
I guess this is why you all are boys, and why I am a man.


Shocked Question I thought u were a tranny? Shocked Laughing Wink


Please spare us from your sexual fantasies of me.


Laughing

awww shit, ya caught me Wink Laughing


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PostPosted: Sun, 9th Oct 2005 21:40    Post subject:
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Things that boys do! Funny as hell!



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