Jean-Claude Van Damme Does His Epic Split Between Two Trucks
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Nov 2013 16:24    Post subject: Jean-Claude Van Damme Does His Epic Split Between Two Trucks


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Haha Very Happy
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Holy shit!


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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Nov 2013 17:24    Post subject:
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does it fucking matter!


I like JCVD, he's awesome - and this was just a cool way to show off the control of the trucks Razz
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DA boss


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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Nov 2013 18:17    Post subject:
Amazing!


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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Nov 2013 18:28    Post subject:
sabin1981 wrote:
Nalo wrote:
does it fucking matter!


I like JCVD, he's awesome - and this was just a cool way to show off the control of the trucks Razz


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b: the use or language of sarcasm
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Nov 2013 18:46    Post subject:
I opened the World News and switched a tab. Suddenly saw "Jean-Claude Van Damme D...s" and suddenly thought the worst. Sad

Good video!
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Nov 2013 19:17    Post subject:
A commercial to Enya music, I'm fucking sold.
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Nov 2013 22:35    Post subject:
Hey Leo, did you watch his ITV4 documentary "Behind Closed Doors"? It was really good Very Happy That man really, really loves his dogs Smile
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No I haven't.
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PostPosted: Thu, 14th Nov 2013 23:26    Post subject:
Very cool commercial. Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 03:34    Post subject:
i'm shocked how he appear so old, whyyy we are aaaging, fucking oxygen


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 07:14    Post subject:
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i'm shocked how he appear so old, whyyy we are aaaging, fucking oxygen


Tanning is basically getting your skin damaged every time. People who tan a lot look A LOT older when they get in their 40'ies.

JCVD is 53 years old and tanned all the time in his youth (and still does).


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 07:50    Post subject:
"Chuck Norris did that stunt and knocked both trucks over"


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 08:47    Post subject:
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So... his face was "touched up" and still looked that old?

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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 11:41    Post subject:
I first noticed that he looks so old in The Expendables 2.


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best comment on youtube :


Note that this is Live Test 6!
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willys, Jackie Chan and Gerard Depardieu died trying to perform tests 1-5.


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 15:48    Post subject:
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