Stupid people, internet dating... AAARRRGGGHHH! God why?!
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MapHtH




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 09:44    Post subject: Stupid people, internet dating... AAARRRGGGHHH! God why?!
It turns out that there are some really stupid people on this world...

And I mean something like American stereotype stupid. It doesn't mean that the person is not intelligent, just fully ignorant beyond the universe it self...

And I get to date a girl just like that... Shit.

I understand that not everybody has to be into your interests, but when you have no idea what tiramisu is. But ok, maybe not everyone has to know that (even if around 99% of people in my country know that).

But when the girl has no clue what a damn steak is ("biftek" in my language for my fellow croats) I came to realize that trying to date girls you met online is a huge mistake I won't repeat. Mind Is Full Of Fuck

How can someone be so uninterested in anything?



So, she watches movies, but never really watched anything. Reads books, but again, never really read anything longer than some 150 pages. She can only make sandwiches (yeah, I know, that should be enough Razz - but come on...) Mind Is Full Of Fuck She likes to play games, but had only played Skyrim in the last two years and never had read what it was really about. She went to Skyrim Wikia and read what she had to do in quests there because she didn't want to bother herself with what those people said ingame.

A breakup is imminent because I have no clue on how much more of a "cow-gaze" I'll be capable of seeing each time I say something more complicated than a "ham-sandwich".

Why, oh why are some people that disinterested in everything???


"... and the world will become my playground."
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Saner




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 09:47    Post subject:
I had to look up what a tiramisu was.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Neon
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 10:07    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
I had to look up what a tiramisu was.



Seriously? Laughing
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Saner




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 10:09    Post subject:
Yeah.

I do shitloads of cooking and eat loads of food from all over the world, I just couldnt place it.

But its cool I didnt want to date MapHtH anyway.


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I should say once I saw it I knew what it was, I just well, hmpf, I just feel retarded.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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speedgear




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 10:18    Post subject:
italian desert, my wife loves it.


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RatKing




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 10:23    Post subject:
It's not just online dating, it's people in general. Please don't act so surprised. If you talk to a decent amount of people you're bound to find someone worth talking to.


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Guy_Incognito




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 11:27    Post subject:
I also heard about tiramisu like two months ago.

Then again, I don't give a shit about cakes.

But yeah, I'm also dissapointed with today's girls, they are clueless beyond my comprehension. They have no hobbies, no real interests except dick and how to get married so they don't have to work, and they actually believe every shit they hear on media.
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Stormwolf




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 11:59    Post subject:
Guy_Incognito wrote:
I also heard about tiramisu like two months ago.

Then again, I don't give a shit about cakes.

But yeah, I'm also dissapointed with today's girls, they are clueless beyond my comprehension. They have no hobbies, no real interests except dick and how to get married so they don't have to work, and they actually believe every shit they hear on media.


Not so sure this has ever been any different.
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Paintface




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 12:15    Post subject:
sounds like the new gf of my best friend, i think i lost a few IQ points in that 5 mins conversation.
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sabin1981
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 12:33    Post subject:
Fuck yeah! Tiramisu is one of my absolute favourite desserts! Closely followed by Baked Alaska and any kind of cheesecake Very Happy Oh, wait, this was a thread about dumb people... never mind, carry on <3
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 13:13    Post subject:
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Morphineus
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 13:17    Post subject:
Move on till you find something to your liking and be prepared because there are a lot of people whom lack substance out there!

Tho don't nitpick on small things like Tirasmisu, I can easily understand that people out there don't know it... It's a dessert keep some perspective Laughing I'd say the indifference is reason enough to break off.

But an advise for the future: when you know it's not working out... Don't prolong it, it's not fair for the both of you.


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H4wkeye




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 13:37    Post subject:
She didn't know what a biftek is? What the fuck Mind Is Full Of Fuck
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VonMisk




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 13:42    Post subject:
I love tiramisu, one of my favourite desserts.


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MapHtH




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 13:48    Post subject:
It's not just the tiramisu or a steak, but that the more I talk with her I get "Oh, I don't know what that means/is".

I wouldn't break up over a tiramisu either, but if you find out a person has no real interests, then I'd start looking for someone better.

And then I embarrass myself with my friends when I start describing mundane things and they go "I know how a solar calculator works" or something like that.

Basically, this:
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But yeah, I'm also dissapointed with today's girls, they are clueless beyond my comprehension. They have no hobbies, no real interests except dick and how to get married so they don't have to work, and they actually believe every shit they hear on media.


"... and the world will become my playground."
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Saner




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 14:02    Post subject:
Maybe you should watch more X factor and Oil Rigs got tallent




I guess I am lucky, I did all my dating before a lot of this shit and found a good wife

She's now locked up in the basement so she cant leave.


ragnarus wrote:

I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ?Smile

Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa!
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Stige




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 14:39    Post subject:
Saner wrote:
I had to look up what a tiramisu was.


First thing I was gonna post, thank you Saner, atleast I wasn't the only one

I have to say though, my ex was pretty much the same when I first met her, was a bit of a dummy (maybe not just a bit) but she turned out absolutely ok with time, she grew up a lot since then.
You could give it some time if you do really like her, that is what I did and it turned out just fine in the end.
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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 16:05    Post subject:
Hahahah where did you find her? grinhurt

And for unknown reason, I kinda thought that only gays have to meet someone online for dating hahahah

Ne zna kaj je biftek lol beži bre grinhurt Još tiramisu ok, al biftek...

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Reg67




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 16:48    Post subject:
It sounds like you have a meaty problem there, however, I would say the proof is in the pudding.
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Invasor
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 16:55    Post subject:
Surprised that no one told you to fuck her in the ass Laughing

Anyway, obviously she doesn't know a lot of stuff that you do, but maybe she has different interests? And is she interested in what you tell her?

Maybe she's just dumb and if that is not what you want then move on, but maybe there's a side of her you haven't seen yet.
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 16:56    Post subject:
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Bigperm




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 17:17    Post subject:
Ive been doing the online thing to. And you are very right. OMG, sure your cute, but why so stupid. lol

I went through about 5 before i met a really amazing girl online. She is smart, funny, fun, and a minx behind closed doors. Smile

I would say ditch this one, and move on to the next. Why waste your time an emotions, and you may miss out on someone who is great.


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PickupArtist




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 17:46    Post subject:
talking is overrated, its all about the bedtime stories

what sites are you guys using anyway? Cool
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WaldoJ
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 18:02    Post subject:
online dating isn't bad. it's easier than going to bars and striking out day in day out. you exchange a few emails talking about each other and getting to know them. if you rush it... then that's what you get. a hey you're cute lets go out. ok. let's have fun! yay.

one bad story... lol.

also... there are some very sheltered people online... some may not know a lot of things.


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dingo_d
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 19:05    Post subject:
Online dating is convenient but can be fucked up. First of all, a lot of creeps give false pictures, and when you meet them it's kind of a shock, plus we are all different online and live. You can seem like a great person online, but be a total douche in person.

So it's a gamble Very Happy


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thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found.

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madmax17




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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 20:01    Post subject:
Eh that's what happens when you date nine year olds Razz
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DXWarlock
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 21:01    Post subject:
Thank god I got all my dating out of the way in the early 90's before internet...So much easier.

See someone you want to talk to in person, after 5 minutes can think "your a bit dim aren't you?" and move on.
No wasting day on trying to schedule a time, waste time going out on a date to meet them, stuck on that date for hours..just to find out you cant stand them the first time you meet them in person.
PLUS the added bonus of no cell phones or such, to have to worry about dating someone that wants to spend 3/4 of the date texting people and posting facebook/twitter updates about thier night out...lol


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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 21:15    Post subject:
Invasor wrote:
Surprised that no one told you to fuck her in the ass Laughing

Anyway, obviously she doesn't know a lot of stuff that you do, but maybe she has different interests? And is she interested in what you tell her?

Maybe she's just dumb and if that is not what you want then move on, but maybe there's a side of her you haven't seen yet.


How could we forget, you know what to do now, give her anal injections of wisdom.

My girl is actually pretty smart but holy fuck she is racist against her own people. Laughing I've never met someone who hates Turks as much as she does, specifically Turkish men.
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PostPosted: Fri, 15th Nov 2013 22:06    Post subject:
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PostPosted: Sat, 16th Nov 2013 01:01    Post subject:
Nalo wrote:
Sounds like you found yourself a housewife Laughing

Hahah, my thoughts exactly xD

She doesn't whine every minute or bother you with annoying tasks, she's easily pleased and doesn't care about anything, she likes the simple life and makes you perfect sandwiches whenever you want, no questions asked. And she's pretty too? Wife her!! Laughing
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