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 Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 01:12 Post subject: Fucking flies |
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Here's my friday night:
> I'm sat playing a little L4D2 when a wild crane fly appears
> I pick up one of five spare DVD spindle containers and capture it 
> Go back to playing, then five minutes later an even bigger one appears.
> I capture it in a second container, but then I have an amazing idea
> I put both flies in the same container to see what happens 
> They begin epic battle / fight to the death, fucking legs errywhere
> Then they go ass to ass
> I google immediately, turns out they are having sexy time.
> I can't decide if I should be happy I brought them together or mad they are having more sex than me 
fml
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ixigia
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 01:23 Post subject: |
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I guess we can say..it was love at first fight xD
Also +1 for the pertinent title  |
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tonizito
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 01:48 Post subject: |
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| boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote: | | i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then |
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 02:10 Post subject: |
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What happened to the flies after they'd finished their business?
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 02:13 Post subject: |
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At first they were enjoying a post game snuggle together.
Now they're just facing opposite directions and trying to escape the container.
Awkward! 
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MAD_MAX333
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 04:33 Post subject: |
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LOLLOLOLOL sex wasnt good! "larry, why would you look at me during?"
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 08:33 Post subject: |
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xD xD
This thread delivers xD
"Quantum mechanics is actually, contrary to it's reputation, unbeliveably simple, once you take the physics out."
Scott Aaronson | chiv wrote: | | thats true you know. newton didnt discover gravity. the apple told him about it, and then he killed it. the core was never found. |
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 09:56 Post subject: |
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Saner
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 10:02 Post subject: |
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| ragnarus wrote: |
I saw things like that in here and in other "woman problems" topics so...... Am I the only one that thinks some authorities needs to be alerted about Saner and him possibly being a rapist and/or kidnapper ? |
Saner is not being serious. Unless its the subject of Santa! |
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garus
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 12:00 Post subject: |
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Last edited by garus on Tue, 27th Aug 2024 21:56; edited 1 time in total
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 12:21 Post subject: |
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I come to you with a heavy heart this morning with that news that the flies have sadly died during the night. I'm guessing they reconciled their differences in their final moments, as they were holding each other in their arms to face the end together 
RIP: Jeremy and Mildred - their love will echo through the ages.
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 12:21 Post subject: |
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Keep them in captivity and train their young. Soon you will have your own fly army...to do stuff with!
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DXWarlock
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| Posted: Sat, 17th Aug 2013 23:10 Post subject: |
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Of course they had sex, they only live like a few days and when they have sex they die, it's a short, pointless, life  well at least they watched you play some games what more can a fly wish for 
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MapHtH
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