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human_steel

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Posted: Thu, 20th Jun 2013 00:00 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://efukt.com/21072_100_Most_Brutal_Orgasms_of_all_Time.html

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tonizito
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Posted: Thu, 20th Jun 2013 00:22 Post subject:

boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:

i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then

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BLaM!
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Posted: Thu, 20th Jun 2013 01:13 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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Posted: Thu, 20th Jun 2013 03:37 Post subject:

I was all ready to watch this until I read this Sad

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One dude nuts so hXc that he actually ruptures a fucking blood vessel and spurts red. 2.15 mark. You've been warned.

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difm

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Posted: Thu, 20th Jun 2013 07:11 Post subject:

human_steel wrote:

http://efukt.com/21072_100_Most_Brutal_Orgasms_of_all_Time.html

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Interinactive
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Posted: Fri, 28th Jun 2013 06:14 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

⁢⁢ Last edited by Interinactive on Tue, 5th Oct 2021 03:20; edited 1 time in total

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Posted: Fri, 28th Jun 2013 12:07 Post subject:

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Seen this before loads! No pun intended lol.

Apparently some think it is fake ...

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Why else would they be filming the back of the cameraman's head?

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/nir31/i_am_the_guy_who_filmed_this_now_infamous_gif_nsfw/

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Posted: Fri, 28th Jun 2013 12:25 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Some fact (Or what to call them.) TV channels I've watched had these late-night documentaries about the porn industry (Deep Throat remake for one example that I remember.) with various videos like that, could be one of those, I've not yet read the above GIF comment URL though so maybe it's something else or a fake or parody thing. (Of course those films had the camera showing above the waist and most sex was off-screen or otherwise hidden.)

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The_Zeel

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Posted: Thu, 11th Jul 2013 16:35 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

http://www.efukt.com/2423_Iraqi_Porn.html

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Posted: Fri, 12th Jul 2013 03:27 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

That donkey is ... um hung like a donkey! May the NFOrce be with you always.

Hellifant

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Posted: Sat, 20th Jul 2013 14:21 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

funny because its true

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Posted: Sat, 20th Jul 2013 14:23 Post subject:

Hellifant wrote:

funny because its true Very Happy

Mila Kunis? Really?

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JBeckman
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Posted: Sun, 21st Jul 2013 17:54 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

//EDIT: Removed. Last edited by JBeckman on Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 19:45; edited 1 time in total

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sabathius___

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Posted: Sun, 21st Jul 2013 23:57 Post subject:

JBeckman wrote:

http://pumpkin-boi.tumblr.com/post/54984353730

Cervical stimulation, gif image, no idea what else to say.
(It started pretty nicely, searched around for various things and found this - http://danishprinciple.tumblr.com/ - then I searched some more and found these related sites with quite a drastic theme change, ha ha.)

(Found some nice tips on ropes as well http://geekdomme.tumblr.com/post/52326673258/dominantlife-teal-shit-rope-bondage-101-by )

Future of gaming by Bioware:

"WHEN YOU PRESS A BUTTON, SOMETHING AWESOME HAS TO HAPPEN."

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JBeckman
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Posted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 08:58 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

//EDIT: Removed. Last edited by JBeckman on Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 19:44; edited 1 time in total

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Saddlefall

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Posted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 14:56 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I really do not want to open any of those links...

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JBeckman
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Posted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 15:11 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

//EDIT: Removed. Last edited by JBeckman on Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 19:45; edited 1 time in total

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difm

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Posted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 18:04 Post subject:

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I think I'll add a few of those.

But for the images below what I linked to which contains quite a few ways to dismember the penis.
(Oh the strange things people can do to themselves...)

(Or this Fakir Musafar guy - http://xxx wearing a corset and quite a number of strange piercings.)

(Or these male stockings and frilly skirts - http://xxx
(Not that I really mind people wearing clothes like that but I do think it looks a bit off. - http://xxx )

Kinda funny that there's so many blogs about these things.

Are you doing a research on disturbing internet or what? Seriously, I don't see any reason to post these things here.
Unless you find them educational for some god knows reason.

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Edited links as JB removed them also. BUT everyone should be able to read the descriptions. Razz

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The_Zeel

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Posted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 18:25 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

can i take these last few posts as a sign that this thread is anything-goes now and i am allowed to post the most disturbingly fucked up porn shit from the depths of my twisted mind?

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StrEagle

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Posted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 18:52 Post subject:

please do!

Lutzifer wrote:

and yes, mine is only average

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JBeckman
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Posted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 19:44 Post subject:

difm wrote:

Are you doing a research on disturbing internet or what? Seriously, I don't see any reason to post these things here.
Unless you find them educational for some god knows reason.

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Well if that's so then maybe it's best to delete the posts then.

EDIT: There, done. Smile

(EDIT: Altered this post a bit, I need to think more about how I write before posting.)

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difm

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Posted: Mon, 22nd Jul 2013 20:32 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

I did the same with your quote i5 6600k @ 4.3 GHz \| MSI z170 Gaming M7 \| 32GB Kingston HyperX Fury \| 850 Evo 500GB \| EVGA 1070 SC \| Seasonic X-660 \| CM Storm Stryker

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Posted: Thu, 1st Aug 2013 14:34 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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difm

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Posted: Tue, 6th Aug 2013 07:31 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

efukt hit again: http://www.efukt.com/21083_Hey_Daddy,_look_what_I_can_do!.html i5 6600k @ 4.3 GHz \| MSI z170 Gaming M7 \| 32GB Kingston HyperX Fury \| 850 Evo 500GB \| EVGA 1070 SC \| Seasonic X-660 \| CM Storm Stryker

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VonMisk

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Posted: Tue, 6th Aug 2013 08:47 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

*Borderline gay

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Posted: Wed, 7th Aug 2013 07:21 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

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spankie
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Posted: Wed, 7th Aug 2013 10:20 Post subject:

difm wrote:

efukt hit again: http://www.efukt.com/21083_Hey_Daddy,_look_what_I_can_do!.html
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Well I guess having kids will be easy

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tonizito
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Posted: Wed, 7th Aug 2013 12:08 Post subject:

The guy's editing is awesome as always Laughing

boundle (thoughts on cracking AITD) wrote:

i guess thouth if without a legit key the installation was rolling back we are all fucking then

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Posted: Tue, 13th Aug 2013 02:31 Post subject:

difm wrote:

efukt hit again: http://www.efukt.com/21083_Hey_Daddy,_look_what_I_can_do!.html
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Borderline gay indeed! For her grand finale I was expecting double vadge double anal but maybe thats not even possible Razz

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doobzilla

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Posted: Tue, 13th Aug 2013 22:50 Post subject:	Quick Quote Quote

Ah, yes, the good 'ol DVDA. Nothing beats it's mythical acquisition. Hobo Zombie: TRAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNSSSSSS Woman Zombie: COMPLAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS Englishmen Zombie: REFRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNSSSSS Thanks for the idea Lutz!

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