The official "Bush bash" thread
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 16:15    Post subject: The official "Bush bash" thread
Let the bashing begin Laughing

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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 16:30    Post subject:
this one made me laugh so much... i know old and everyone's seen it but its a classic.

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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 17:02    Post subject:


he must be deminished. save the scalp as evidence.
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 17:20    Post subject:
Well hes an idiot what more to say? Razz


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 17:47    Post subject:
Now this is a worthwhile thread Laughing



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how can some so important look (and act) like a monkey Laughing
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 20:08    Post subject:
drakgon wrote:
this one made me laugh so much... i know old and everyone's seen it but its a classic.



Yes, and it's a photoshop-fake.

I've seen the original (hi-res) image, and it does not have those lens-protectors on.


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 20:14    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
drakgon wrote:
this one made me laugh so much... i know old and everyone's seen it but its a classic.



Yes, and it's a photoshop-fake.

I've seen the original (hi-res) image, and it does not have those lens-protectors on.


but he still is a dumb fuck Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 20:59    Post subject:
Yes, indeed he is. But you do not project a serious image of hate, if you base it on false ground.


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 21:28    Post subject:
my bad sorry, i just searched for the very first one in google cause i remember my friend showing me this pic a long time ago.

http://www.3dluvr.com/amigo/funny/bush.jpg

is that real?

also found this one quite funny http://www.gal.co.za/albums/album03/030306_Funny_Bush.sized.jpg
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 21:51    Post subject:
drakgon wrote:


http://www.3dluvr.com/amigo/funny/bush.jpg

is that real?


I think the red scribbles are pointing out the mistakes the photoshopper made when trying to turn the book upside down. Too good to be true... Wink
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 21:52    Post subject:
That's a fake too drak...


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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 22:21    Post subject:
awwww man i'll stop trying with the dumb pics, i'll go for obvious fakes now.

http://www.willieboats.com/Bin%20Ladin%20Images/BUSH.jpg

thats quite funny... the turban-ator lol.

http://fatali.servebeer.com/~ilkka/bush/Bush%20-%20the%20ring.jpg
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PostPosted: Sat, 17th Sep 2005 23:12    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
Yes, indeed he is. But you do not project a serious image of hate, if you base it on false ground.


Well isnt it his politics which makes him an asshole?


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PostPosted: Sun, 18th Sep 2005 13:20    Post subject:
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again."
—President George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
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1918 Prescott Bush Sr., leads a raid on a Indian tomb to secure Geronimo's skull for Skull & Bones.

1937 Prescott Bush's investment firm sets up deal for the Luftwaffe so it can obtain tetraethyl lead.

1942 Three firms with which Prescott Bush is associated are seized under the Trading with the Enemy Act.

1953 George Bush and the Liedtke brothers form Zapata Petroleum. Zapata's subsidiary, Zapata Offshore, later becomes known for its close ties to the CIA.

1954 The Bush family buys out the Liedtke brothers.

1955 George Bush sets up a Mexican drilling operation, Permago, with a frontman to obscure his ownership. The frontman later is convicted of defrauding the Mexican government of $58 million.

1959 Manuel Noriega recruited as an agent by the US Defense Intelligence Agency.

1960 Some investigators believe George Bush spent part of this year and the next in Miami on behalf of the CIA, organizing rightwing exiles for an invasion of Cuba. Is said to have worked with later Iran-Contra figure Felix Rodriguez.

1961 According to the Realist, CIA official Fletcher Prouty delivers three Navy ships to agents in Guatemala to be used in the Bay of Pigs invasion. Prouty claims he delivered the ships to a CIA agent named George Bush. Agent Bush named the ships the Barbara, Houston and Zapata.

Bay of Pigs invasion fails. Right-wingers blame Kennedy for failure to provide air cover. CIA loses 15 men, another 1100 are imprisoned.

George Bush invites Rep. TL. Ashley -- a fellow Skull & Boner -- down to Texas for a party in order to meet "an attractive girl." Bush writes that "she may be accompanied by an Austrian ski instructor but I think we can probably flush him at the local dance hall." Bush notes that he's had to unlist his phone because "Jane Morgan keeps calling me all the time." [From a letter in the Ashley archives uncovered by Spy magazine.]

Zapata annual report boasts that the company has paid no taxes since it was founded.

1963 John F. Kennedy is assassinated. Internal FBI memo reports that on November 22 "reputable businessman" George H. W. Bush reported hearsay that a certain Young Republican "has been talking of killing the president when he comes to Houston." The Young Republican was nowhere near Dallas on that date.

According to a 1988 story in The Nation, a memo from J. Edgar Hoover states that "Mr. George Bush of the CIA" had been briefed on November 23rd, 1963 about the reaction of anti-Castro Cuban exiles in Miami to the assassination of President Kennedy. George says it ain't him, admits he was in Texas but can't remember where.

1964 George Bush runs as a Goldwater Republican for Congress. Campaigns against the Civil Rights Act.

1966 Bush, runs as a moderate Republican, gets elected to Congress. Robert Mosbacher chairs Oil Men for Bush.

Apache leader Ned Anderson meets with the Skull & Bones lawyer and George Bush's brother Jonathan who attempt to return the skull Prescott Bush had looted in 1933. Anderson refuses the skull because he says it isn't Geronimo's.

1968 George W. Bush joins Skull & Bones at Yale

1970 Bush loses Senate race to Lloyd Bentsen, despite $112,000 in contributions from a White House slush fund. Jim Baker is campaign chair. Bush later claims to have reported correctly all but $6000 in cash --which he denies he got. A 1992 story in the New York Times says the $6000 was listed in records of Nixon's "townhouse operation" which was designed in part to make GOP congressional candidates vulnerable to blackmail.

1971 Bush is named UN Ambassador by Nixon. Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs finds enough evidence of Noriega's involvement in drug dealing to indict him, but US Attorney's office in Miami considers grabbing Noriega in Panama for trial here to be impractical. State Department also urges BNDD to back off.

more > http://bushwatch.org/family.htm

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I don’t know if the bush’s are in fact stupid .. What I do know is the bush family have provided the western world with coke, heroin, rigged elections & death sentences, for racially undesirables since the early 40's

The Bush family are direct decedents of the original knights of the templar.. the mob & the CIA were both controlled by the bush family, as a way to control power structures on both sides of the law.

I have met, personally, big time coke dealers, who answer to the bush family .. no bull

In effect the Bush family are the American royal family .. & ever since they have been in power America has been a shadow monarchy ..

http://www.tarpley.net/bushb.htm
http://www.hereinreality.com/familyvalues.html


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Sep 2005 16:18    Post subject:
The lyrics to "Idiot Son Of An Asshole" by NOFX:

He's not smart, a C student
And that's after buying his way into school
Beady eyes, and he's kinda dyslexic
Can he read? No one's really quite sure
He signs stuff and he executes people
Maybe that's why, he doesn't have any friends
Cocaine and a little drunk driving
Doesn't matter, when you're the Commander in Chief.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole

Put on some make-up, turn on the 8-Track,
I'm putting a week back on the shelf,
Suddenly I'm the President, of the United States,
But then I woke up, and realized I'm still me.

He's too dumb, to eat pretzels, apparently smart enough to fix an election.
Moved boldly into the White House,
but most people voted against him.
He likes naps, He really likes naptime, A couple of naps and then a nap and then he's ready for bed,
He may be from Bush descent, but he's always gonna be the unpresident.

Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole
Idiot son of an asshole
He's the idiot son of an asshole

He's our president!


and video! http://www.ericblumrich.com/idiot.html


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Sep 2005 16:28    Post subject:
i love this song Very Happy
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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Sep 2005 21:55    Post subject:
Anyone know about this 20 year curse thing? Since 1840 every US president elected in a year ending with zero died in office ...



and then Bush almost killed himself with a pretzel ...

Here's to hoping GW Bush dies in office!!! Very Happy


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PostPosted: Mon, 19th Sep 2005 22:38    Post subject:
haha, well he's till up for 2 or 3 years right?
lots of shit can happen in that time ^^ Laughing


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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Sep 2005 06:01    Post subject:
just shows, hes still the most powerfull peson on earth and no one else can top him, whats this world comming to
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PostPosted: Sat, 24th Sep 2005 18:53    Post subject:
thats an excellant idea .. i say top the whole bush family .. just to be safe


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Quotes:

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
...Governor George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush

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Bush's Tragedy

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word ''tragedy.''
"Well," one girl replied, "If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!"
The President smiled at the little girl and said, "No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?"
A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, "I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!"
The President shook his head and said, "No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn't anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?"
A small girl raised her hand and said, "Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!"
Very good," he said. "And what was your reason for that answer?"
"Well," she said, "It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!"

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George W. Drowning

One day there were three boys walking down the street, and suddenly they heard cries for help. When the boys got to the noise they saw George W. Bush in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning.
Dubya asked the boys how he could ever repay him. The first boy said, "I want a boat."
The second boy said, "I want a truck."
And the third boy said, "I want three tombstones with our names all on them."
Dubya asked, "Why is that, son?"
The little boy said, "Because when my Dad finds out that we saved you, he is going to kill us all!"

P.S. Upside Down Book: http://www.snopes.com/photos/bushbook.asp
Nice photoshopping tho Very Happy


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PostPosted: Thu, 29th Sep 2005 15:41    Post subject:
Laughing @ Griffon ..



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PostPosted: Sun, 2nd Oct 2005 18:21    Post subject:
fisk wrote:
drakgon wrote:
this one made me laugh so much... i know old and everyone's seen it but its a classic.



Yes, and it's a photoshop-fake.

I've seen the original (hi-res) image, and it does not have those lens-protectors on.

I'm sorry fisky fisk-o fisk but you are wrong...
look here: http://www.snopes.com/photos/binoculars.asp Wink

Why is he banned btw?


About Hitman: Movie (2007)
Vin Diesel is a hardcore gamer, and absolutely loves the Hitman series. For that reason I have faith that he wont destroy the movie.

Response: Well, Uwe Boll probably loved the Alone in the Dark games.
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PostPosted: Tue, 4th Oct 2005 00:20    Post subject:
[quote="Esel_Gesi"]

ahh u soo pised me off puting this crap on jennifers perfect body
ahhhhhh u !@#$%^&*()!%$#@%^#%@$#^%$^%#$


I know my english is bad so correct me if i wrong.
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