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 Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 10:47 Post subject: SHADY.BROOK-DEViANCE |
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Homepage: http://www.upforums.com/shadybrook/
Protection: None
Format: DVD
Requirements:
You will need a minimum of a PC or compatible computer, Pentium III CPU, Windows 98/2000/XP, 516 MB RAM, 350 MB Hard Drive space, 640x480 resolution, 24-Bit Color display, DVD-ROM drive, and a Windows-compatible sound card and mouse.
Story:
Shady Brook is an interactive horror adventure game currently available by Unimatrix Productions. Played in the first person, Shady Brook will introduce players to Jake Tobin, an up-and-coming author who moves into a small town to get material for his next novel. However, Jake soon becomes the unwilling pawn of a town conspiracy so terrifying that he can never escape...
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 10:58 Post subject: |
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looks like a hughe pile of steaming shit.
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 11:03 Post subject: |
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instead of delivering this how u said ss they could crack that stupid 18 wheels of boringness,comon i want to get bored
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ad4m
Posts: 339
Location: Location: Location: Location: Teh INTERNETS !
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 11:15 Post subject: |
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Description sounds interesting, but gfx are just BAD 
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shambk
Posts: 115
Location: Neither here nor there
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 12:38 Post subject: |
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I really don't ask for much in a game, and a free game at that. But this was uninstalled faster then any other game I care to remember. Wow this one was really, REALLY bad. Looks like it was done back in 98 with Ms Paint.
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| Vincez wrote: | My product key doesn't work!!!!
I tried *****-*****-*****-*****-***** from the .nfo but it says it's unvalid... plz help me |
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 12:50 Post subject: |
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lol @ shambk
u really dled that kinda crap? 
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 18:23 Post subject: |
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"Shady Brook is an interactive horror "
And the first horror is the graphics. It starts out with this blue 3d car model that MUST have come from one of those free 3d model websites. They torture you by making you watch it drive down the lowest resolution road (freeway?) ever created with grass that looks like random green noise.
The wheels don't spin, the front wheels don't turn, and the car fishtails everywhere instead of driving like a normal car.
Then you are met by the 2 gayest-looking (and I mean homo, no freaky) characters in the history of gaming, with the voices to match.
That's as far as I got, and I'm going to have nightmares for the rest of my natural life. I'd say the 'horror' part of the game is a huge success.
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shambk
Posts: 115
Location: Neither here nor there
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 22:12 Post subject: |
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| [Thebrain] wrote: | lol @ shambk
u really dled that kinda crap? |
If I said no, would you believe me? I feel so gay for admitting, but I not only downed it, I burned it before trying. I am writing the company and asking for my 10 cents back.
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| Vincez wrote: | My product key doesn't work!!!!
I tried *****-*****-*****-*****-***** from the .nfo but it says it's unvalid... plz help me |
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 22:19 Post subject: |
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how can the game be so big if gfx suck so bad as u say?
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shambk
Posts: 115
Location: Neither here nor there
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| Posted: Fri, 16th Sep 2005 22:22 Post subject: |
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| White_Knight wrote: | | how can the game be so big if gfx suck so bad as u say? |
I asked the same question after looking at it for 3 seconds. It's probably due to alot of speech files. BELIEVE ME it's not because of the gfx. If you want a good laugh, or a look into the gaming past, feel free to down and enjoy.
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| Vincez wrote: | My product key doesn't work!!!!
I tried *****-*****-*****-*****-***** from the .nfo but it says it's unvalid... plz help me |
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| Posted: Fri, 23rd Sep 2005 18:28 Post subject: bleurgh..retch..puke |
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omfg! WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? we made a better game in school in 1 week!
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Mutantius
VIP Member
Posts: 18594
Location: In Elektro looking for beans
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Sep 2005 15:29 Post subject: |
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Jesus Christ...
"Why don't you zip it, Zipfero?" - fraich3
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| Posted: Sat, 24th Sep 2005 17:15 Post subject: |
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No, I don't think Jesus endorsed this or had ANYTHING to do with it. God would have slapped him if he had.
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SycoShaman
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Posts: 24468
Location: Toronto, Canada
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| Posted: Sun, 25th Sep 2005 01:27 Post subject: |
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If u go to the site, the guy made this game thinks its the next best thing after sliced bread...
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